President Obongo Does First Act of Reelection and Legalizes Marijuana in Colorado
Denver, CO – President Barack Hussein Obama, now going by the street name of President Obongo, bribed the entire young vote of Colorado with promises of legalized marijuana if they voted him president. The people of Colorado responded and Obama kept his promise. Colorado has become the first state to legalize the most dangerous drug on Earth, marijuana.
Liberal journalist Shlie Weed of TopekasNews first tweeted the story to us, taunting us with a headline that we never thought would be possible in this great nation.
Colorado passes proposal to legalize marijuana
Already, all the terrifying things we know that happens when the most illicit drug possible is allowed it taking place in Colorado!
Nurses from a Denver hospital report to us they have already had 43 shooting victims tonight, all shot up by drug crazed weedies who had a bong in one hand and a gun in another! Teen pregnancies are going wild all over the place, college girls running naked through the streets and lustfully thrusting their moist, loose sinholes upon the nearest man possible! Marijuana has the potency of LSD and twice cracked cocaine, mixed with the 20 molar liquid qualuudes. With just two puffs of Colorado schwaggy, a woman can do a double stuffed penetration and it’s so sick we don’t know what that means!
It only gets worse from there. Marijuana is the gateway drug to prostitution and laziness. Over 94% of women who get even second hand marijuana smoke end up pregnant with STDs and a sinchild within a few years. A marijuana positive woman will sleep with an average of over 19 different men a month, for mere dollars and promises of more drugs.
We won’t even shock you parents out there with what your son will do to get a little toke of magic mint, but the stats are just as dangerous. As warned by Amber Cooper, when she prophesied Obama would use the original Magic Mint to win this election.
Friends, celebrations are taking place in all sorts of drug homes across America. Somehow the 47%: drug dealers, the poors, weed heads, lazy elderly, non-Republicans, atheists, pimps and other criminals have come out of their slums long enough to vote four more years of Obama, just so they can live off the teet of the hardworking bosses who keep America true to her cause: freedom for men as defined by the landowner masters in the Constitution!
We will demand Obama be impeached because he does not have a birth certificate and lied to the media. He promised he was not a druggie, but we see the first thing he does when he knows he doesn’t have to be reelected! Let us unify against this new form of liberalism. Who thought Obama and his Mass Street Lawrence beatniks would start their movement to have homosexuality and marijuana mixed up into a lurid concoction of raw sensuality in the heartland of America. It is now we must make our stand, my friends.
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
1:39 am
Wow that was fast guess oyu didn’t see Bruce post about how they are just faking it so who’s the fake poster you or Bruce. Not that we all realy know who is it.
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1:43 am
Obongo is still President until Jan. 20th, moron. Go back to school.
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1:50 am
Considering how you’re lying in the first place, come January 20th, Obama will still be in office.
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2:26 am
Ya they wont even post about it this site flip-flops just my boomany
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1:49 am
As much as you want to villainize him, Obama didn’t legalize marijuana, nor did he cause this to happen, nor is marijuana as bad as you claim. You’re also confusing your drugs, considering you keep calling marijuana something else that’s completely different.
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1:53 am
As a medical doctor I can tell you marijuana is dangerous. Don’t even go up that stream, buddy. I’ll flood you back down like a one finned salmon.
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2:47 am
By all means, show me some proof that marijuana, unaltered, has caused the kind of damage you imagine.
And do cut the ‘I’m a doctor’ bulls.hit you love to play up so much, you can’t prove you’re a doctor, you WON’T prove you’re a doctor, and you’ve shown a complete disregard for anything scientific.
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9:21 am
it doesn’t
it cant kill you no matter how much you smoke i know why because i was a apart of a lot of studies to smoke tons of weed to se how much damage it does yeah the only side effect it has is weight gain thats about it
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1:50 am
Stop trying to confuse us, KBLME! This is a confusing and emotional time for us all! Obama is president until the 20th, then Mitt Romney will be taking the reigns and then we will see what a true America can do.
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1:52 am
Except Romney isn’t, and the bastard is just going to have to swallow those tears of rage and sadness.
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1:54 am
What are you talking about? Obama won… Meaning Mitt Romney will NOT be President…
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3:08 pm
they are not in the same worlds as we are
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1:58 am
Obama didn’t do this, the people of Colorado did… hell, I live in Colorado and voted for both Romney and the legalization of marijuana… And I’ve never even done pot…
“Nurses from a Denver hospital report to us they have already had 43 shooting victims tonight, all shot up by drug crazed weedies who had a bong in one hand and a gun in another! Teen pregnancies are going wild all over the place, college girls running naked through the streets and lustfully thrusting their moist, loose sinholes upon the nearest man possible! Marijuana has the potency of LSD and twice cracked cocaine, mixed with the 20 molar liquid qualuudes. With just two puffs of Colorado schwaggy, a woman can do a double stuffed penetration and it’s so sick we don’t know what that means!”
