It’s the Apocalypse – What Will I Wear?
Are you ready to rumble?
The biggest event of 2012 is right around the corner ; Armageddon is December 21st and everyone’s going! But the question on most lips is what to wear. How you look is going to matter A LOT , but dressing for functionality and comfort will never be so important. As most God-fearing Christians know Planet Earth will succumb to a fiery abysmal inferno on the last day of the Mayan Calender 12/21/2012. It’s sneaking up fast. Quite coincidentally, there are other cosmic forces to be considered most notably the winter solstice and the sun’s alignment with an quirky and unpredictable black hole in the galaxy. Earth could go all topsy- turvy even before you solidify your final plans. Final being the operative word here, so listen up. As we all prepare for atomic incineration we need to consider the likely elements that will destroy us first. The really layered look will need to enter your fashion vocabulary. Plan wisely. It could go from scorching hot to sub zero in a matter of mili seconds.
There are a number of dire predictions , including the Mayan “Long Count” , The Tribulation, Rapture, and End of Days. Will you want to stick around for the fireworks? With the right funds you can board a shuttle and leave the flaming wreckage of Earth behind. Don’t expect sympathy from me. God has a way of weeding out the weasels. Your departure will also weigh heavily as you finalize for the festivities. For the pussies who have the funds to leave Earth , Escapism is the route to go. Style is still maintained with Ga Ga-like inspirations , but comfort and safety can be taken into consideration. Remember it’s not Escapism unless it is truly “out of this world” ; an important distinction.
A perfect look for spoiled rotten pussies
For those of us staying behind, and awaiting Rapture, now is the time to listen to God’s Word, quit your day job,and start working full time for Christ. Unfortunately, you’re going to experience discomfort before it’s all over, that’s the harsh reality. And with practicality and safety winning out over style, functionality is the theme with just a splash of retro Mad Max. Count on survivalism to be the trending fashion for the End of Days. Here’s a handy list designed for those with style and survival in mind .
1.Head Gear: I prefer to wear a classic sloping derby, but again, not practical. A helmet is necessary protection from volcanic debris, projectiles and other falling space junk. A gas mask is also necessary, and one can combine the two in a fashion statement that speaks “I am fearless, prepared and strange”. Check gas masks for NBC standards: Nuclear Biological and Chemical agents. Important!
2. Eye protection. Score points with Hell Storm SpecOp goggles for $69.99 at AGM. These specs have a sleek yet mysterious appeal, and yet tells the rest of the soon to be extinct population that your sense of down to the wire style is beyond measure. Think of how this will make you look when the Lord is picking winners. You’ll be first in line!
3. Bug out bags. No wardrobe is complete without one. Radiates an allure of preparedness that will even impress members of your desired sexual orientation. Not that there’s any time for last minute quickies. But at least you’ll have the opportunity to go out thinking, “Yeah, I still got it ,” However delusional that may be. BOBs should have batteries, matches, rope , hand warmers, Iodine tablets , zip lock bags and mace. You’ll understand why later, don’t ask, just obey.
4. Flame retardant jackets, trousers and outerwear. Check for “No melt, no drip” fabrics that resist fusion to the skin. These fabrics tend to be more expensive than other FR fabrics, but now’s not the time to skimp. Imagine how much it would SUCK to be peeling away layers of scorched flesh from your body just because you settled for something cheap. Splurge. DriFire features fabrics with antimicrobial protection; so even under the greatest levels of panic and duress, you’re fresh as a spring daisy. Worth the extra buck.
This bold look sported by Max Nuclear says “I am unique and I am prepared for atomic fallout”.
5.Footwear: Don’t settle for less, the right footwear might not be attractive but remember, you may need to escape a collapsing structure with sharp glass or burning embers all around you. You want a shoe that PERFORMS. What if you had to quickly exit an area that became contaminated with boiling hot radioactive waste and your boots melted? Talk about DISAPPOINTMENT. Try the Modern Survivalist for best tips on sturdy FR footwear.
6.Accessories: accentuate your look with a colorful scarf or sport an edgy Islamic look with a colorful turban hijab. Nothing says “I don’t give a shit ” more than Islamic adornments hanging in crispy remnants.
