• Justin Bieber Gay Sex Doll Just-In-Beaver Proves Liberals Go Too Far

    November 9, 2012 7:39 pm 11 comments

    dollHollywood, CA – A new doll named the ‘Just-in Beaver’ doll has many parents upset and the singer represented by the doll ‘incensed’.  As reported by the Huffington Post, the Just-in Beaver sex doll promises entry from ‘multiple positions’ and is more geared toward allowing the buyer to engage in homosexual thrusting with it.

    On top of the product packaging, the words “I’m NOT GAY (okay maybe a lil’) can be seen on the of the box.  “Lil” is gay slang that serves as double-entendre here, literally being a Sweetzer Avenue acronym meaning ‘leave inside longer’.

    Justin Bieber is obviously incensed about this doll as he has turned his life around and plans to marry his long-time girlfriend Selena Gomez.

    At the bottom of the product, there are the words ‘Beaver Fever’, euphemism for a backside gameplay gays use among one another.  One gay will say, “Oh, I have a fever.”  This is open invitation for the other gay man who is top for the day to play doctor and ‘put in the thermometer’.  By saying the doll allows Bieber Fever, is is advertising the the backside hole of the doll is likely warmed with some sort of electric current, a bit of sand and jellys, making it feel like the clenched, gritty backside of a power bottom.   Not that any good, firm Republican would know what that feels like.

    Such a gross offense to the senses is patently offensive and we agree is just far too over the line.  We promised that if Obama were allowed to legalize gay marriage and get re-elected, we would see products like this being sold on store shelves just in time for the Holidays.  How many fraternity guys are going to get this as a gag gift, only to have the gift actually become a Trojan Horse that gateways them to a life of pole flesh seeking and sitting.  It always starts of light-hearted and ends with tragedy, as we see in this doll toy product.

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