Ann Coulter Defends Obama’s Tax Plan, “We Lost The Election”

Hell has frozen over and the Adam-appled blonde at the apocalypse has appeared, but in a shocking twist, is spewing out words that defend President Barack Obama’s recovery plan for America.

As the nation heads toward the so-called ‘fiscal cliff’, in is none other than Ann Coulter, the most stand-in-line Republican woman in the GOP, actually chiding her fellow Republicans for not agreeing to end the historic Bush-era tax cuts for Americans who make over $200,000 a year. In essence, Coulter told Republicans that America is backing Obama, so just maybe, they should fall in line and stop wrecking the country.

Coulter went on to say that if the economy continues to fail, Americans will blame Republicans in Congress. She said Republicans are ‘acting like everyone in media is expects them to act’, which is immature traitors who are destroying the nation’s economy just so they don’t have to work with a Democrat president whose policy would likely fully end the recession and restore the economy to Clinton-era health, all at the expense of wealthy people who have not been paying their equal share of taxes under Bush.

We have not figured it out yet, but are quite sure Coulter is under some sort of spell or Obama fever.