With Christmas and New Years most likely “postponed” for good, it’s not too late to return holiday presents and stock up on other essentials like MREs. Still available at your local Army Supply store, but hurry. These packaged treats are flying off the shelves like hot-hot-hot cakes.
Meals Ready to Eat, mm mm Bacon and Eggs just like Atomic Nana used to make.
There’s less than two weeks to get your lazy behind in full commando and bring together the essentials of survival while expressing your radiant and colorful personality. You’ll want to look awesome, but dress for survival success too. Think of the EMBARRASSMENT you’d feel if you were tagged in in a photo with your face bubbling like a vat of boiling cheese. No thanks.
Good luck with your purchases Brothers and Sisters, and please, do share your shopping and survivalist tips. I found most of my immediate essentials at my Army Surplus store including fashionable furs, ammo and trendy dog tags. The end may be a precarious ride to God’s cosmic Fallout Shelter, but we can at least count on chaos and mayhem. Pretty soon it’s Home sweet annihilation! Hope to see you on the other side! God Bless!
I found most of my fashion and function at an “undisclosed” Army surplus in NH.
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Author: Eunice
Political agitator at Americans for Inequality, campaigned strongly against Vermin Supreme until I cured him of demonic possession. Now we are BFFs. I enjoy the Facebook, crochet and mixing martinis, especially dirty ones.
I'm a lonely widow only seeking to meet new friends as my life is an absurd island of loneliness. I believe in faith and wisdom. Hard work is a staple to a happy, productive living. I swim and do the yogas but for the most part shopping and relaxing at spas keeps me very busy and useful. I'm proud to be a well off American. Scrabble anyone? I'll kick your ass.
12:26 am
I am wearing my armor of God, just in case God immediately calls us to fight Satan’s forces in these end times. I cannot wait! NASA scientists today just spotted the 3 mile wide asteroid that he’ll probably use to wipe everyone out.
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12:39 am
If I don’t see some agonizing grief and human misery by 9:00 pm I’ll be so pissed. Can we summon Jesus to send in his Chariot? That will be the best view I think.
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6:54 pm
You’re gonna be pissed, ALL DAY LONG!
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5:22 pm
Pissed? Nah. Disappointed? Maybe.
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7:32 pm
well I guess so.
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7:06 pm
You will be seeing some agonizing grief and human misery by 9:00, yours (because you will be so pshyched out about an apocalypse that is not happening).
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1:34 am
It’s mighty arrogant for you to think you know what your god wants, isn’t it?
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2:30 am
LN, you need a fact-checker as badly as Obama did after losing all of those debates, laughing out loud!
Abe says “…just in case, and …he’ll probably use…”
Abe wasn’t presuming to know what God wants, you goofball. He was making educated guesses based on faithfacts and Scripture. Will you be man enough to apologize? I think we all know the answer to that one.
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7:01 pm
If anyone thinks that they can make “educated guesses” about the Bible then (in most cases) they know nothing about the Bible.
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4:48 am
What would you call John F. MacArthur’s “educated guesses” about the bible?
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3:30 pm
Most of the time, he avoids making guesses at all.
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1:27 am
Really? He doesn’t guess what the bible means? What does he fill all his books and sermons with?
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2:26 pm
He preaches the word for what it is, brain-trust.
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8:41 am
“He preaches the word for what it is, brain-trust.”
OK, and how does this “word” prove that homosexuality destroys the family?
That’s what your homophobic nutcase pastor MacArthur preaches. Explain it.
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2:59 pm
Well, if a person is Gay they can’t have kids unless they adopt them, thus destrying thew nuclear family which has 1 father (boy) and 1 mother (girl). A nuclear family does not have 2 fathers or 2 mothers. BTW I now see that you are liberal, AND you proved to me just how angry and hateful libs are. THX 4 being so revealing. Liberal folks say tolerance but they cuss out anyone who disagrees. Tolerate? Hypocrite yourself. Enjoy your life.
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1:55 am
Uh, gays can have children without adoption, genius. They can have sex with someone of the opposite sex or they can use a turkey baster.
