Face It, Your Cat Is a Freeloader
Every day, millions of people allow themselves to be ruled by a demonic animal that fancies itself a Egyptian pharoah godking. Cats are amongst the most arrogant of creatures, coyly strutting about and grooming themselves for hours on end, with no trace of loyalty or grace in their hearts. As fast as a cat will cutely demand food of you by pawing at a cabinet or pretend to give you a back massage as you are laid out, it will bite you hard enough to draw blood and be infected with all sorts of deadly pathogens.
Intrinsic to a cat’s ability to quickly endear a human family with warm, purring hugs, ninja ‘nose kisses’, and aforementioned paw massages, is something more sinister that only the parents of a mooching, 19-year-old weed addicted child would experience: cats are the ultimate freeloader.
When you think about it, cats have all the qualities of a marijuana-addicted weed junky: constantly shedding hair, sleeps for hours on end and always demanding a meal or snack. If these qualities are not bad enough, cats are prone to become ‘in heat’ and viciously urinate all over your home, like expected of a drunken 3rd Street hobo who accidentally staggered into one of your parties and chugged of the keg. The aftermath of yellow-stained musk and sanitary concerns would concern the slothiest of minds, but for some reason, cat owners will endlessly google articles on ‘E-how to clean cat urine stains’ instead of showing the freeloading miscreants the door by the way of a swift boot.
But why? After 6,000 years of evolution, humans have progressed to be tidy, clean and knowledgeable about germs. Why would we let a freeloading, unappreciative germ-monger desecrate our abode with unflushed wastes and urine specimen on our most precious quilts and office chairs?
To understand this, we must first understand the psychology and brain of a cat. Cats are the ultimate manimpulator, with IQs on par with bottlenose dolphins. A cat can be as resourceful and convincing as a crack addict begging a church pastor for $50 to buy his kids some groceries. A cat will do whatever it takes to break down its owners and employ itself with a houseful of human servants.
Cats are Sassy, Condenscending in a Machiavellian play on power dynamics
Cats remain aloof and only give out love, affection and attention on their own terms. This puts cat owners in an awkward place, where they constantly seek the affection of the four-legged hellspawns and cringe, not knowing if their simply pet on the cat’s back will result in an upward arch of approval or a vicious mauling with claws and teeth.
Any cat owner knows that felines, as a habit, are habitually fickle and bipolar. This quality of cats may seem intrinsic at first, but it is actually a feature of a cat’s complex ability to manipulate humans. Cats understand a principle exorted by Machiavelli in The Prince. Cats rule the home by the use of passive-aggression. Cat owners realize that their pet has cute habits and as a result of human instinct, seek to pet the cat and receive warm responses in return.
The cat, being a master predator and manipulator, uses this human quality to its advantage. Sometimes a cat will savage your hand for petting it four times, instead of three. At times, a cat may decide to make a ‘protest poop’ in front of company at home, even though it is properly litter trained. It does this so its human servants will never feel comfortable inviting human companions over for comfort, and always fear seeking its affections.
In time, this forces cat owners to become isolated and emotionally dependent on interaction with the cat. And with this power, the cat becomes god of the home.
Fancying herself the Queen of Sheiba, this cat has succombed to heat and become fat with wanton lust and pregnancy. In several months, this slutty little freedloader will burden the owner with 5 more mewing mouths to feed and a bloodline of future miscreants who will contaiminate the house and defy the human owners to protest.
What cats cannot acheive by manipulation, they will take by force. Every cat owner has realized that within 2 months, cats claim ownership of the computer keyboard, any bed and favorite chair. Cats will musk these items up with fur and littered feet, just to add the right amount of grimeyness so it becomes more undesirable to the owner.
Cats will also force pregnancy on you. Female cats are worse than male cats, because they give birth to endless litters of kittens and like a woman on Obamacare, expects everyone else to take up the slack. Once kittens are born, humans are naturally turned to affection with the cute little mews and begging they do for food. But in only a matter of months, all the kittens will go from ridiculously cute to coy pharoahs of subjugation.
