Proof That Cats Were Not Created by God
Unlike all other animals on Earth, cats are unholy and born with natural sin. From the time it comes clawing from its mother’s womb, a cat is a reprehensible beast who represents the worst qualities that humanity can imagine: social welfare mooching, clingy, remarkably germy, defiant, ungrateful and unChristian. With such blatantly bad qualities, it is a shock that any sane people would want to own a cat. But beyond the simple realities of why cat ownership is bad, there is Biblical historical authority that proves cats are unholy and can bring about the fall of civilization.
In short, cats are not of God. Cats are of the devil.
When you read through all of the Bible, you will quickly notice one fact: cats are the only domestic animal never mentioned in the Bible. In a historical archive of humanity’s spiritual history and Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth (what Bible stands for), God is so repulsed by cats that he forbids the mention of them in his Holy Book.
By this logic, cats are more evil than Satan. The devil can at least be talked about in the Bible, but despite their widespread presence in the time of ancient Egypt -where a good portion of the Bible was reported- notice how they are not talked about.
Ancient Cats And the Bible
Scientists agree that domestic cats were created 10,000 years ago, some 4,000 years before God created mankind. Cats were created as an ethereal companion pet of Satan, who likely stroked them as he wrote demonic metal music and plotted to overthrow God in heaven. As we know, Satan’s little planned coup-de-tat failed and he was thrown into the lowest pits of hell, where all his demons belong burning for all eternity.
Somehow in God’s wrath, cats were spared and eventually allowed to live on Earth with all the other animals created by God. It seems that God cast cats out of heaven and onto Earth about 10,000 years ago, with ancient Egypt being the site of their first residence.
The first cats that crept upon the Earth were duplicitious at best. Any cat owner will tell you that cats are unbelievably sneaky and smart, usually able to open doors and perform small feats that defy God’s physics and constraints for Earth. It is this ‘supernatural’ or magic ability that explains why cats serve as familiars for Wiccan atheists as well as pure witches.
Toxoplasmosis parasite fully grown will wrap around the brain stem of a weak-willed human, usually a woman, then urge them to do the will of cats and Satan. This is Satan’s new way of reproducing.
But all this started in ancient Egypt. God sent Moses to free the children of Israel, but King Pharoah was already under the influence of t0xoplasmosis. This parasite is pictured at right and is usually located in clutches of microscopic billions, as it is the sperm of Satan himself.
With little to no sanitary knowledge, the people of ancient Egypt quickly found ruin when cats were cast from heaven and into their society. Has it ever struck you as odd that Egyptian pharoahs would be so smug and condescending, they would force their slaves and servants to be buried alive with them, so they could be ‘served’ during the aferlife?
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Author: Adam Nelson
2:49 pm
Oh joy… Another anti-cat rant from Adam “Broken Record” Nelson…
Dude… Let it go… Just stop…
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2:56 pm
The day Congress pass legislation that takes these vermin off the street, I will stop. Until then, I remain an advocate against stray and homed cats.
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3:40 pm
Why do you obsess over something like this anyway? It makes you look joke some obsessive madman…
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3:56 pm
Yeah, I even get sick of commenting on ths stuff. It’s really not funny anymore.
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4:28 pm
Because no one else is taking the cat problem seriously enough. You do not realize how deadly these vermin are and the threat they pose to the future of this civilization. Did you even read this article?
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5:47 pm
No. You’re the only one taking cats to the extreme. It was believable 4 articles ago. It isn’t anymore.
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5:51 pm
You know, if you don’t want to agree that is fine. We can just agree to disagree, but it does not change the fact that cats are vile, germy and need to be monitored. Their population is exploding out of control and they have close contact with humans. It is only time before they put a deadly vector into our genome and we cannot fight it off.
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5:53 pm
Man, this is just TOTALLY #*%$@&! INSANE!!!