Gay families are still families, and research suggests that they have better outcomes for the children.
But you know who is really “destroying” the nuclear family? Heterosexuals! The number of children growing up with parents who are divorced or never married far exceeds the number of children with gay parents.
Now explain to me how the Earth is just 5000 years old again. You fundies are so stoopid.
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7:57 pm
Did you go to public school? Since when was stoopid a word? I’ve sure heard of stupid but, never stoopid. That was no typo. You had to actualy put thought into spelling stupid wrong. I am homeschooled (and thus supposed to be stupid in many peoples’ minds) and I can spell stupid. You are not real smart if you think misspelling stupid makes you look smarter. Stupid yourself.
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10:58 am
Wow. Well done, Abrahm, showing how utterly bereft of counter-arguments you are.
If you want to pretend that you are arguing in good faith and not just being a typical disingenuous Christian homophobe, please address the points I made.
For your information, “stoopid” is slang for “extremely stupid”.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stoopid
Your being home-schooled has obviously kept you insulated from the modern vernacular, as well as from reality in general.
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2:47 pm
Urban Dictionary DOES NOT define the english language. Go to a REAL dictionary,(say webster’s dictionary) and you will not find the word stoopid. Stoopid is a street talk term, not an official english word. By the way, you still look stupid. Nice try. I bet you will be angry and call me an idiot, but I don’t care. If you are trying to make anyone see your side you are failing SO miserably.
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3:23 pm
What happens in Social Justice Pony’s head is this: “I can do whatever I want and others are wrong. I can call people homophobic while I myself believe it’s wrong to be gay. I will call out others on their wrong-doings, and yet I will be guilty of those very things as well and I will refuse to see why it’s wrong of me to do so”. It’s why he doesn’t care that Billy Bob S.hithead thinks it’s okay to kill gay people, and yet will lambast anyone else who says anything even remotely negative about gay people, regardless of whether or not he was in the right while harping on them.
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3:46 pm
Boys, boys, please You all look stoopid, stupid and stewpid.
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6:14 pm
Who are you to be calling people stupid? You beleived in a Mayan cult prediction for the end of the world even thought you call yourself a Christian. You should be ashamed because if anyone looks stupid, it’s you.
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11:03 pm
Abrahm,
There is nothing wrong with using slang in informal conversations such as this.
You have not addressed my point. Gay people *can* have children. Research shows that children of gay parents do better than children of straight parents.
Care to comment?
LN, You know very well that I think it’s perfectly fine to be gay. Abrahm and Mentalbore, however, think gays should be *burned alive*. Why are you siding with them? They are monstrous.
MentalBore,
The Mayans never predicted that 2012 would be the end of the world. It is just when their calendar ran out. If their culture was still around they would simply have made a new calendar.
Pretty hard for me to believe in something I know not to be true.
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11:04 pm
Oh, and MentalBore, where did I claim to be a Christian? Try to follow the conversation; don’t just make sh*t up.
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11:07 pm
Oh, you were talking to Eunice? Please try to be a little more civilised.
You and Abrahm are already making Christians look like hateful, ignorant, superstitious, backward idiots. Don’t make them look rude as well.
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12:40 am
“LN, You know very well that I think it’s perfectly fine to be gay. Abrahm and Mentalbore, however, think gays should be *burned alive*. Why are you siding with them? They are monstrous.”
Here’s the thing, they’re (and I say this without any sort of word play) straight about their stance, but you don’t seem to have a solid one. They’re assholes for thinking that, and yet you yourself side with people who want to literally hunt down gay people.
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1:01 pm
I do not know where this beleif that Christians want to kill gays came from. I someone wants to kill ANYONE then they are not a true Christian at all. I am actually related to a gay person and when I see him on holidays, we get along FINE. I have more experience getting along with gays than any of you two ever will.
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1:19 pm
It is monstrous to praise a person on the way to hell. My stance on gay marriage is: Homosexuality is a sin, just like adultery and prostitution. Wanting anyone to burn in hell is wrong. Any true Christian wants to save people from hell.
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9:25 am
My stance has always been completely solid. Homosexuality is perfectly natural and homosexuals should not be subject to any sort of discrimination, harassment or harm.
