Military Absentee Ballots Delivered Day Late, Would Have Swung Vote for Romney
WASHINGTON, D.C. – New information of voter fraud could mean Barack Obama is not president of the United States. The question is will Obama’s government suppress this information before it reaches public media. Sources at The Daily Duffle, a news site operated by veterans, report that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were ‘lost’ and did not turn up until a day after the election. While the votes on the ballots were sealed to public access, inside sources indicate that Mitt Romney earned enough votes from those ballots to win the states of Florida and Ohio, meaning he won the election and is president of the United States.
According to columnist Drew Edwards, the paper ballots were collected from the Persian Gulf region and were to be counted after arrival to the US. On time, the ballots were loaded upon the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf and then were to be airflighted to the US via a C-130. Observers of the transport noted military postal clerks were going through the ballots during transport, taking out those that had clearly marked “Mitt Romney” as choice for president. When the clerks said there were just ‘too many Romney votes to move out’, they allegedly reported this information to their superior then received word from their superiors in Washington, D.C., to ‘execute Lost At Sea’.
It was at this point that clerks with clearance remarked all boxes containing ballots as ‘Ammunition’ and put the itenerary for these specific crates for deployment to Afghanistan. It was in a secure location that the ballots sat until early this morning, when stock personnel from a private contractor noted the extra inventory and called in military special police to investigate, fearing the extra crates may have been shipped in by a terroristic third party. Upon revelation, ballots were found in the boxes and M.P. immediately contacted D.C. to report what they had found. But now, Democrats in the White House are claiming it is too little, too late and that the ballots must remain closed to public.
Already, thousands are angry and demanding an election recount. Our brave soldiers are being silenced by what is surely a White House plot by the incumbant president. Obama did whatever it took to chat Mitt Romney out of this election, even at the cost of hiding the vote of our soldiers in the Persian Gulf region. These ballots must be counted and reported to the public. Inside sources are already saying there are enough votes from Romney in these ‘lost at sea’ ballots and that since it was a grievous error or even scandal that resulted in them not being filed on time, there must be an official procedure to count these votes.
We will continue to monitor this story closely today, press our D.C. lobby to have our House Members and Senators investigate and keep you updated.
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Author: Joe P. Reagan
2:20 pm
I AM ANGRY! Obama has no morals! Why are our heroes being oppressed!
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4:04 pm
aw my good sir please learn and find out that in fact they were counted if you found out how i guess you would not write this article
everyone in the u.s military is counted how you might ask well it goes a little like this
they have they vote the same way they’re votes are added along with they’re states votes you see its quite easy no late votes they are instnatly added along with everyone else so simply get off your pity train because i am not falling for it
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4:34 pm
so you think 30 K of soldiers would Vote for romney? ( even if it’s was not enough to win election anyway )
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8:40 pm
Why would a soldier not vote for Romney?
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9:55 pm
Because Romney doesn’t care about soldiers.
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2:14 pm
Like L.N said and if all those soldiers voted for romney he would not win anyway
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2:40 pm
I am a soldier and voted for romney Dumb ass obama didnt want to pay us 3 times! most of us are one income families. you cut off our pay like that sob tried to do then your basicaly saying our kids can starve to death
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3:04 am
if you were a soldiers you would not even be here seriously
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2:43 pm
The story at the Duffle Blog isn’t real. It’s a satirical site, much like the Onion.
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2:56 pm
But how can we be sure? If this is true this is the best news ever and will give us hope in getting Romney into office. Our little plan to cheat the ballots in Ohio backfired on us so we need something here. I don’t think we should just ignore Duffle Blog’s great report just yet, we should really just go ahead and agree to accept it and see if we can’t get Romney into office with it.
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5:15 pm
You just admitted that you wanted to cheat and now you’re complaining that you didn’t win.
F.uck off, you damn sore loser.
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7:19 pm
You know, if someone comes up to you with their baby and asks ‘is this baby cute?’, you can just say ‘your baby is ugly’. But who does that? You bend the truth a bit, you tell a little white fib. You tell them, “That baby is cute! Oh, my goodness! What a presh little angel!” and they are happy. Just like when Mitt pretended to care for the poors and such, it was just a little white lie to make them feel better and help him get into office. No harm and no foul. They could feel good and we could still take care of what business we need.
So it’s really all the same here, isn’t it? The ends justify the means. If you want a couple to feel good about their ugly baby, you still tell them it is cute . If you need to get a proper man into office, you trick the voting base a bit and you know, maybe ‘enhance’ a few voting machines there. In the end everyone ends up happy and it is not really a big deal.
What Obama did here though is not a little white lie, it is a blatant evil, evil dark plan. You cannot just hide people’s votes. That is just plain wrong and cheating. That is not very Christian.