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6:06 pm
It is known fact that Adam’s articles are:
1. NOT real journalism
2. Stupid
3. False
4. NOT a good representation of what REAL Christians think.
It is a known fact that cats are:
1. FINE!!!
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6:08 pm
If there is only 1 or 2 so called Christians taking the “cat problem” seriously, it is probably not a problem at all. Just extremism. Real Christians don’t care about whether you listen to metal or like cats.
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5:19 pm
We can agree to disagree, but that does not change the fact that you are a liar. You can go Crying to someone that people like me are so stupid because we don’t fall for this crap, but that still doesn’t make it any truer.
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5:22 pm
Everyone is entitled to their own personal opinion, but is not entitled to their own personal truth. Lulz Adam!
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5:26 pm
I read the crappy post and that IS WHY I do not beleive you. We all get sick of this. Then again, we all get sick of you, too.
P.S.
Write some more articles on KoRn or Skrillex because those ones were funnier.
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1:19 am
“Everyone is entitled to their own personal opinion, but is not entitled to their own personal truth.”
And yet you tell us it’s true that the invisible torture-monster you worship will burn Ellen DeGeneres alive for trillions upon trillions of years just because she licks another lady’s lady parts.
Your statement is not hypocritical at all.
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4:27 pm
Thanks for pointing that out.
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9:45 pm
Yep, only fundies like you are allowed to have your own personal truth in contravention of all evidence. Because … Jesus!
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4:46 pm
It’s God’s truth not mine…Whatever.
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3:56 pm
Stop beating a dead horse, Adam.
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1:20 am
Take your own advice, Dumbo.
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4:00 pm
If you can have a gun, I can have a cat. Even better: I can have a gun AND a cat.
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5:51 pm
Guns have nothing to do with this, son.
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6:02 pm
Don’t call me you son, you’re not half the man your mother was.
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6:04 pm
The fact that you think that you can make something that actually ISN’T dangerous illegal and have guns be legal is stupid. They both are legal and it should stay that way.
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6:06 pm
Cats are not Constitutional, guns are so.
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6:10 pm
Not true, American idiot. Keeping livestock is legal and so is keeping cats.
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6:22 pm
I agree with Metalcore Fan, you are not half the man your mother was.
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5:16 pm
If anyone is acting like a kid, you are so don’t call me son. If you are afraid of cats, then maybe you have zoophobia (a deadly fear of [most] animals). Consult a pschyciatrist and find out what your problem is so that you can deal with it in a rational manner instead of writing these dumb articles on the ‘net, son.
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5:42 pm
Dogs aren’t constitutional either adam, and yet you have no problem with them.
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5:44 pm
Lulz, L.N. has a good point. Tell us Adam, what is your excuse now or are you cornered yet?
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5:58 pm
I am a Christian and I totally LOVE Christmas metal!!! I do not have a cat (which is supposed to make people listen to metal during the holidays) lulz! God made the earth AND cats at THE SAME TIME! Satan cannot make creatures of his own. As for the comment saying metal is demonic, that’s just wrong. Listen to some good Christian metal ( like, As I Lay Dying) and you will see just how great some of it can be.
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1:21 am
“God made the earth AND cats at THE SAME TIME!”
This is what you get with home schooling…
How old do you think the Earth is, kiddo?
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5:12 pm
6,000 years old
The ocean gains more salt each year. If the ocean was millions of years old, then by now it would be so salty that there would be no life in the ocean.
My evidence.
http://www.icr.org/article/5484/
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5:12 pm
For exbrony.
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6:00 pm
BTW, will your reading the article listen to some good metal.
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9:16 pm
Try 4.5 billion years. You’ll be a lot closer.
The salt-clock thing doesn’t work.
Lots of salt is captured in sedimentary deposits on the ocean floor, reducing the salinity of the water. As plate tectonics move things around, parts of the sea bed rise and the water evaporates away, leaving huge salt deposits high and dry. Which is why we have salt mines and stuff.
http://orgs.usd.edu/esci/age/content/failed_scientific_clocks/ocean_salinity.html
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2:31 am
Metalcore, you MIGHT have a point, if it wasn’t for the fact that whenever someone tries to make a point like that, they’re usually missing a critical piece of information, which destroys their entire argument. You’re basically assuming that the salt that goes into the ocean, stays in the ocean instead of doing elsewhere. Hell, the pony did a damn good job of answering that as well.