Cats Are Typically Drug-Addicted Maniacs, Secretly
Eyes glossed after taking a heavy toke of catnip and spent coffee grinders, in several seconds this cat will go from a catatonic mess to sprinting about at Olympian speeds, scratching furniture and the dog’s ears as it comes down from its self-induced chemical high.
What most cat-owners fail to realize is that cats are the ultimate drug addict. What makes cats so dangerous is that they usually take their drugs in secret, and via pheremones, coerce their owners to become drug seekers too.
It is no coincidence that most people who own cats also smoke marijuana. I wish I could do a survey, because in a lifetime I’d estimate that 90% of my friends and colleagues who own cats are also heavy marijuana addicts. Cats like a home where people do drugs, because their sloven behavior and habits tend to be a better fit and are less protested. Charles Darwin called this relationship ‘symbiotic evolution’.
Cats will find all sorts of things to get high on: fireplace ash, toilet water, catnip, old coffee, their own urine and dinner plate residue. What may seem the most basic piece of waste to us is the most exotic drug for cats. Have you ever noticed your cat sleeping, then suddenly awaking to viciously lick herself clean, making awkward expressions in the process?
If that’s not bad enough, cats are no strangers to licking their own genitalia, then coming up to give the nearest human a big lick right on the face and nose. This is the ultimate expression of a drug addict who is exerting dominance over his or her abode.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Adam Nelson
12:37 pm
This article is definitive proof and hopefully this will inspire some of you cat ‘owners’ out there to drop of your little vermin to your local animal shelter. If you are in the SoCal area, I’ll make the trip and take the little buggers off your hands and give them to my local animal shelter, free of charge.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
5
3:29 pm
Where in the Bible does it say cats are bad? Tell me. I am a Christian and i find one verse in the Bible that says cats are bad.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
3:31 pm
I meant Can’t where i said can! Sorry.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
3:37 pm
Oops! I didn’t say can’t at all!!!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
3:32 pm
Technically, according to your standards, all pets including dogs are freeloaders.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
3:43 pm
You Adam Nelson, are the ultimate internet freeloader, flooding the internet with pointless, deceptive and untrue articles. This is not Christwire, this is ChristlessWire. Maybe even SatanWire, because it deceives people into thinking that this is what REAL Christians really beleive. This site does not represent true Christianity. If you want to know what Christianity is REALLY about check out John MacArthur, a great Christian pastor.
Praise or Condemn:
4 
0
10:09 pm
That is very rude of you to doubt a fellow Christian. Adam works hard to investigate the atheist filth that poisons our nation today. Perhaps you have noticed how so many atheists own cats. They are both lazy, immoral, violent, murderous and untrustworthy creatures! If cats are so good, Jesus Christ would have kept one!
God Bless
Praise or Condemn:
4 
7
10:23 pm
The ONLY 3 people I know who own or owned cats are all Christians. Before I was born my parents owned a lot of cats. One of my Christian friends owns 2 cats and he has a normal family.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
6:35 am
Abrahmsq says: “The ONLY 3 people I know who own or owned cats are all Christians.”
How many people do you know who aren’t Christians?
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
10:30 pm
Jesus didn’t have any pets, not a dog, a bird OR a cat. That was not a very good example to use because Jesus as stated earlier, HAD NO PETS! NICE TRY!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
11:35 pm
Abrahmsq, you’re being a false prophet. I am sorry that I shoot from the gut and tell it like it is. If you cannot digest my message here do not go crying and spouting off your nonsense, trying to claim cats are worthwhile animals when in reality they are lowly, hellspawn vermin.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
4
12:43 am
No, you just hate cats because the girl you had a crush on in high school who absolutely hated you had a cat, don’t you?
