Everyone is hard at work making their New Year’s resolutions. I wonder why that is? Do you think it has anything to do with copious consumption ravaged by the average overweight American? New Year’s resolutions are a product of a country in deep denial. The problem is this: greed, gluttony and “gimme, gimme, gimme.” I call those the six G’s. Most of us think we deserve an extra helping or an addictive substance. “I worked hard, dammit!” They might say, “I deserve this spending spree at the porno store. ” Americans have been brainwashed to believe it’s A-OK to “treat yourself”. Why don’t you treat yourselves to a little behavior management?
As a result of poor self control and an excessive appetite for all things sinful, consequently our society is a nation of overfed perverts and addicts of all kinds. You’re probably one of them. Take a deep look inside. This year find a solution, don’t repeat the inevitable mistakes of your previous resolutions – none of which had a chance in hell. Make Christ your solution.
Americans are always causing a ruckus about their “rights” and “entitlements”. They love to argue till they’re red, white and blue in the face about liberties and injustices. What a load of crap. All the greed and gluttony comes at an unattractive price, mind you. Would you call early onset dementia attractive? How about early onset death? So you have a right to smoke, snort
and sodomize your way to inner peace and happiness, ‘Whatever makes you happy’. Go right ahead, don’t let me try and stop you yet. Go on, indulge yourself like there’s no tomorrow, because there actually might not be one for you.
This year make it work and just give up on yourself. Instead, enter 2013 with Christ as your psychotherapist. You’re a psycho, and most of them , or all of them, need therapy and that includes you. It’s time to align yourself with moderation and responsibility. It’s called being an adult. Ask yourself, would Christ approve of my behavior? Most likely no.
So in 2013 make it the year you stop using Craig’s List to find sex partners. Do it for Christ.
For 2013 , put an end to you suffering addiction to masturbation and your bizarre S&M fetish. For Christ would disapprove of you becoming a slave to your own genitalia .
Make this the year you finally slim down and reach an appropriate weight for a person of your stature. Once you use moderation and stop pounding your triple chinned face with greasy fast food, donuts and bacon sundaes – you’ll thank Christ. There’s little room for the obese in God’s Kingdom. And if you think you deserve a bacon sundae then maybe you ought to be on the way out. I’ll get my shovel ready.
Make this the year you stop your endless addictive cycle to booze/ drugs /cigarettes/porn/lying/gambling/sodomizing/assaulting… obviously this list could go on. Tell me that on January 1st you’re going to join a gym and stock up on Nicorette and finally make those necessary changes. For who – yourself? Make Christ the solution this time, not more of your hare brained resolutions doomed to failure. You already know you’re not going to get it right. With Christ you won’t ever have to make a New years resolution again. Not ever. Because for once in your life, it’s not about you. It shouldn’t be.