Why Must Women Dress Like Sluts for Halloween?
With another Halloween nearly behind us, sensible men of the world once again sit at home, in bars, at work or in their cars, bewildered and shocked, trying to figure out what happened today. All year, women spend their time acting dignified, acting like it is men to blame for all the sexual tension that exists in the world.
But today, how many of you men were forced to ogle a witch’s cleavage at work, while she lustfully bent down in front of you to hand you some TPS reports? How many innocent college aged gamers were innocently standing at their video game stores, when suddenly a bevy of young prostitutes in stilleto leather boots sashay in for no reason, other than to make everyone salivate and catch glimpses of their pert backsides sticking out from tight, snappy short skirts, unguarded by panties or even a thong?
One cursory scroll through Facebook will show women worldwide, married or single, with child or barren, doing their best to send out their patently slutty pictures so they can get cheap likes and personal messages from guys clamoring for a one night whirl in their most pleasure place. Gone today are their usual claims at fairness or insecurities: women spend all year nitpicking and getting upset if their husband or boyfriend but look cross-eyed at a tempting, fit curve beneath the fabrics of yoga pants, but tonight, they venture out into thickets of men, doing their best to mask their desire to reveal their flesh and sexuality beneath the guise of some random character they could care less about.
Case and point. Look at Big Bird up above. Big Bird has never had anything to do with sexuality. Big Bird is a just puppet designed to teach children about sequential recitation of the letters in the alphabet and friendship. Yet, only this week, Sesame Street had to take legal action to bar women from making even sluttier Big Bird costumes. Why are women dressing up as giant, slutty yellow birds? Simple, it garners them more attention!
Men, you must realize that at her heart, a woman is no better than her source. The source of all women is Eve, a woman who disobeyed the orders of God and fornicated with a snake in the forest. The attraction to a foreign, unknown ‘snake’, fleshy and slithery, yearning and lusting for her body, is a temptation not one woman can resist. Ask your woman if she’s ever thought about cheating on you, even if it’s just giving men a secret glimpse of her body or ogle of her flesh? If she says no, she is telling you lies so now you have that to worry about too. Halloween is the one day of the year where you get to see the true inner psyche and habits of women, revealed. Women want to behave like this and trust me, they do when they think you are not looking or will never find out.
At this point, women are naturally huffing and will claim this is not true, because we’ve stepped right on their toes and revealed what’s going through their minds. To drive the point home, let’s see how women spent their day corrupting the true intent of various characters so they could gain the attention of as many men as possible:
What does Ned Flanders have to do with tight-tights, sharp fetish blades and a backside pucker so sumptuous, that even gays would stamp their feet and switch teams to have but a thrust into this lusty little vixen? There is nothing moral about this picture and Ned Flanders was supposed to be an upstanding Christian, not a tempstress.
What is so sensual about a half-burned cyborg who has to use a fancier C-PAP machine 24 hours a day? Somehow, women have taken one of the greatest villains of all time and turned into a bait-magnet to get several more likes from the ex-boyfriends on Facebook. There is a galaxy that existed long ago, far, far away where I’m sure we could send women to gulags for things such as this. And why the Michael Jackson pubic grab fetish? It’s more than just a potty pose going on here. It’s the two-finger tickle and you can rest assured there’s nothing bet Jezebel juice within this leather getup.
Next, we find Zelda. We’ve already exposed this cult today, for their blame in causing Hurricane Sandy. The title character of the game is supposed to be a neatly dressed action hero, but we can see this young woman took that idea and ran with it. How is a man not going to like this image?
Today’s situation is much like we found with the comic book girl nerd panties. Young women crave attention from men, no matter their status of commitment, and when opportunity presents itself they will take action. Halloween is a special day where women for whatever reason think no tradition applies and they can be harlots, then go back to normal the next day. This will never stop, most likely, because it is the nature of the beast.
