• Hemant Mehta, Friendly Atheists, Trick Church Pastor into Bogus Church Sign

    November 4, 2012 12:28 pm 46 comments
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  • Photo: Wait, what is this?!  We know you paid this pastor off, Hemant Mehta!  How much did it take you 'Friendly Atheists' to bribe this church sign!Just look at it.  Take a good eyeful at the left, because you shall now see evidence that atheists are taking their political tomfoolery into our churches!  My middle name is Anger if my first name is Wrath right now, because this makes me angrier than every time I read my favorite part of the Bible, Sodom and Gomorrah and how they refused to obey natural law and order!

    But just like the children of the two cities of homosexual pleasures, atheists revel in their flagrant disobedience to God.  At their midnight rituals, they widly shake their heads two and fro, naying and grunting as they thrust at each other under the midnight moon of gules, trying to energize themselves for their continued fight to ruin the final Earth days for us kind Christians.

    There is one Archatheist named Hemant Mehta.  With but a flicker of his pen of prose, he’s been able to ignite atheists into rioting crowds against us good, friendly Christians.   Look at him and his comrades plot to ‘buy out’ the messages of our Sunday morning church signs!  He’s tricking Americans into thinking that atheists are friendly, even though they are not friendly to their Lord and Savior.  How can anyone love or be friendly, if they do not have a place in their heart for the greatest lover of all time, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

    Only someone with the pull and powerful monetary resources like Hemant Mehta and his friendly atheists coalition could pull this off.  They have clearly shown their power by making a church claim God loves a friendly atheist over a hateful Christian.  There is no such thing as a hateful Christian!  If this were only 500 years ago, I would climb upon my steed and demand anyone who claimd so be drawn and quartered, then thrown into the town gallows so their bosom’s remains would stand as a festering warning of what happens if you dare disagree with my gentle and moral beliefs!

    But those times are long gone my friends.  Gone are the days we can rap an atheist or any other sinner on the behind and give them a little punishment, for crimes of disobeying our interpretation of the Bible and even worse trying to recruit others to think like them instead of us.  These are truly cruel days and evil hours.

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