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6:20 pm
When you are in a hole, you need to stop digging. Whatever.
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1:22 am
So this will be your last comment? I’d like to say it’s been fun, but, you know.
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4:57 pm
For exbrony.
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11:59 pm
You mean you want to torture small animals that raid and steal your food or because you have daddy issues.
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5:12 pm
Why do you make assumptions like a Christwire author or like exbrony? I’m not saying Adam doesn’t have problems, (he obviously does) but why do you say he has daddy issues?
BTW, this makes me think of the KoRn song Daddy from their album issues. Lulz!
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1:37 am
He actually has stated before that he tortures cats by holding them under water and stuffing them into luggage carriers and leaves them in a garage for the night.
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5:36 pm
you will not harm my little Mason!
lest I destroy your physical vessel
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6:49 pm
Hi, I just wanted to know what you thought about Christians listening to metal music from artists such as: Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, All That Remains, etc. Do you think this music is biblical? Christwire has an article saying that the group All That Remains plays good christian music, and I was curious about what you might have to say about other groups. Which ones are
acceptable and which one are not? (In your opinion, not mine)
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3:58 pm
We all seem to get his point: Adam Nelson hates cats. Okay, we get it, now shut up about it. I respect the fact that not all people like cats, but saying that they are Satan’s? Really?
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6:15 pm
I think that we are all tired of this.
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1:23 am
I think we are all tired of you two: Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dumber.
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2:21 am
Tell me. If you’re “exbrony”, why the f.uck do you have Twilight Sparkle as your avatar?
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6:05 am
Tell me, if you’re a sentient human being, why the f.ck don’t you get irony?
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4:56 pm
For exbrony.
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4:56 pm
For exbrony.
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5:44 pm
Exbrony is the uber hypocrite and he gets angry when that gets pointed out. Sorta like when he said that anyone who wanted anyone to go to hell was bad, when he had previously said that @weedhitle should go to hell.
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5:44 pm
oh, I get it now.
I think this is a more appropriate avatar for you, Ex-brony.
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5:56 pm
I assume you mean L.N. and yourself.
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6:14 pm
Why are you so repulsive all of the time?
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9:20 pm
Stop spamming that stupid Korn video.
I don’t believe in hell, so it’s impossible for me to wish for someone to go there.
What is it about a woman putting her tongue on another woman’s lady parts or a man taking another man’s thick, throbbing member in his mouth that makes them deserving of an eternity of torture?
The fact that you two seem to be predestinationists makes it all the more obscene.
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3:26 pm
Reason #1. If you don’t think that is gross, you are crazy.
BTW the Korn video is true, which is why you called it stupib. In your eyes you are smart, and everyone else doesn’t have a clue. Which proves that you don’t.
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2:04 am
“Reason #1. If you don’t think that is gross, you are crazy.”
That implies that any sexual encounter isn’t equally gross.
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4:31 pm
They are not gross at all if they are proper ones.
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5:37 pm
obviously, you’ve never had sex. then again, you are only 16.
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5:41 pm
You are 1 year shy of being right.
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5:48 pm
should have gone with my intuition.
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5:57 pm
You should have. Now take another guess.
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6:01 pm
I don’t have to, the evidence simply requires deductive reasoning for anyone who is actually interested.
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4:08 pm
Why would you even try to bring a Cat into Church, anyway? Your logic makes no sense.
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6:01 pm
Yeah, I think that we are all sick of Adam’s cat rants.
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6:17 pm
Christwire logic makes no sense.
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1:24 am
Yet Calvinist predestination logic makes perfect sense.
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5:05 pm
For exbrony.
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5:46 pm
You find me a ugly cat I find you a ugly dog BTW I GOT A IPAD
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5:59 pm
You go an Ipad. That’s nice.
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6:00 pm
got
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6:14 pm
Do you like it? How does it work for you?