To break it down in finale, there is the parable of the scorpion and the fox. The scorpion, shimmering brilliantly like onyx under an Egyptian sun, strolled up the Fox. “Hey, Fox, please let me jump on your back and ride you across the river. I will drown without your help.” “No,” said the Fox, “you will just stab me in the back and we will both drown.”
The scorpion continued to plead, begging innocence and denying is true nature. The Fox finally relented, agreeing to let the scorpion hop upon his back. Halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the Fox. “Why did you do this, we will both drown,” exclaimed the Fox.
“Sorry, it is my nature!”
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Author: Derek Van Buren
1:40 am
“But today, how many of you men were forced to ogle a witch’s cleavage at work, while she lustfully bent down in front of you to hand you some TPS reports? ”
No man is ever ‘forced’ to look at a woman’s breast the way you are thinking. You should also realize that there are quite a few women who are pissed off at many of the costumes that are offered for Halloween since the idea is to appeal to men. Though, it’s nice to know that you insist that the blame of such costumes falls solely on women. I wonder, will SJP show up and agree with you, in the hopes that he is praised, or will he actually have a dose of reality and realize how sexist YOU and the rest of Cultwire are.
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1:44 am
Give me a break. You will make any excuse to let women be sluts. How about they take responsibility? I cannot wait for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan to get in office, so we can really legitimately give it to these feminists on issues like this.
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12:02 pm
How about you take responsibility for the fact that you’re a sexist pig? How about you admit that you think women are nothing but sex toys and that they should bow down to your whim? Have you ever sat there and thought ‘ya know, maybe -I- am partly responsible for why there are so many revealing outfits around holidays and such’ and decided that, instead of blaming women, you take a look and realize that it’s companies who are wanting to appeal directly to the sexual senses of men?
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1:01 pm
I am not to blame for women being what they are. I’ve never come on to a woman, but have had endless little trallops try to bed me. And some of them were married!
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5:17 pm
But Adam, according to you, you have sex nurses in closets and drug the women you sleep with in the morning!
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9:05 pm
I never said anything like that. You and some junior college hippie chick who used to post here claimed that.
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9:16 pm
You love to lie, don’t you? Guess it fits in with you thinking women are nothing but objects and tools.
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9:20 pm
Are you saying that you and that chick didn’t gang up on me to tell lies. I think her name was Clarice or something. You liberals love to attack people then try to take the high road. Look, I don’t want to get into a big argument over this, so let’s just agree to disagree. Women are naturally a bit slutty and cheaters, so let’s just leave it at that and go on to other things.
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9:43 pm
You remember C.laire (and don’t tell me you put a word filter up to delete her name, you damned cowards).
“You liberals love to attack people then try to take the high road.”
When have you ever taken the high road? You have a different story and view of women every other subject. You have admitted to slipping drugs to women that you’ve slept with to prevent them from getting pregnant.
“Look, I don’t want to get into a big argument over this, so let’s just agree to disagree.”
You can disagree that we need air to survive, doesn’t change the fact that we do and in this case, it doesn’t change the fact that you’re a lying, sexist prick.
“Women are naturally a bit slutty and cheaters, so let’s just leave it at that and go on to other things.”
So if a woman cheats, it’s ‘her nature’, but if a man cheats, it’s ‘his wife’s fault for not doing a good enough job’?
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11:31 am
I’m with L.N. on this one… Back when I use to comment on here (Before you seemed to purge the entire site of every past comment) that you, Adam, were perhaps one of the most sexist on this site… Also a womanizer… C.laire didn’t make stuff up and more often than not had proof of your horrible sexism
“Women are naturally a bit slutty and cheaters”
This particular comment alone is a disgusting example of your blatant sexism
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12:02 pm
You people love to blow things out of proportion. Where are these ill-spoken comments of which you speak? I don’t remember anyone named C.laire and quite frankly, I only come here to discuss the danger of cats or to share knowledge I hope can enrich the life of others.