Is that clear enough for you? Or can I still expect you to make up more sh*t about me whenever it suits you (ie, all the time)?
You say: “Here’s the thing, they’re … straight about their stance”
So does that mean that you respect their opinion that gays should be burned alive for trillions upon trillions of years?
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3:29 pm
“I am actually related to a gay person and when I see him on holidays, we get along FINE.”
Cultwire here believes gay people should be brutally murdered for sport. While you are not the same as them, you still believe that they shouldn’t be married, which is part of the problem and why you are still oppressing gay people. Now, if you didn’t have that opinion and at least stayed out of the ‘should they get married or not’ debate, then at the very least you aren’t saying ‘no’, so you aren’t as big of an asshole as many other ‘christians’ are.
“Is that clear enough for you? Or can I still expect you to make up more sh*t about me whenever it suits you (ie, all the time)?”
Hey, you’re the one who flip-flops whenever it’s convenient, why did you never bother to show support for homosexual marriage rights before this? Hell, you even made an ‘article’ here in some vain attempt to debunk the fact that animals can be homosexual as well, something that’s used quite extensively against people who say homosexuality isn’t natural’, and where the hell were you when EVERY SINGLE OTHER F.UCKING CULTWIRE MEMBER HERE was talking s.hit about homosexuals?
“You say: “Here’s the thing, they’re … straight about their stance”
So does that mean that you respect their opinion that gays should be burned alive for trillions upon trillions of years?”
No, I’m saying that at least you know their stance on the subject, YOU are claiming to be supportive of homosexuals NOW but you have NEVER shown the SLIGHTEST amount prior to Metalcore and Abe showing up here. You don’t care about anyone other than yourself, if you can find an argument, you’ll start one just to fill a void in yourself. You have no problem with what Cultwire says, but everyone else? Fair game, even if they’re on the same side as Cultwire.
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4:12 pm
Christwire has no idea what the Bible says about gays so of course they have no idea how to get along with them. I do.
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5:33 pm
But you still think that your god will burn them in hell for all eternity and you will praise him for burning them.
Your god is a monster, and you are a monster for worshipping it.
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6:36 pm
You can call him what you want. You can scream into his face. You can hate him but he has absolute power over the world. You can do nothing to stop him. God made a perfect world and Satan corrupted it. All of the choas we see today is a result of the fall. Satan is a monster, he made imperfection, disease and murder. God made perfection and you can barely hate him for that, but you praise the evil that Satan brought into this world instead of the one who is trying to redeem his fallen people. You dare call God hater, you have no idea what you are talking about. You can say anything you want, but it will never alter the truth.
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5:40 pm
LN, why do you keep coming up with more mischaracterisations of my views?
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5:50 pm
“LN, why do you keep coming up with more mischaracterisations of my views?”
By all means, show me your comments where you tell off Cultwire ‘writers’ about how they’re assholes and monsters, and THEN tell me that it’s all just ‘characterizations’.
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6:11 pm
Hey! You took my picture, Abrahmsq!
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1:08 pm
“Abe wasn’t presuming to know what God wants, you goofball.”
You mean apart from every other time he talks about your collective imaginary friend?
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5:20 pm
Yeah, it is.
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6:53 pm
I am going to leave a comment here on 12/22/12, after the apocalypse that never happened. What will you say? I don’t know, but for once I can prove you wrong by having a normal day on 12/21/12.
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7:04 pm
You are hilarious.
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7:12 pm
I will ask how you are doing on 12/21/12. Tell me if anything happens, please. I will provide solace (and probably add insult to injury) on 12/22/12.
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12:30 am
We all live in different time zones so the end of the world might start earlier for some people. Make sure to tag your spoilers.
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1:26 pm
I think EST will be the first to go.
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2:22 pm
I will admit… I just woke up. I slept in today. Have you seen any human misery yet? Keep me posted. I will update my comments tomorrow.
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2:44 pm
You know, I keep looking out the window. I’d like to see at least ONE building topple. Maybe the NRA Head Quarters.
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2:44 pm
Well apparently in Britain the Daleks have finally attacked but I think the Doctor has that covered, and later this evening we’re expecting Loki to make his arrival to formally begin Ragnorak.