Praise or Condemn:
3 
1
12:57 am
Claire was in college and I was far past high school when we dated, so let us just leave all that alone. There is no reason for you to pick at old wounds just because you are upset with my journalism. Let’s knock off the personal attacks and stay objective.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
1:00 am
So now you’re saying you dated Claire? The same woman who has said multiple times she would kill you if given the chance if you came near her cats? You really do just want to sleep with every woman who hates you, simply because you feel like you’re besting them at something to fuel your undeserved ego.
And journalism, that’s a hilarious word to describe your bulls.hit, all you do is complain about cats in your ‘articles’. You insult your creator’s creations and think nothing of it. It’s like you’re slapping ‘God’ in the face and saying that he was wrong for making things you hate just because you have issues.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
1:24 am
Cats cause suicide, let’s get that straight. Second, Claire and I did go out on several dates. It was no big deal, so that’s all in the past and beside the point.
The point here is that cats are vermin, they are dangerous and as I have taken time to educate you here, cats are freeloaders.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
4
1:33 am
“Cats cause suicide, let’s get that straight.”
Some proof of that would be nice, considering how many people in the world own cats and aren’t killing themselves.
“Second, Claire and I did go out on several dates. It was no big deal, so that’s all in the past and beside the point.”
Except you never met up with her considering how much she hates you and would, as I said before, kill you if you went near her or her animals, considering you’re a couple steps away from being a rapist and how you enjoy torturing animals.
“The point here is that cats are vermin, they are dangerous and as I have taken time to educate you here, cats are freeloaders.”
Cats are not vermin, dogs can be dangerous as well, and dogs and other house animals are also ‘freeloaders’ considering they have no job aside from being a companion. You aren’t an expert on cats, you aren’t the most informative person about cats, and you would rather drown a cat or let it freeze to death in a trash can rather than take the time to learn more about them.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
1:58 am
I think the only people cats are dangerous to are people like me… Who are allergic to them…other than that, there’s nothing wrong with cats…
Adam, you are an idiot… Plan and simple…
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
3:38 am
Listen here, peanut gallery. I do not need you two teaming up on me and trying to disrespect my work. I wrote this article to inform people who may be getting taken advantage of by cats. Cats are an opportunistic predator. They prey on the weak, they brainwash the innocent.
My next article will delve into how cats harbor deadly proteins and parasites that alter your brain chemistry, literally making anyone they come in contact with more prone to suicidal ideation.
I will use science and you two atheists will naysay like usual, pulling out strawman nonsense to keep your little fairy tale world as your centered reality.
My journalism here is touching hearts and helping lives. LN, I won’t say it again, let’s leave the Claire thing alone. We had our moments of passion and some good dates, things did not work out, so I just want to leave it at that. Let’s leave that alone and stick to the topic, which quite frankly, you and your little buddy here cannot refute without trying to insult me personally, apparently.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
9:06 am
Well it looks like someone is a little butthurt and felt the need to respond with an essay…
I sense a hint of desperation in your comment…
Praise or Condemn:
2 
1
5:48 pm
“Listen here, peanut gallery. I do not need you two teaming up on me and trying to disrespect my work.”
You’re right, you do a perfectly good enough job at it already. I just like to rub salt in your wounds.
“I wrote this article to inform people who may be getting taken advantage of by cats.”
You wrote this because you hate cats and can’t come up with an actual reason as to why cats are so bad that no one should have them.
“Cats are an opportunistic predator. They prey on the weak, they brainwash the innocent.”
Any predator preys on the weak, and how the hell do cats do any kind of ‘brainwashing’?
“My next article will delve into how cats harbor deadly proteins and parasites that alter your brain chemistry, literally making anyone they come in contact with more prone to suicidal ideation.”
If you can’t back that s.hit up with actual research, save yourself the trouble and embarrassment.
“I will use science and you two atheists will naysay like usual, pulling out strawman nonsense to keep your little fairy tale world as your centered reality.”