Dude, I live in Colorado… And literally NONE of this crap is happening…
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2:12 am
Here’s some documentation for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AaylUJWG5U
They’re literally chimping out in the streets because of the marijuana plant.
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2:51 am
What point where you trying to prove, Baby Back? Because I’m fairly certain you failed.
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3:58 am
Here, allow me to explain,
OddAtheist was explaining how he didn’t witness the massive legal weed riots that were happening in his state.
So being the nice kind person I am, pointed him to the direction of a weed orgy riot that was documented as soon as Colorado learned that Obama gave them legal weed before he stepped down as president.
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4:40 am
” as Colorado learned that Obama gave them legal weed before he stepped down as president.”
Obama didn’t make weed legal… The voters of Colorado did…
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7:21 am
ex-atheist how does a video of a celebration from MASSACHUSETTS prove that there was rioting in Colorado
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1:23 pm
The title is clearly means “Yuma Unrest” but the author probably misspelled it in a weed daze.
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2:15 pm
The “UMass Amherst” isn’t a misspelling of “Yumas Unrest”…
UMass Amherst is short for “University of Massechusetts Amherst”
So my point still stands… Nothing bad is happening in Colorado due to Marijuana…
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2:40 pm
Look Chile’s, if you can’t spell, that’s on you. Don’t blame us for your inability to read ‘Umass Amherst’.
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1:14 pm
“pointed him to the direction of a weed orgy riot that was documented as soon as Colorado learned that Obama gave them legal weed before he stepped down as president.”
Except no such thing occurred, Lich, so you STILL failed.
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4:32 am
that’s not really a riot (or an orgy as you put it below)… More like a celebration… Also, the paragraph I copy&pasted said nothing about riots…
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4:45 am
You liberals will do anything to deny the facts in front of you. It is shameless. How do you sleep at night?
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4:55 am
I’m not a liberal… Never have been, never will… Stop assuming things about me
Also what am I denying? No facts have been presented to me… Just lies… So all im soing is denying lies…It’s you guys who are making s.hit up… How about you guys top denying the truth?
Also, I sleep very well… It’s you with the dirty conscience who should worry about his sleep
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5:01 am
I sleep in a very nice bed, made by an American company. My sheets are also made by an American company, while you probably choose “Egyptian Cotton” sheets, I prefer our American grown cotton. I’ve never seen more beautifully hand picked cotton sheets than the ones that my Great-Great Grandfather gave me. They were made in 1842. Beautiful, and not itchy at all.
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6:47 am
I… Don’t… Care…
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9:27 am
OddAtheist, Why did you vote for Romney? Do you have something against women, health care and non-millionaires in general?
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9:44 am
I only voted for him because he happened to be the shiniest of two turds… Honestly I reaaaaally don’t like Romney or Obama… Hell, I just dont really like politics… It’s a dirty game
That and I didnt know who anyone else on the ballot was (this was the first time I’ve been able to vote)
Wait, why get on my case for voting for Romney when I guarantee the rest of the CW crew voted for him as well?
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12:06 pm
“why get on my case for voting for Romney”?
Well, because you voted for a racist, misogynist, robber-baron plutocrat who’s a compulsive liar and a known tax cheat who wants to slash what small amount of taxes his kinds pays and gut health care so that Americans die in the street of things that wouldn’t cost them a penny to have fixed in the UK or Australia, who wants to allow billionaires and corporations to loot and pollute the country and exploit its workers and who believes that we need a cataclysmic war in the Middle East to bring on the Second Coming so he can become a god and rule his own planet.
That is the man you voted for.
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12:12 pm
… F.uck… Gah, I let myself get roped into this s.hit by my dad… He’s a big Republican and since I was finally old enough to vote this year… I kind of got stuck with his s.hit… I don’t even like politics… Perhaps it would have been better to just not vote… Honestly the signs were all there that Romney’s a crook… But I guess I turned a blind eye… Or however that saying goes…
I’ll admit defeat on this… And am officially off politics until I better understand s.hit… At least he didn’t win though…
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5:38 am
I’m sure parental pressure is hard to deal with.
But you owe it to yourself to be at least somewhat informed. It can even be fun — just watch Jon Stewart and/or Colbert.