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3:32 pm
Aren’t you that doobie smokin’ guy who says Pooh Bear is a homosexual?
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3:40 pm
I live in the CA bay area… Ain’t seen nothin’ yet… Still waitin’.
…LOL!
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5:19 pm
Keep your eyes peeled!
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7:59 pm
12/22/12 I’M ALIVE!!! LOL!
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11:09 am
Sup guys, we survived LOL
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5:19 pm
No, I didn’t.
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7:49 pm
So your dead?
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2:10 am
Oh joy… Christwire has jumped on the “OH NOES! TEH WORLDS IS ENDING” bandwagon… This is just sad…
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2:23 am
The world will end eventually, OA. Read your Bible.
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4:13 am
Yes, it will end… Eventually… I doubt it will be this month…
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8:00 pm
Did your world end on 12/22/12? Mine kept on spinning.
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12:51 pm
It’s all about looking good and leaving a respectable corpse.
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12:55 pm
Except that when the world ends, who’s even going to be around to see your corpse? It doesn’t make sense
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5:15 pm
I would like the personal satisfaction that I look good and “still have it” even though my face may be falling off.
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10:25 am
I’m the most beautiful faggot on planet earth, I don’t need fanciness to enhance my glory.
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7:09 pm
It’s classic for people like this to predict the end of the world, so, no suprise. Remember May 21st 2011? Folks do this all the time and, of course, are wrong. How about we make some good comments on 12/22/12?
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4:50 am
I’ll say this much for John F. MacArthur: when he’s flogging his stupid books about how the world is about to end he’s smart enough not to put a date on it.
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3:33 pm
You have a strange obsession with John, don’t you?
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1:31 am
I don’t give a sh*t about MacArthur. He’s just another deranged fundie nutcase who preaches hate and sucks money out of gullible people like you.
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2:30 pm
He sends me his sermons to me for free with an occasional free book of his. I don’t pay a cent. If he intended to suck money out of me he failed. If you intended to prove your delusional, you succeeded. If you didn’t give a sh!t about John you wouldn’t ever mention him. Enjoy your life.
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2:27 am
Like Metalcore Fan said, you have a strange obsession with the man.
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8:45 am
“He sends me his sermons to me for free”
That’s how spammers and heroin pushers work too. They on;y need to hook a few to make it worthwhile.
If, which I doubt, you have never sent any money to this deranged homophobe that is indeed a good thing.
But you seem to be very keen to defend him, so that makes me sad.
LN, Good work defending homophobia just because I am arguing against it. Hypocrite.
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3:13 pm
Eviently you don’t know John at all. He is the one who teaches loving gays in order to save them. You’ve given John so much pointless hatred that you mise well not waste you time. You’re just proving how hateful and deranged liberal minded people are.
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4:10 pm
SJP, you seem to think that only you are allowed to do the things you accuse others of doing. “Stop ganging up on me, only I can gang up on other people, it doesn’t matter what my actual stance is, only I can do it!”
I disagree with a lot of what Metalcore Fan has said so far, but here’s the fun part; apparently you feel the same way about Cultwire and Christians, and yet you still intend to support them because you have this idea that they’ll support you and fill the empty void in your life with something.
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7:26 pm
Thanks a lot L.N. You are on of those rare people who seems to be able to understand peoples differences.
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1:57 am
MetalBore, you’re the one who says that gays and transgendered people are deviants. You’re the hatemonger around here.
Your brainwashing is so Orwellian that you can’t even see that.
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7:33 pm
Haters will hate.
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1:32 am
You’re the one who follows a lunatic who hates gays and thinks Joel Osteen is a tool of the Devil.
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2:33 pm
Like I said, haters gonna hate no matter what. You proved me right by trying to prove me wrong. Are you ever not going to fall for that? LOL
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1:32 am
Osteen is nothing more than a cheesy huckster, just like MacArthur.
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2:48 am
I know what I won’t be wearing, a My Little Pony shirt like OddAtheist will probably be wearing along with his mini-skirt and eye makeup.