What you call science and what the real world calls science are two entirely different things, Jackass.
“My journalism here is touching hearts and helping lives.”
You torture cats and call it helping, how f.ucking sick are you?
“LN, I won’t say it again, let’s leave the Claire thing alone. We had our moments of passion and some good dates, things did not work out, so I just want to leave it at that.”
No, you just wish that happened because you have this thing about wanting to f.uck or rape any woman who opposes you.
“Let’s leave that alone and stick to the topic, which quite frankly, you and your little buddy here cannot refute without trying to insult me personally, apparently.”
We can do both, actually. Your arguments don’t even exist; you can barely get the most basic facts about cats right, and you’ll still try so desperately to do THAT.
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
6:39 am
LN, of course cats cause suicide.
A Danish study found that women infected with toxoplasma were 54 percent more likely to attempt suicide and twice as likely to succeed in their attempt.
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/science-sushi/2012/07/04/toxoplasmas-dark-side-the-link-between-parasite-and-suicide/
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
2:57 pm
“LN, of course cats cause suicide.
A Danish study found that women infected with toxoplasma were 54 percent more likely to attempt suicide and twice as likely to succeed in their attempt.”
Considering the wording of the entire thing, the whole research is subject to skepticism. Not only that, you even said it was Toxoplasmosis, NOT specifically cat ownership. So, congratulations, no matter how you look at it, you fail.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
12:39 am
Cats are devil creatures. I could only wish there was a ‘cat season’, so we could hunt them down and eat them up!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
3
10:20 pm
Look, I don’t really like cats. I don’t even own one and I do not know many people who do. I’m just saying that I cannot find 1 verse in the Bible saying that cats are bad. I am not crying and I am not spouting. I’m just seeing this article and this website for what it is: trash.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
1:37 pm
Finally, someone honest.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
1:31 pm
Your crazy. This whole site is crazy!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
1:41 pm
Why are you picking on Abrahmsq instead of getting to the point: you’re wrong and Abrahmsq knows it and so do I. God made all creatures so none of them came from hell. The devil cannot make any animals of his own design.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
6:29 am
Abrahmsq, John MacArthur is a deranged nutbag who is butthurt that his fellow fraud Joel Osteen makes way more money than he does.
The best thing that can be said for MacArthur is, to borrow from Hitchens on Falwell, that if you gave him an enema you’d be able to bury him in a matchbox.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
12:50 pm
John MacArthur is not concerned about money in the least. The second paragraph of your comment makes no sense and seems delusional. Also, I know tons of people who aren’t Christians. Almost all of my neighboors aren’t saved and most everyone I work with occasionally aren’t either.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
12:51 pm
The deranged one here is you.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
1:34 pm
You know nothing about John MacArthur evidently.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:08 pm
It’s you bitching and complaining about cats again, as well as saying how you basically want to kill them.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
10:55 pm
Did Adam Nelson call me or OddAtheist your little buddy?
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
10:15 am
L.N
I have trawled through many conservative christ-filed websites and found the evidence you desire so terribly…
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
Here is a documented chart of the murderous techniques used by cats to KILL!!
I hope you are saved from your lesbianism and take the chart seriously.
I do advise that you not allow your cat to see this, lest you become victim to these foul satanic beasts!
Go in God
And be SAVED!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
1:52 pm
You just crossed a line. You have no idea whether L.N. is a boy or a girl. No real Christian would just call someone a lesbian without actually knowing they were. Very un-Christlike. You need to repent.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
1:33 pm
Pity I’m from the Norcal area, if I was I’d come and fight you.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
1:41 pm
Wasn’t.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
3:56 pm
I see that you still don’t care for cats… You make up as many negative things that you can think of in five minutes and haphazardly smash it all together into an “article”
Bravo…
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
1:42 pm
Yeah, that’s pretty much what he did with this “article”.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
4:30 pm
this really is not news your just saying things people already know really stop your horrible i knew this yet i still have one it uses me for food and attenion
i use it for not having to be alone and having something to play with
besides who could not love this
or this
Praise or Condemn:
2 
0
10:18 am
Jesse Cox
After reading about this “trojan cat”
http://www.iol.co.za/scitech/science/news/cat-parasite-uses-trojan-horse-to-infect-human-brain-1.1437190#.UMdOV4OTxnE
I decided that you must be suffering from the effects of such a satanic mind trick played by a cat.