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12:20 pm
Don’t play dumb, Hobo, you damn well remember C.laire. Don’t go ‘well, I remember someone named something similar, but there wasn’t a dot’, you know for a fact that you set up a word filter to trash posts with her name. F.ucking coward.
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9:45 am
I like those dreams too. then you wake up and realize you live alone in a one bedroom apartment as a hermit.
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3:54 pm
didnt he claim to have married her
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1:51 am
Some women have no sense of self respect.
It’s because they didn’t have a strong father figure growing up.
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1:55 am
Bingo. I bet if we did a flash poll, 90% of women or so who do dress in this sick manner have a bad relationship with their fathers. It reminds me of an old John Mayer song, “Fathers Be Good To Your Daughters, Or They Will Turn Into Whores”. Pretty heartwarming diddy.
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3:14 am
hey i will agree and im a gay man that this dressing thing is just saying they are trying to hard to get noticed also many gay men agree and lesbian women agree that dressing like this is just one way to get into trouble and many lesbians also say its a turn off in public sure in private its nice but in public its a instant turn off they say it means they are easy
now about that third one where she has the armor this one
http://i.imgur.com/B5giM.jpg
now if you knew that is just how the charecter looks see here http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/048/a/a/Sylvanas_Windrunner___High_Elf_by_Lost_In_Concept.jpg
now that is sylvannas so she is natrually a whore
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12:10 pm
Or, they’ll probably say that they’re sick of having slutty outfits be the ONLY thing that’s available more often than not. Did you also think about how some people find sexual things to be not that much of a big deal? Of course not, any kind of thought that isn’t yours is something you want banned.
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9:47 am
Or maybe they like to dress like sluts.
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12:06 pm
You think women who are raped by white people should be blamed for rape, obviously YOU have no sense of self-respect.
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3:37 am
Just cause your woman are old dry up hags like susan and pony lover doesnt mean you have to force the good looking ones to turn into them.
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7:34 am
Huh? Apart from your horrible ageist slur against the lovely Susan, you do realise that I’m male, right?
God damn, you Europeans are stupid.
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8:17 am
Well, horse face if you didn’t have the face of a FEAMALE pony, maybe we would not think that you are cultwire bitch.
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8:18 am
FEMALE*
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8:43 am
Whoa! Enough of the “bitch” talk. That’s a misogynist word.
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9:45 am
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me little fella.
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12:29 pm
Sorry FunkyRobot, I have to agree with exbrony here… You assumed he was a female based off his avatar (I also have a female pony as my avatar…) and then proceeded to insult him based of that assumption…
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2:57 pm
What can i say? I’m kind of a douchebag from time to time.
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1:41 am
FunkyRobot: “I’m kind of a douchebag from time to time.”
That hasn’t gone unnoticed.
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1:40 am
Thanks, OA. I’m glad that someone around here gets it.
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3:26 am
“Thanks, OA. I’m glad that someone around here gets it.”
No problem exbrony… You gave me that very nice quote a bit back… Just thought I’d help a bit… Unlike the others here, I have no actual reason to dislike you…
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9:50 am
I do, he’s a meany head and probably smells, too.
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3:29 am
“Thanks, OA. I’m glad that someone around here gets it.”
No problem exbrony… You gave me that very nice quote a bit back… Just thought I’d help a bit… Unlike the others here, I have no actual reason to dislike you…
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6:31 pm
And you furrys are dumb
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1:42 am
I am not a furrysexual, KBLME. How many times do I have to tell you?
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2:23 am
You act like no one knew about this is this the first time you use the internet?
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2:05 am
exbrony i dont really know how to put this but if a youtuber has a name xgay greg simply to advrtise and has no videos is it a ffensive name or shoudl i mind my damn busness
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9:48 am
I’m sorry you feel that way.
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8:21 am
“Eve, a woman who disobeyed the orders of God and fornicated with a snake in the forest.”
Yeah, i’m pretty sure that it was Lilith who had sexual intercourses with Satan.