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4:21 am
Assumptions, assumptions, assumptions… Is that all you’re capable of? I’ve never worn any female clothing nor have I ever worn makeup…
I have 1 My Little Pony shirt and then the rest of my shirts have absolutely nothing to do with MLP…
Baseless assumptions get you nowhere, Bruce
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2:48 pm
I dunno. I think I’ll be wearing my “Drop The Bass” DJ PON-3 shirt. a special shirt for a special occasion.
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12:33 am
On my end we’re having a ‘We Made it’ party and the dress code is wear the stupidest thing you can think of.
So I’m going to be running around as Fix it Felix and my friend Ash is going to be my Sergent Calhoun.
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10:22 am
Nice
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2:42 pm
Thanks. Of course I’m going to be running all over the place screaming I FIXED IT!
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7:15 pm
You like dubstep? What are your favorite artists?
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12:53 pm
Please put aside the platform boots and wear practical footwear. Just this once, thanks.
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12:57 pm
…I just got on Bruce’s case for making baseless assumptions… And then you go ahead and make your own…
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1:40 pm
I’m just kidding OA, lighten up, you can’t take it to the grave,
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6:58 pm
I would take you to the grave, though.
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8:46 am
What the hell does that mean? Sicko.
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5:18 pm
Everybody on this site assumes things about each other, even though we have never seen each other. I thought making assumptions on peoples appearances was bad… but making assumptions by what they type? LOL!
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7:11 pm
I will ask how you are doing on 12/21/12. Tell me if anything happens please. I will provide solace (and probably add insult to injury) on 12/22/12.
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8:41 pm
Oh man, i can’t wait to see your faces when nothing happens during the 21 of December.
And another thing why do you believe this has something to do with your religion if this apocalypse thing is a Mayan prediction.
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6:57 pm
You’re totally right. Christians have no set date for the end of the world. Guess that shows about how much Christwire knows about Christ.
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5:18 pm
If nothing happens by 9:00 I am inviting Godzilla to my neighborhood and he will allow me some slight satisfaction. Crushing buildings in an angry stampede will be pure entertainment.
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7:18 pm
Did you call in Godzilla? Or did he not show up?
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3:09 pm
I hear Godzilla is really hard to book this time of year…
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5:15 pm
Yeah, she should have tried The Hulk…
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6:19 pm
The Cloverfield monster is available too… So many options
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6:38 pm
None of them seemed to have wanted to work for Eunice, though. What a suprise.
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5:34 am
I LOL so hard, If you actually read your bible it says that NO ONE, NOT A SINGLE PERSON. Christian or not will predict the end of the world. “I will come like a thief in the night”.
Another thing, givven day light savings and the current “time system” IE how we get our years we are actually in 2013 already if you had to use the Mayan calender properly. As well as other ancient predictions. There for shattering any 2012 predictions.
I Agree, you’ve jumped on the bandwagon. Fun Fact, in the 1500′s (Could be wrong on the date, but it did happen) the Catholic Church gave notice that the world would be ending and with that people around the globe sat around doing jack all for 2 YEARS !!.
Live your life in a good way and be ready as a believer. If your an Athiest then good for you. No Judgement. Any “Christians” who think otherwise, need to practice what they believe in. Love EVERYBODY, DONT JUDGE and OPEN YOUR MINDS, HEARTS and SOULS. Dont Follow the world blindly. I get irritated with fundamentalists giving me a bad name.
Now, go have a Beer, Coke, Water, Smoke or a Hug AND BE HAPPY !!!!
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6:41 pm
Why does God talk about hell then? Tell me please? If no one was to be judged, then there would be no reason for missionaries. As a Christians we need to be kind to our enemies, but we need to have no mercy on denouncing false prophets.
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12:27 am
I’m not worried about this ‘end of the world.’
The Winchesters are handling this as we speak.
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6:36 pm
The Winchesters are in charge? Oh great now we’re really in trouble. Those people can’t even organize a bake sale.
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2:41 pm
Well they’ve already averted several end of the world crisis.
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12:59 am
“With Christmas and New Years most likely “postponed” for good, it’s not too late to return holiday presents and stock up on other essentials like MREs. Still available at your local Army Supply store, but hurry. These packaged treats are flying off the shelves like hot-hot-hot cakes.”