Should you leave your satanic cat in the middle of the road, I am sure God will do the hard work for you.
You are always in my prayers.
ChristJunkie
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
1:36 pm
You’re crazy and you can’t prove that your not!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
1:46 pm
You are going to be in my prayers tonight, crazy whatever you call yourself.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
1:47 pm
You have poor judgement for a Christian (or a human being in general), I can see.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
2:57 pm
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh that is a sphynx hairless cat and a puli dreadlocked dog
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
1:48 pm
You’re right. People can choose to like or own a pet cat without sinning. God has nothing wrong with cats, dogs, or any pet.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
6:43 pm
After too many urine stains, we decided to let our cats live mostly outside.Huge backyard, leading up to the forest and everything. They didn´t come back for food, they instead left many dead mice or birds at the door.
They came back wounded, tired, exhausted.
They would sometimes not even let you pet them, remembering how you kicked them out of the house.
However, after many of the cats did not prove strong enough for the wild life that is life, one cat stood out and came back regularly.She would let me pet her, assess her wounds, and even feed her some snacks. She became the Cat Sith, she became a warrior, she respected me not because i fed her, not because i petted her, but because we were equals.
Some animals need no taming to become friends, some animals can take all the taming you have and still rip your head off. While dogs seem content with treats and playtime, cats want more, cats want to be shown the respect and given the liberties you want them to show and give.
And maybe, just maybe, you may pet it and feed it without it resenting every movement of your slave-trading hands.
With beastly regards..
P:S. Hellboy is not equal to the fierce creature that is the cat, we just like him and let him pet us.Being the right hand of doom, he does, after all, have something in common with us.
Meeooow
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
1:44 pm
Well I guess thats one way to say it. Animals are lower that people though. Animals are NEVER our equals.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:27 pm
I see Sandra finally got tired of being proven wrong about all the constant bulls*hit she spouts about Pokemon and blocked comments in her articles… How pathetic…
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
7:15 pm
Yeah, I saw that too. Those articles are just beyond all comprehension
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
7:36 pm
I’m allergic to cats. As a result, cats seem to be allergic to me and my 9mm.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
7:48 pm
That’s f*ucked up! I’m allergic to cats too and I would never shoot one… What the f*uck is wrong with you…
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
8:36 pm
Well said, execept for the explatives. Curse words make you comments sound dumb. So in the future, lets all try to see who can be most civil while arguing.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
9:00 pm
Agreed, Abrahmsq, OddAtheist’s comments are pretty dumb.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
9:09 pm
Except in the end, he still agrees with me that you are a horrible person… Abrahmsq isn’t on your side, Erich
@Abrahmsq: I apoligize if my expletives offended, but I feel they were necessary in regard to Erich’s horrible comment involving cats and use of a 9mm
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
9:13 pm
OA, perhaps you somehow missed the part where I said that I am allergic to cats. I’m using my God-given 2nd Ammendment rights to defend myself from them!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
2
9:17 pm
Maybe YOU missed the part where I said in also allergic to cats… If you don’t go near them, they are absolutely no threat to you… There is NO good reason to just shoot cats… Unless you’re just a sick and twisted person…
Praise or Condemn:
1 
1
9:38 pm
Erich picks fights with anyone and everyone weaker than him. He kicks children at playgrounds just for laughs. Then, when he finally meets up with someone who can defend themselves, he pulls out a gun because he’s a coward that way.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
8:22 pm
No, only the curse words.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:52 pm
I listen to metal and am angry all the time and I would never shoot a cat… Get a life.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
8:28 pm
What are some of your favorite bands? What was the last concert you wen to? Bless!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
8:49 pm