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8:45 am
You’re pretty sure of nothing, clown shoe. The Lilith-as-bad-girl thing is a medieval Jewish myth and does not appear in the Bible.
Thank you, come again.
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8:46 am
Also, the snake is not Satan. If you’re going to talk about the bible it helps to have read it.
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9:42 am
“Also, the snake is not Satan”
Funny, because my christian friends always told me that the snake was Satan.
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8:55 pm
it is satan and it is not depends on the version if you are speaking about the modern version then its satan if its the orignal its the manifesto of lust itself
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1:48 am
Come on, people. The serpent is not Satan. They are two different things.
Show me the part in the bible where it says that the serpent is Satan.
Oh, that’s right, there is no part in the bible that says that.
Also, Satan is God’s buddy. His loyal sting operations man.
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1:48 pm
i did not say the exbrony i said it is mentined as the manifesto as lust itself
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9:53 pm
The reason why it’s argued that Satan was the serpent is because the serpent isn’t ever mentioned again, and Satan’s purpose was to test the piety of man. It’s probably a matter of context clues rather than flat-out stating it, but that’s definitely an interesting thought.
And kudos to pointing out Satan’s status, not many other people realize that.
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10:28 am
Snakes are a symbol of fertility
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12:04 pm
Let’s be frank though, the Bible is nothing but a fairy tale, and it’s obvious you don’t care about any actual justice. You just want something to fill your ego up.
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1:51 am
LN, have you forgotten that I am the only one here who points out that there is no evidence outside of Christian scripture that Jesus ever existed?
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9:14 am
Actually, there are some records of Jesus having lived, especially by Pontius Pilate. Whether or not he was the messiah like the scriptures cracked him up to be is up for debate.
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5:01 am
Dragonman, you are mistaken. There are no contemporary records. None. Not one.
If you think they exist try to find a link to one. You will be looking for a long, long time.
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11:46 am
SJP, you aren’t the only one, nor are you the first. The problem is whether or not Jesus was who he was claimed to be, as Dragonman pointed out.
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5:03 am
It would be a bit hard for this postulated Jesus character to be who he is claimed to be if he never actually existed.
Before you get into arguments about what Jesus might have been you really need to establish that he actually did exist.
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8:52 pm
i think i have had to much wow becuase i see lilth as a forsaken
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9:18 am
The Ned Flanders costume is a joke from this Simpson’s clip: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCL4iVQyp9L4
The Latex Darth Vader isn’t actually a Halloween costume… It’s suppose to be a fetish suit, for use in private matters not to be worn in public…
The “Zelda costume” isn’t even Zelda nor does it have anything to do with Zelda… Oh and by the way, Zelda isn’t the hero of the Legend of Zelda series… Link is the hero…
I feel the sexism of this article is completely obvious so I won’t go into that for now…
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10:31 am
Women work hard to look good. so what if they want to show it off a couple of times a year? The female form such a beautiful thing. And I also assume you never saw the simpsons episode where ned flanders was showing off his but in a ski suit.
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11:11 am
We don’t celebrate helloween.
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12:26 pm
The Flanders costume is from a joke from a Simpsons epsiode…
youtube. com/watch?v=CL4iVQyp9L4 (Add the “www.” and get rid of the space between “.” and “com”)
The Latex Vader suit is actually a fetish suit… Not for Halloween at all… More for use in “Private matters”… not to be used in public
The “Zelda” costume isn’t even Zelda or related to Legend of Zelda in anyway… Also, Zelda isn’t the hero… Link is…
I feel the sexism of this article speaks for itself…So i’m not going to bring that up at the moment
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3:43 pm
the so called zelda one is from world of warcraft its sylvannas windrunner
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3:57 pm
Oh thanks… I don’t play WoW so I wouldn’t of known that
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3:44 pm
http://storage.koinup.com/080930×77539/77539-6.jpg
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5:18 pm
The hell?