NO WAY I’m going to send back my newest games (Pikmin 2 and The Last Story) back to Florida (where I bought them). So yeah, screw you. I’ll continue playing them until I keep savouring the oxygen of this planet. ^o^
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1:17 am
What’s this another Rapture? What about the other 47 this year? Oh wait according to this site they all where real so I guess this Rapture thing is a 666 part event so we have what 500 more year’s to go.
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7:14 am
If you really were a person of God then you’d know that only He knows when the world is going to end. Also, even if it was going to end, why would it matter what we wear? We would be dead anyway.
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7:14 am
Submit to my will!
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1:38 pm
Never.
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7:16 am
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Oooooooh, Give you up)
(Oooooooh, Give you UP)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but
You’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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7:16 am
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
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7:17 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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7:18 am
You will all be assimilated!
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2:40 pm
I love you.
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7:19 am
You will lose the culture war against secular America!
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8:05 pm
You just lost the war against lunacy. You are no prophet.
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7:20 am
It is America’s destiny to rule the world! Someday the people of the middle east will listen to American music and watch American movies. Someday their women will take off their veils and burkas. America will civilize Africa. Their people will partake in secular pop culture and their warlords with their savage thugs will be killed. American secular pop culture will dominate. No room religion! Peace through power! It is secular pop culture’s destiny to rule the world
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8:03 pm
It’s your destiny to be called a moron. Come on! destiny?! really? get with it.
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6:44 pm
The only way to acheive this political goal is by killing anyone who disagrees with him. His vision would require a global mass-killing of Muslims, Christians Etc…Peace through power…When you think about it, it is very evil at heart.
BTW eliminating everyone who doesn’t like pop would be REALLY dumb…and that is the point.
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6:46 pm
Muslims certainly wouldn’t (I say wouldn’t because this is a thoeretical idea that will never happen.) comply, Christians wouldn’t, either. World domination fail!!!
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10:15 am
well the world didn’t end. I’m bored now.
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1:09 pm
Where’s your patience? Good things happen to those who wait. Pour yourself a stiff one. There.
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2:25 pm
I’m still watin’. Haven’t seen any chaos yet. How are you? It’s way past 9:00 so the apocalypse should be in full swing…but it isn’t. Just like I said.
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4:03 am
christian math it’s always wrong just like there sciences.
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8:04 pm
The 12/21/12 apocalypse prediction was a Mayan, not a Christian prediction.
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6:47 pm
A stiff one? I don’t drink though, so I wouldn’t know. (I don’t think Metalcore Fan drinks either.)
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7:39 am
Hello there. Lovely day. 22nd of December 2012. No Planet X no geo-magnetic reversal, no attack by aliens… No God’s wrath. Life’s pretty good.
See you tomorrow!
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5:20 pm
That was the worst Apocalypse EVER! I am SSSSOOOOOO Disappointed.
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7:50 pm
Here is my rebuke: Why on earth would a Christian beleive a Mayan prediction? Here is my comfort for you: It takes a really smart person not to fall for this. LOL!
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8:43 pm
And no “really smart person” types out “LOL”.
Laughing out loud!
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10:59 am
Rolling on the floor laughing!
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2:49 pm
I typed LOL because Christwire folks think it means: Lucifer Our Lord. It makes them angry so that’s why I use it.
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7:36 pm
Yeah, LOL is an abreviation for REAL words, not like stoopid, which is not a word. Just because anyone can post anything on urban dictionary and call it word doesn’t mean it counts as one.
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11:11 pm
MentalBore, there is absolutely nothing wrong with using slang.
You’re happy to use “LOL”. Is it only OK to use that now that it’s in some dictionaries? Was it wrong to use it before it appeared in dictionaries?
Laughing my arse off!
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1:40 pm
LOL! I don’t think it is worth arguing about. If people disagree and can never make each other agree then, why argue?
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5:38 pm
“If people disagree and can never make each other agree then, why argue?”
Because some people are flat-out wrong and their beliefs are pernicious. Even when it is impossible to persuade the troglodyte with whom one is arguing it may still be possible to persuade others.