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10:04 pm
“You know, if someone comes up to you with their baby and asks ‘is this baby cute?’, you can just say ‘your baby is ugly’. But who does that? You bend the truth a bit, you tell a little white fib. You tell them, “That baby is cute! Oh, my goodness! What a presh little angel!” and they are happy. Just like when Mitt pretended to care for the poors and such, it was just a little white lie to make them feel better and help him get into office.”
There’s a huge difference between complimenting someone’s child and running for president.
“No harm and no foul.”
No, HUGE harm and foul, you don’t go around telling the people you want voting for you that you’re going to help them out when you so blatantly don’t give a flying f.uck about them.
“They could feel good and we could still take care of what business we need.”
Which apparently means you want the poor to stay poor so you can tell them to f.uck off when they ask for assistance because you support the very programs or people who are causing them to stay poor and unable to take care of themselves.
“So it’s really all the same here, isn’t it? The ends justify the means. If you want a couple to feel good about their ugly baby, you still tell them it is cute .”
No, you’re telling people to f.uck off and you’re willing to cheat a man into office who would ruin America and the world with his ideas. It’s like you’re trying to say that a goldfish is the same size as a whale.
“If you need to get a proper man into office, you trick the voting base a bit and you know, maybe ‘enhance’ a few voting machines there.”
Except cheating means that the person in question isn’t a ‘proper man’, and what’s worse is you’re breaking your god’s rules of no lying. That isn’t a ‘little white lie’, you’re trying to put someone into office who would end up causing world war three.
“In the end everyone ends up happy and it is not really a big deal.”
You don’t even consider the voting populace to be people, do you?
“What Obama did here though is not a little white lie, it is a blatant evil, evil dark plan. You cannot just hide people’s votes. That is just plain wrong and cheating. That is not very Christian.”
So you’re basically saying that only YOU get to do the evil things you admit to?
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12:24 am
If I say yes here would that make you happy enough so we can just agree to disagree on this one? Let’s just drop the issue. Obama cheated, there needs to be a recount and maybe we can even just leave Ohio and Florida out of this election, then see where the electoral vote stacks up. Romney comes out by a few points in that scenario, so he gets office. I think that is fair enough to everyone. We won’t throw Obama in jail for commiting treason against Romney voters (Americans), and in return, elections turn out how they should have in the first place.
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12:37 am
No, because you’re basically saying that you don’t give a f.uck about the American people. They voted, Obama won, and now you just want to take it away from him because you’re a sore loser and a damn child. Someone you don’t like got something you wanted, so now you want to literally steal it away and then push him in the dirt.
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3:11 am
Don’t make this about me. Obama cheated to get into office, I just want things to be fair. The Duffle reports the facts on the issue and you see again it is reported here and now you are trying to deny the truth Little Nurse. Why don’t you just leave the politics to us men and go discuss fashions or something on Femmewire, honey?
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5:49 pm
How did Obama cheat to get into office? The votes of the military were accounted for, whether you like it or not, and in the end, Obama won regardless. He had well over the 270 Electoral votes needed in order to win, so at best (for you), Romney would’ve had just slightly more votes.
“I did not say we HAD to tinker with the machines, I just suggested we enhance them.”
“Our little plan to cheat the ballots in Ohio backfired on us so we need something here.”
Yeah, kinda sounds like you wanted it to happen. You don’t care that Obama won fair and square, you’re just pissed that he won.
” I’ve always operated with pure opacity on the subject, so don’t try to judge me as a liar like Obama.”
You literally stated that you wanted to rig the machines in Ohio and now you’re trying to lie about it WHILE SAYING YOU WANTED TO RIG THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
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3:05 pm
Furthermore, I did not lie about the Ohio thing. I personally donated money to Tagg and helped him buy the voting machines as a third party investor. I did not say we HAD to tinker with the machines, I just suggested we enhance them. I’ve always operated with pure opacity on the subject, so don’t try to judge me as a liar like Obama.
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4:52 pm
oh you mean liek how bush cheated in florida and even most conservitives know he did and agree to it your just digging a bigger hole
my message to you
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10:46 pm
I could have you reported for a federal offense.
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5:57 am
adam you and and l.n is more entertaining then two facebook users arguing over obama and roney its charming
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4:09 pm
no this is the only true way he could have won
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11:57 pm
Maybe if they sent them a day earlier like the paper said they would have missed the deadline.
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3:53 am
no they did ge adde dhe is just gripeing to gripe
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3:38 pm
Seriously? Nobody is going to update this and say that this story is false? That it’s based on a satirical article which is meant to be fiction?
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10:04 pm
What are you talking about? What is a “satirical article”?
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8:16 am
Dissappointing to see CW stooping to plagiarism. I expect better of the holy site.
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