I like Killswitch Engage, The Browning (obscure but amazing), All That Remains and As I Lay Dying to name a few. I have never been to any concerts.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:55 pm
Killswitch is from my hometown! I saw them many times B.C.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:56 pm
It’s you… again. You beleive this?! Please help me out by telling me where in the Bible there is a verse saying that cats are bad. God made all creatures. The devil cannot make any animal of his own design so it is impossible for cats to be “hellspawned vermin”.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
9:05 pm
God made all creatures but the Satan corrupts them. The Devil is in the dander!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
1:48 pm
It seems like Metalcore Fan, me and you Erich have one thing in common: we all like Killswitch Engage!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
7:58 pm
How old are you? Do you even have a job? I know it’s beside the point but when I hear someone talking like this I start to wonder.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:00 pm
Yeah, me too. This guy sounds mentally retarded and dangerous.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
9:06 pm
I don’t think that OddAtheist is employed, actually. Age? Over/under around fourteen.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
9:14 pm
You know nothing about me and yet you feel the need to make random baseless assumptions…
I DO have a job and I’m 20…
Next time, don’t just assume things
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
9:31 pm
Where do you work?
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
9:39 pm
Pig, stop trying to get information out of other people, you already make yourself look like an ass and a creeper, don’t make things worse for yourself.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
9:54 pm
LN, I’m sure OA can speak for herself. How arrogant of you to speak for her! I’m asking these questions so that she won’t accuse me of “assuming things”.
Butt out, LN. I’m sure there’s a cheesecake somewhere with your name on it anyways.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
11:39 pm
Erich… I’m a guy… You say you want me to stop accusing you of assuming things… And yet you just assumed I was female…
And if I may, I’d rather not say wear I work… Not because of you specifically Erich… I just prefer not to say personal information… That’s sort of my Internet policy…
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
1:32 am
The Pig talks about not assuming things about people, and then goes and assumes something about someone. Which he knows to be false in the first place.
Do you enjoy being hypocritical, or just an asshole? I get the feeling you would actually kick a child for their candy.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
3:38 pm
oh i have a message its from everyone who has ever met you they want to do this to you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijh4fcapGY4
huh funny they want to do the same thing i want to do to you
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
6:44 pm
Jesse “Cox”, Are you capable of anything more than threatening the lives of strangers on the internet?
I suggest you go outside, breathe in the fresh air that the Lord has created, and ask out that pretty barista at Starbucks that you’ve had your eyes on for all these months.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:24 pm
Prepare you weapons, Erich Sean is on the internet. FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES AND YOUR SOULS.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:52 pm
Not quite, but still!
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
8:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcqe062dxc
ehmm would yo like this as your soundtrack
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
1:46 pm
Those are some good songs.
Praise or Condemn:
0 
0
10:49 pm
This article is hilarious. Are you guys really taking this author seriously? This is obviously sarcasm. Who would really believe any of this as real.
My cat Calcipher is a loving cat who gave me hope all the times I was depressed and lonely. Now I run multi-million dollar company and have 10 well paid employees. Oh, and I am a non-theist. Animals have been shown to increase the lifespans and happiness of their owners!
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0
1:15 am
More evidence cats are evil. They kill over a billion birds in the U.S. each year, according to a study by the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20130202/entlife/702029806/
Praise or Condemn:
0 
1
6:53 pm
Cats may be independent, finicky, aloof, and (alas!) unsanitary at times, — so are humans — but they’re also beautiful, elegant, graceful, cuddly, soft, furry and have big, bright eyes and sweet voices. They can purr contentedly in a person’s lap, and they make great foot-warmers on cold winter nights. Cats are precious gifts from God. I will always love them above all other household pets.
Praise or Condemn:
1 
0