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6:31 pm
Yeah, tell me about it…There are just so many people like you out there. Not enough to make their lies true though. A couple of folks on the internet can’t change reality. You can curse God, but that will not make him dissapear. You can hate Christians but we will not go away. You can never destroy truth, you can bury it under 1000′s of comments but it is still truth. Christians are here to stay.
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6:46 am
YOu and your gay rock and roll with your drug’s and what not would know alot of that.
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2:54 am
LOL, MentalBore,
“You can curse God, but that will not make him dissapear.”
You can praise him all you want but he will never appear. Never has, never will.
“You can hate Christians but we will not go away.”
I don’t hate. That’s your bag. There will always be Christians but their numbers are at or close to their peak and will hopefully soon begin falling.
In Western countries, especially the US, people are dumping Christianity in huge numbers.
“You can never destroy truth, you can bury it under 1000′s of comments but it is still truth.”
That’s true. That’s why the Earth revolves around the sun and the mustard seed is not the smallest of all seeds — despite what your “infallible” bible says.
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7:32 pm
There is a tool, used for drilling holes I beleive, called a bore. This tool is most often made of metal too. BTW Christianity will never dissapear and there is nothing you can do about it. Christianity has resisted 1000′s objections for thousands of years, so it is not going anywhere.
P.S. The statement about numbers of Christians is semi-true. The Bible says that when put under hardship, false beleivers will walk away from God. True beleivers on the other hand, will always remain no matter how hard they are persecuted by people who think like you.
The flame that Christ lit on the cross will never ever be extinguished no matter how hard you try.
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6:07 pm
im sorry i could not resist
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7:34 pm
It’s a good song. Metal may be my faveorite, but dubstep and hardcore electronica make a close second and third place.
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1:46 pm
HAI GUYS! i’m back. and i have a couple of questions (mostly just catching up)
question 1: who’s new to the site? (please indicate if they are of the faith or no)
question 2: who has left the site?
question 3: are the mods still asleep?
question 4(and this pertains to the article):why would a christian site be referencing a Mayan faith? they were polytheistic, and believed that the way you died would determine if you made it to heaven or hell. the fact that you guys would take what others warped into fact from an ancient culture is preposterous. also, the Mayan calender ending on 2012 in no way signifies the end of the world at all. they even forgot to take into account leap years, meaning that the world should have ended about 7 months ago.
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7:24 pm
I am new to this site and I am a Christian. So is Abrahmsq. (I know him in real life, not just the internet)
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6:40 pm
WHY IS THIS JUNK ARTICLE STILL HEADLINING THE CHRISTWIRE SITE TEN DAYS AFTER IT HAS FAILED? CAN SOME ONE TELL ME WHY?…PLEASE?
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7:55 pm
Tardy to the party over here, but basic survival instinct and approximately eight years of hiking in the backwoods of North Carolina tell me you should stock up on the following for the next doomsday hoax:
You need a good, sturdy jacket that’s fire retardant if at all possible. Being waterproof outweighs it being fire retardant. You can find those on Beretta’s website, in multiple styles.
Athletic shirts are good, as are thermals. Best to layer. Short sleeved under long sleeved so that you can get the long sleeved shirt off easily if it gets hot.
Cargo pants are also a must. They have loads of pockets to keep your knives, etc. Have a nice belt with this—at least an inch or two wide and pretty thick. Both can be found on Beretta’s site.
Boots. BOOTS. BOOOOOTS!! I cannot stress enough that they have to be AMAZING. Get Timberland hiking boots. They are the greatest boots you can have. They’re waterproof and the traction is great, so you won’t slip on wet rocks (I had a pair when we weren’t short on cash, and we went bouldering and had to cross a river, and I didn’t slip up at all). Just… Timberland. Wear two pairs of socks—thick white crew socks. ‘Nuff said.
And make sure you have a LARGE BACKPACK. Many pockets, several different layers. Waterproof. Combat backpacks are best, in my honest opinion, with Camelback backpacks in at second place.
Optional are sunglasses/goggles, a hat (beanie or baseball cap), and good work gloves.
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