• Furries, Bronies, Porn and Ponies: Signs of a Culture in Decline

    November 28, 2012 7:00 pm 57 comments

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    By Eunice W.

    Trends in social media reveal increased deviant behavior towards animals, cartoons and fantasy creatures. This maladjusted epidemic has infected the bloodstream of our American nervous system, it is unsightly and it aches the heart!  Tumblr is a magnet of voracious hedonism, Twitter and Facebook equally self indulgent. 76% of adults are influenced by social media; the numbers are mind bending. Clearly the breakdown of civilized society is a result of sex themed forums and blogs devoted to cartoon smut.  There are disturbed young men, and some very sick women, trolling the internet to heighten twisted perversions.  Once habits form, they are not easily broken. Soon, these young people slip into  moral bankruptcy; sidelined as counterproductive citizens. They produce nothing, and use vast resources while they’re at it. Their existence thwarts the recovery of our slumped economy, simply because a majority of capable adults don’t participate in it. Instead, they boo-hoo about inequality and waste time prowling for sick delights. We might as well give up on this portion of the generation, it’s not worth it. I just hope they don’t vote. We have entered a most hazardous time.

    I was in Baltimore this summer and rode the MARC to a home school gathering. In a regrettable coincidence the train car filled with smelly Anime fans in town for a convention. Who knew Baltimore was teeming with sickos? The city pulsed with freakish hair dos and costumes, many were obese and unclean.  I clutched my handbag tightly, I thought   about crime. They didn’t offer me a seat on the crowded train either, as they displayed no discernable sign of proper manners.  Instead, they bantered on   about nothing of great importance. Suddenly I became frightened for the future of our country. They fussed like tired babies, uninterested in the election or important matters. My soul cried tears of agony, “Sailor Blue and Mr. Pokémon, please.” I snuffled, “Get off this train and get a job. There is still time” It was all I could think. The Infiltration of Satan is everywhere, especially in Baltimore.

    She needs a job, not an audience.

    For some, it’s already too late. One can assume by their vacant stares, shaking hands and gaming obsessions these individuals are too exhausted to offer salvation. Their lust for make believe characters discourages maturity and normal development. If you thought the Anime trend was disturbing, just hold onto your rosary beads, because   here come the Bronies and Furries:  taking mental disturbance and deviation to a whole new low. No wonder our Economy is in such decline.

    Bronies are a subgroup of young men intensely aroused by the Hasbro cartoon My Little Pony (Friendship is Magic).  They are the “Bros” or followers of Pony and have erected an entire cultural shrine to their icon, My Little Pony. Their fervor is boundless and lacks age and gender appropriateness.  What could be the appeal of pastel ponies on grown college age men? Is masculinity and duty to tradition finished?  What’s more disturbing with this emerging group is the abundance of smut and fan art spreading like genital crabs. Such “art” has no meaningful role in a society already choked in pornographic mire. This adoration of Pony Porn leads one into the dredges of bestiality and bi-curious experimentation. I don’t know which is worse, you be the judge. Men are certainly less masculine, if you haven’t noticed. They have no business playing with ponies and magic. If they can’t work or go to school, they should at least join the military and learn to behave like real men.

    This is what barbarism looks like. Disgraceful.

    Canadians love hemp even more than the maple leaf.

    Furries represent yet another promiscuous subculture hailing from Canada. Canadians are always pushing the limit when it comes to abnormal sin, their liberal political system leads many to a lifestyle of  rampant homosexuality and prostitution. They smoke a lot of weed in Canada too. Vancouver has more prostitutes than hockey players and moose. Furries take anthropomorphic lust to the depths of shameless perversion. They masquerade  in big-headed animal ‘fur suits’ and parade in public. Open displays of humping, and heavy petting frighten common people.  Like zoo creatures in heat, these activities should be limited to those already behind cages; it is a barbaric hobby.  Their loose association with their inner “animal” is cause for alarm and should be treated by only the most experienced psychological experts. Furries are typically male (80%) are unemployed and have lifelong obsessions with cartoons. Not surprising, youngsters raised on television shows like Kim Possible, Power Puff Girls and even Strawberry Shortcake have become over sexed miscreants hungry for more toon porn. These once innocent characters, have now become grossly morphed into sexual porn stars; their images taking on risqué and scandalous acts. Go ahead and Google it yourself.  You’ll be shocked to see images of the Power Puff girls in a 3-way or Kim Possible with a big black boner in her mouth. Even Smurfette is not off limits. These images will make you recoil in disgust. You may even need to look twice to grasp the depths of such depravity. I know I did.

    As these subcultures break into the mainstream, we can only expect further decay of basic morals and principals. My friends, it has already happened in the 2012 election.  Take Vermin Supreme, was an actual candidate for President, and hails himself King of the Bronies. His vile website tells the picture; he promised a Pony for everyone if elected, and wanted to exploit the Undead as a renewable energy source. It was an unchristian platform if I ever heard one. Vermin still promotes a gay agenda and once attempted to turn a Christian Leader  into a homosexual with magical fairy glitter. He is known to attend Rainbow Gatherings where group love and drug experimentation are the norm. As a “protester”, Mr. Supreme has already infiltrated the now defunct Occupy movement where job-avoiding losers rally behind a cloak of “economic inequality.”   He is clearly a danger.  The masses of unstable, unstoppable Bronies and Furries are drawn to him like mites on a mange infested Fursuit.  His appeal to the unsatisfied and down trodden is likely to influence “undecided” voters, unless their own laziness prevents them from voting. One can only pray. Mr. Supreme   is a dangerous leader whose Pony Pimping must be carefully scrutinized.

    What can be done to amend a generation wallowing   in a sewage of sexual aberration and irresponsibility? How, can we reverse desires to furnicate, and Pornify childhood innocence? The return of God fearing values, Christian beliefs and appropriate interventions can guide these lost souls off the speedway to hell and back into the productive institutions of school and work. Our economy’s dependence on skilled, educated socially adaptive workers will not be met if we continue along this path. The reality- dodging by the 47% needs to be replaced with a rigorous cleansing. It might involve brainwashing, or even bleach. America, we are facing a crisis. Salvation and healing will happen only under the banner of prosperity, where we can once again heal and share the bounties of wealth with  those deserving of its merits. Prosperity for Everyone in 2012 – or prosperity for those of us who have earned it . If you’re not on board with prosperity, you must be an atheist. And frankly, there’s no room for atheists and perverts in this age of reform.

     

    Vermin Supreme in a not-so-clever guise as a real Christian.

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    Eunice Political agitator at Americans for Inequality, campaigned strongly against Vermin Supreme until I cured him of demonic possession. Now we are BFFs. I enjoy the Facebook, crochet and mixing martinis, especially dirty ones. I'm a lonely widow only seeking to meet new friends as my life is an absurd island of loneliness. I believe in faith and wisdom. Hard work is a staple to a happy, productive living. I swim and do the yogas but for the most part shopping and relaxing at spas keeps me very busy and useful. I'm proud to be a well off American. Scrabble anyone? I'll kick your ass.

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