• Obama Caught Reverse Goo-Dogging A Twinkie, In Public

    November 21, 2012 10:46 am 20 comments

    Now that Obama has secured himself another term in office, he’s drunk with power and flagrantly lifting his legs to teabag morality right in the face.  He has no fear or shame to his game now.  He’s out there right now, fighting to do all sorts of horrible things to our society:  ensure gays have the right to marry in our churches, giving free healthcare to the poor and elderly and even refusing to attack Iran as their Hamas guilt-by-association brethren continue to wage warfare on our allies in Israel.

    Even after all these crimes I have listed, there is none greather than the one you will witness.  Yes, it again has to do with homosexuality, but Obama is just being flagrant with it now.  He is rubbing it in our face and letting us all catch the scent of full-fledged Twinkdom.

    Look at the gusto he’s shoving that sweet, bready container of goo stuffing into his mouth.  He’s already taken a cigar bite off the other end, so kids in the crowd will get an eyeful of lusty confections seeping out.

    This is all immoral and quite frankly, frustrating.  Mitt Romney would never have done such things.  He would have responsibly shipped Twinkie companies off to China and just sold these treats to Asian markets, making us investors rich off the business while keeping the immoral product away from American homes and unionized labor markets.

    This conspiracy by Obama to be seen eating Twinkies is another part of the gay agenda.  He’s subliminally telling children and men, ‘hey, it’s okay to stick a Twinkie dongle into your mouth and suckle the sweet nectar within’.

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