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6:54 pm
Eh I like it odd at it lasts 3x longer then iPod and iPhone on battery life
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6:54 pm
What is in your little picture you use, Jesse? Is it a dog playing a videogame or am I wrong or just seeing things?
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9:49 pm
How do you get an avatar?
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2:03 pm
I’ve been trying to figure that out.
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5:09 pm
You make a Christwire account and then you can pick any picture off your own computer (preferably a square image, it looks better) to use as an avatar.
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6:13 pm
This article seems to have gotten a good start.
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6:14 pm
How could someone write this, look at it, and think that they are mentally stable?
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2:06 am
the same way anyone perceives their ideals as the most pure will seek to impose it onto others.
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6:17 pm
Adam, it is impossible to explain this in a logical manner. What would you do about cats anyway? Please tell me what your so called solution would be and I will tell you if you are crazy or not. LOL!
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6:24 pm
How about you write some more articles about Skrillex. Or even better, write one about KoRn. If you think metal is bad, then write an article for us all and see if we believe you.
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6:25 pm
If he did, he’d have his work cut out.
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9:47 pm
How about you writing an article explaining John F. MacArthur’s view that the mentally ill should not take medication.
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4:47 pm
You display your ignorance so well…keep it up…John never said that…not that I’ve ever heard.
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11:14 am
“You display your ignorance so well…keep it up…”
You keep it up. Better still, look it up. MacArthur says the mentally ill shouldn’t take meds and should just pray away their depressions, anxieties and homicidal/suicidal psychoses.
MacArthur is a wacko as the Scientologists on this point.
Do you believe that the mentally ill should not take medication? If not, you don’t believe in MacArthur.
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7:22 pm
HYPOCRITE!!! Says Christians hate gays, then write an anti-gay article on Christwire. He also called the dutch and germans degenerate.
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1:36 am
I have never written an anti-gay article, not on Christwire and not anywhere else.
The Dutch and Germans are pretty degenerate in terms of the sexual practices for which they’re famous. Dutch pancake, reverse Dutch steamboat, German alarm clock and so on. Of course between consenting adults it’s whatever floats the little man in the boat…
Why does MacArthur want psychiatric patients to go off their meds? Isn’t that a bit, you know, dangerous?
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6:25 pm
Since you have nothing wrong with gays it is hypocritical to call any othe sex practices degenerate. That is raw hypocrisy. You critize them them for their sexuality and blow up when someone thinks that gay marriage is wrong.
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5:53 pm
You’re being real dumb if you think that if you disagree with someone on 1 or 2 points you compeltely don’t beleive in them. Some people should take medication for mental problems while others with smaller problems probably shouldn’t bother. Since I don’t know anyone who takes a mental medication, I really don’t know much about it.
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6:27 pm
Wow…and I though it took work to be stupid.
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11:15 am
No, you can just passively absorb abject idiocy. It takes time, but the effect is cumulative.
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7:21 pm
I can tell…You’re such a great example. HYPOCRITE!!! Says Christians hate gays, then write an ant’gay article on Christwire. He also call the dutch and germans degenerate.
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1:38 am
Broken record. I answered your bleating above.
Why does MacArthur want people who suffer psychoses to go off their anti-psychotic medication?
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6:26 pm
Show me where he says that.
BTW, broken record would be a good term for you little lesbians statement you like to spam me with.
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6:29 pm
Yeah, Adam, what about you talk about metal and artists lik KoRn instead of ranting about cats. The Skrillex articles were better *funnier*.
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8:23 pm
There is only one way I can truly believe this site is complete crap. Call me crazy but if it was on the portal video game series.
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5:07 am
Where in the bible does it say cats are evil? As far as animals are concerned, didn’t god create everything? Cats have claws so they can protect themselves from predetors. I can’t belive people can be so ignorent. The toxoplasmosis parasite is carried by cats, but if a domestic cat catches it. It’s because they we’re fed raw meat which is the owners fault. Even if the cat isn’t domestic, an animal needs to eat. Meat is something that animals eat. I’m pretty sure that this common parasite doesn’t turn you into a Satanist.Unless in effects the thoughts and personality center. Which would have to hit an exact spot in the brain. It is very, very unlikly.
