Obama Caught Reverse Goo-Dogging A Twinkie, In Public
Now that Obama has secured himself another term in office, he’s drunk with power and flagrantly lifting his legs to teabag morality right in the face. He has no fear or shame to his game now. He’s out there right now, fighting to do all sorts of horrible things to our society: ensure gays have the right to marry in our churches, giving free healthcare to the poor and elderly and even refusing to attack Iran as their Hamas guilt-by-association brethren continue to wage warfare on our allies in Israel.
Even after all these crimes I have listed, there is none greather than the one you will witness. Yes, it again has to do with homosexuality, but Obama is just being flagrant with it now. He is rubbing it in our face and letting us all catch the scent of full-fledged Twinkdom.
Look at the gusto he’s shoving that sweet, bready container of goo stuffing into his mouth. He’s already taken a cigar bite off the other end, so kids in the crowd will get an eyeful of lusty confections seeping out.
This is all immoral and quite frankly, frustrating. Mitt Romney would never have done such things. He would have responsibly shipped Twinkie companies off to China and just sold these treats to Asian markets, making us investors rich off the business while keeping the immoral product away from American homes and unionized labor markets.
This conspiracy by Obama to be seen eating Twinkies is another part of the gay agenda. He’s subliminally telling children and men, ‘hey, it’s okay to stick a Twinkie dongle into your mouth and suckle the sweet nectar within’.
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- Scared
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Derek Van Buren
1:15 pm
So you ‘shop a picture of a twinkie onto a yawning Obama, and say he’s doing a sex act you made up? It’s also nice to know that you hate America since you don’t want Americans to have jobs.
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2:40 pm
I thought you guys said Obama was trying to get rid of twinkies. Hmm?
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6:14 pm
Photoshop is a fun thing, huh?
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9:45 pm
Photoshop level: Not even close to good
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2:33 am
*cough* photoshop *cough*
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3:06 am
Derek we all know you do the same thing you take that twinkie and just slide it whole down your thorat you love having that goo run down.
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2:14 pm
Oh, man… I can just taste that cream filling already!
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11:01 pm
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL I HOPE TO EE A ARTICLE ABOUT HW NOBODY HAS TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING AND THE WHOLE HOW “LIBREALS” ARE TELLING PEOPLE THEY ARE FAT TO NOT EAT A TURKEY
now that thats over i bid you a site that will help
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11:01 pm
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL I HOPE TO EE A ARTICLE ABOUT HW NOBODY HAS TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING AND THE WHOLE HOW “LIBREALS” ARE TELLING PEOPLE THEY ARE FAT TO NOT EAT A TURKEY
now that thats over i bid you a site that will help
pintrest.com
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10:27 am
I knew it, Obama is a MONSTER!!! First he starts all those wars in Iran, Afghanistan and North Korea. Now he is even performing oral sex with a twinkie, what a perv.
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6:21 pm
your blind its photoshopped
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6:29 pm
http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=ceVlltPBcHg
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6:30 pm
http://pinterest.com/all/?category=humor
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6:33 pm
http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=u9emjalsOsE
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6:33 pm
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/
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10:00 pm
Obama’s huffing that Twinkie® like it’s the last one on Earth… Oh, wait.
Thanks to Communistic unions, we’ll never be able to put that cream-filled delight in our mouths ever again!
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11:40 pm
So better working conditions is something you call Communism?
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11:43 pm
erich i found something
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