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5:41 pm
Well, if this posts, I think I found out why so many of my posts get eaten.
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6:47 am
Goddammit. What is the secret? Mine keep getting eaten too.
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8:21 am
I’m curious as well… I found out why some of mine weren’t showing up (I tried to change usernames and every post under that username would go to immediate moderation then deletion)… But even though I fixed that some of my comments are still not appearing…
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11:27 am
Like I said, I -THINK-. I noticed the posts that were getting eaten included the F word in it. It’s possible they may have set up a word filter to just trash posts that include certain words. I made two posts before discovering this, one saying ‘the hell’, which you can see’, and the other saying the f word in full, which you can’t see. Just to make sure that the site wasn’t being screwy, I posted something else and it went through.
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5:04 am
Hmmm… well I think it is important that the holy site continue to allow us to use fruity language for emphasis. I like to work a little blue.
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4:00 pm
yep they do they are little crying cowards
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8:52 am
That last picture was probably cosplay. And it’s not slutty (unless you have a different view on it).
Besides i can answer your article quesiton with 3 words: Because they can!
If you don’t like it, then don’t look it.
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1:50 pm
it is cosply it is sylvannas windrunner of warcraft
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11:00 am
Because they can cosplay.
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11:03 am
Jesus Christ! I should check resolution on these damned things!
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11:58 am
Why must women dress like sluts other times, even when it is not Halloween?
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12:51 pm
Well, the site has eaten my last four attempts at commenting towards Adam… Lets hope this even posts…
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12:53 pm
Seriously?! I post a comment for Adam and it disappears… But when I just post randomly, it works? What the hell is wrong with this site…
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3:13 pm
They put up a word filter, most likely. I had the same problem. I’m gonna try posting up single word posts containing certain words that may or may not be filtered out, and from there we’ll know what words are causing the site to trash the posts.
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3:14 pm
Claire
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3:17 pm
Well, it seems as if the more ‘potent’ swears, such as f.uck and s.hit are filtered, and oddly enough, p.or.ngraphy. I had a post that had both that and Claire and for whatever reason that post got filtered. Wouldn’t have surprised me that they filtered out Claire’s name though.
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3:53 pm
Oddly enough, I haven’t used a swear word in any of attempts…. So I’m not sure what’s going on now
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5:14 pm
Dunno. Try picking out certain words that you think might’ve triggered the filter and see if posting them pops up.
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6:38 pm
Who’s Claire?
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7:31 pm
C’mon Ex-atheist… I happen to remember that you were commented back when Claire was here… Just because the site purged itself of all old comments doesn’t mean you have to play dumb…
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7:33 pm
“I happen to remember that you were commented back when Claire was here”
Derp… I worded that wrong… My bad… The word “were” shouldn’t be in there…
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10:49 pm
It’s not nice to lie to Jesus, Lich.
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8:16 pm
Why are you trying to be mean to me? I pray and ask God to remove comments that may hurt my feelings, so it is him sending my guardian angels to send a hedge of protection around electronic me online. Are you jelly of how powerful and great God’s protection is for his children?
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10:43 pm
Did… Did you just you the word “jelly”? Ok, I know I’m younger than you and even I find the word “jelly” in place of “jealous” childish…
If you want to call your website mods “guardian angels” fine, go ahead… But there’s no way that any deity or angelic force is the one deletin comments, that’s just stupid
” to remove comments that may hurt my feelings”
Dude, you’re an adult… Just grow up and face any “hurtful comments” head on…
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10:46 pm
So your feelings are more important than the truth, that you’d basically rape and drug women? You’re a sick f.uck, Adam.
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1:28 am
“I pray and ask God to remove comments that may hurt my feelings.”
so you are a coward, then? you know, there are two kinds of people I hate in this world, cowards are one of them.
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3:59 pm
OH MY GOSH NAZIS DID THAT YOU A NAZ DIE YOU F**KIN NAZI DIE DIE DIE DIE MOTHERF**KER
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