New Epic Will Ferrell Moustache Confession of Homosexuality?
Will Ferrell is in the headlines this week, not for a new movie but for perhaps revealing to the public a long, deep-harbored secret: he likes the backside pleasure.
At the Art Basel last week, Ferrell showed up with what homosexual insiders call a ‘stink stache’. The stink stache is a popular feature in the gay community, allowing a man to ‘contain’ the musk of his partner in his facial hair, so he can lust for him throughout the day after a wild night of pleasure. The oily pheremones of the human body readily absorb into the ‘stink stache’, making it the ultimate aphrodisiac within the ‘bear’ community of homosexuality.
Will Ferrell’s new movie ‘Anchorman 2′ features a character named Ron Burgandy, who wears a fake moustache. Some defenders of Ferrell’s straight lifestyle speculated that perhaps the moustache is for the movie, but it is important to remember that Burgundy’s moustache is stately and 70′s chique, a throwback to times when men would wear wooly Ditka sweaters and cheer for the Bears in -20 degree weather. The moustache Ferrell is sporting is more primal and feral, a bit unkempt and hap-hazzard, showing that it is more sexualized in nature and untouched so none of the scent will be washed out. The real question is who is Will Ferrell mounting these days?
Whatever the mystery behind this new moustache, we fully support Will Ferrell in his life choices and encourage everyone to go see Anchorman 2. The tale is a story of how news should be: man dominated, with tight-bottomed women as objects to slap on the keister for a secretarial job well done.
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Author: Mike Collins
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8:02 pm
So if a mustache is gay, then what does that make YOUR facial hair, Collin? Also, thanks for your sexist signature and how you’re basically a woman beater, shows how much of an asshole you really are.
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1:15 am
O demon of HoHo’s
Collin’s facial hair was ordained by 12 angels sent by Mick Romney.
Clearly L.N stands for Lesbian Nationalist. You must beg forgiveness at the altar of righteousness and hope that the almighty God does not strike you down!
The Bible clearly states that the beating of woman is required o venomous agent of Satan!
Look to Deuteronomy and be SAVED.
“If a betrothed virgin is raped in the city and doesn’t cry out loud enough, then “the men of the city shall stone her to death.” DEUT: 22:23-24
I hope you go in peace and love – and burn all your kittens.
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7:54 pm
Good question.
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12:40 am
what if i told you most gay men hate mustaches and find them ugly what if i were to tell you if he was he is not gettin much what if i said i wuld want to have every fatality done to you
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1:20 am
O Jesse Cox
Your surname implies that you spend a large amount of time around male members.
This is further compounded by the fact that you seem to know claim to know a large amount of information about hoho’s and their mustache habits.
does this mean that you allow hoho’s into your house? Look to Deutoronomy and be saved:
“God says not to bring any whore, sodomite, or dog into the house of the Lord. For “these things are an abomination to the Lord.” NOTE – Dogs is a biblical name for homosexuals, not the god-fearing man’s best friends DEUT 23:17-18
Your attempt at disinformation is laughable. ChristWire is the internets definitive guide to hoho evil and i have been reading it since the pope decreed it to be papal canon 300 years ago.
Go in God – and be saved!
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7:04 pm
So if you’re going to go on about how people’s names mean something deeper, can we say that your name means that you’re constantly on drugs?
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7:24 pm
CrhistJunkie your name sounds like you take a lot of heroin and would explain why you believe in a invisible wizard that lives in the sky.
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4:07 am
i am a homosexual smartass
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11:19 pm
I love how you go on and on about the “Stink Stache”.
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4:42 am
FunkyRobot.
God will forgive you for being a terminator series reprogrammed to serve these hoho’s.
Jesse and LN can be beaten. Simply rewire to “ättack mode” and spread T800 death upon them.
You do not have to be a hoho lovebot.
Christ can save you.
Go in God – And be SAVED!
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1:24 am
I’m a moslem and this goddamn fake christian article is ridiculously funny…
How can you blame will ferrell is a homosexual only looking at his new mustache? You guys are so ironically dumb..
I respect all of christians but this article is going too far. He’s not gay dude! How can you told that he’s gay while he married to Viveca Paulin since 2000 and have two children!?
P.S. : Don’t judge the book by it’s cover. Don’t judge the person by it’s appearance!
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