Remember: It’s just two years ’til to the mid-term congressional elections.
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8:41 pm
it is indeed a dirty game. Romney was a snake, Obama is a puppet, I’m not sure what is planned but I know, despite Obama’s earnestness, there’s someone pulling strings and I don’t like it.
as long as I have an internet connection; food; and a supply of paper, pencils, and erasers it’s not yet my concern.
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7:18 am
so you like your sheets made from slave picked cotton?
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9:33 am
awww go f*ck yourself
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1:26 pm
That looks like a very violent and lewd hentai video.
Please remember there are christian children who read these articles.
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1:53 pm
i dont ever giving a flying f*ck
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1:53 pm
i dont ever remember giving a actual flying f*ck
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12:35 pm
You should respect others and use trigger warnings.
I mean it’s common courtesy.
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4:29 am
aw lich i have found your picture
ttp://www.warcrafthuntersunion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ladydeathwhisper.jpg
i just ssearch female lich and i foudn this
i searched male lich and got this
http://www.bosskillers.com/pix/bbguild/feature/kelthuzad-stand.jpg
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2:32 am
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11:29 am
YOU HAVE RETURNED
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10:23 pm
It’s because they deleted everything I commented! I had to create a new account.
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8:34 pm
this is still funny
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10:24 pm
It will always be funny!
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6:10 am
I would like to know Christwire’s opinion on who is the best candidate for president, considering they are bagging out both Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. I come from Australia so I don’t know any other possible candidates for the presidency.
P.S Australia is NOT one of God’s design flaws thank you very much.
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5:43 am
G’day cobber. The Seppo election was yesterday, me old China.
Christwire endorsed Romney. There’s only one dissident columnist who likes Obama. The Green and Libertarian candidates got bugger-all votes.
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2:58 pm
Thanks.
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6:47 pm
look i dont know what you stand for
you seem to be yin and yang both sides
because really yo are nto christian which is something we suspected of you sorry about that why you…… are you like me in you hate both canidates but one is better then the other
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8:07 am
“are you like me in you hate both canidates but one is better then the other”
Yes.
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9:36 am
oh and this
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7:18 pm
thank God for this site! true outrages such as this are never reported even in fox news (which normaly reports true news lamestream media ignores). news sources should be embarassed that they do not cover such things. weed is the diet of the devil so it is no suprise hussein obama loves it so much.
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11:31 am
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/7005434636?page=1
OH LOOK PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME
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4:42 pm
Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style
A girl who is warm and humanle during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist
I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensable girl like that
I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a man who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
sorry got bored
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8:46 pm
are those the actual translated lyrics?
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8:56 pm
Yea they are… The song almost doesn’t sound as fun when translated to English…
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8:32 pm
The most dangerous drug on earth.
LMFAO.
Pot smokers are as dangerous as my dad’s 18 year old dog and more hilarious to watch.
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6:35 pm
COME ALONG EVERYBODY YOU KNWO THE WORDS
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12:20 pm
“Colorado has become the first state to legalize the most dangerous drug on Earth, marijuana.”
Most dangerous? How many people died, because of smoking mariuhana?
That would be 0. And even if you will find any death case, caused by it, the number would still be smaller then from alcohol and cigaretts (which were both legal was before mariuhana).
“Nurses from a Denver hospital report to us they have already had 43 shooting victims tonight, all shot up by drug crazed weedies who had a bong in one hand and a gun in another! Teen pregnancies are going wild all over the place, college girls running naked through the streets and lustfully thrusting their moist, loose sinholes upon the nearest man possible! Marijuana has the potency of LSD and twice cracked cocaine, mixed with the 20 molar liquid qualuudes. With just two puffs of Colorado schwaggy, a woman can do a double stuffed penetration and it’s so sick we don’t know what that means!
It only gets worse from there. Marijuana is the gateway drug to prostitution and laziness. Over 94% of women who get even second hand marijuana smoke end up pregnant with STDs and a sinchild within a few years.”
Any evidence about that?
“A marijuana positive woman will sleep with an average of over 19 different men a month, for mere dollars and promises of more drugs.”
Marijuana doesn’t make you addicted to it. And girls who smoke it, don’t do such things. Stop making things out.
” Somehow the 47%: drug dealers, the poors, weed heads, lazy elderly, non-Republicans, atheists, pimps and other criminals have come out of their slums long enough to vote four more years of Obama, just so they can live off the teet of the hardworking bosses who keep America true to her cause: freedom for men as defined by the landowner masters in the Constitution!”
Under that 47% (if this is even accurate) are sure also christian people, which does smoke marijuana also.
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