The Egytians we’re very religous people and belived they needed to be buried with sorts of things to help them on the journey of death.
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2:22 pm
Now that someone has given real evidence that this article is false, we can all say that Adam is Totally insane? Right?
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6:13 pm
Right.
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1:29 am
“Cats have claws so they can protect themselves from predetors.”
What? Cats have claws so they can kill things. They kill native wildlife by the f*cking dumpster full. Yes, even your little Mr Tiddles.
“if a domestic cat catches it. It’s because they we’re fed raw meat”
Not true. They also catch it from the animals that they kill.
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5:47 pm
this is called being a predator, a fact of nature.
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9:24 pm
Well, duh. What’s unnatural is that humans have introduced them into practically every corner of the planet, where they slaughter everything they can get their claws into.
That’s some nasty-looking clop in your avatar, btw.
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2:08 am
I can’t help it that Fractured-Loyalty is such a tease. she’s simply showing off her new tongue stud
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11:16 am
You know that I don’t clop.
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1:17 am
Almost two weeks and this all you come up with? come on.
Anyways, if cats where created 10,000 year’s ago and NOT by god who was it? Are you saying someone before god had the same power as him and if they are evil I guess that means its the devil and so the devil is well older then god there for the devil created god i see now.
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1:18 am
And what’s with the 10,000 year thing you said the earth is only 2,000 some year’s old could stop changing your story every day for once maybe.
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5:05 pm
6,000, actually.
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5:49 pm
I believe earth is 40 years old
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6:02 pm
Since my Dad is in his 60′s and my Grandma is in her 90′s I don’t see how that would be true.
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9:28 pm
Since people began domesticating dogs tens of thousands of years ago, your 6000-year-old Earth is also down the toilet.
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5:51 pm
Who told you that? A dog? Or an idiot?
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2:09 am
they are aliens
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1:38 pm
just think about how wacky the 70′s were. these people were clearly aliens. documentary footage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB1KZueNQsY
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3:12 pm
This is what the ’70s looked and sounded like in Australia. A clever pony could remix it for a new generation…
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5:06 pm
It’s obvious that Adam combined fantasy with the Bible in order to come up with this peice of $#!*.
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9:29 pm
“Adam combined fantasy with the Bible”
You don’t think that the latter is the former?
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4:41 pm
I knew you were going to say that…No I don’t. I know what you are goning to say before you say it.
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11:17 am
Are you a sorcerer? If so, shouldn’t you be stoned to death or something?
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7:18 pm
No, you’re just predictable. Hypocrite. Even L.N. knows that.
BTW, Abrahmsq is not my sock puppet. We know each other very well thoug, so we cover each other’s comments and replies. If you talking to me or him, you’re talking to us.
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1:41 am
“If you talking to me or him, you’re talking to us.”
Hivemind. It shows.
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7:12 pm
Whatever terminology floats your boat.
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5:04 pm
I have some questions for you all:
1. How did you find Christwire? (Me: I was searching the web to see if the metalcore group All That Remains lead singer, Phil Labonte, was a Christian and a Christwire article popped up saying that he was…He isn’t).
2. What keeps you coming to Christwire? (Me: I dunno, it’s a strange attraction, 4 the lulz maybe?)
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11:57 am
A forum posted a link to here.
Because it’s fun to read articles
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5:50 pm
a friend showed it to me. I keep coming back because the patrons are entertaining
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6:12 pm
I have NO idea…LOL!
I have no idea…Facepalm.
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5:29 pm
When I go on Christwire nowadays, I’m bored because there is nothing new (or original) to comment on. Where did the classic Christwire creativity go? Where?!
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5:29 pm
Creative is the word to use, alright.
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6:19 pm
Just because cats aren’t mentioned in the bible doesn’t mean they are evil. And also, they are not mentioned in the bible because at the time the bible was written, the christians hated egyptians, and egyptians worshiped cats, so therefore christians hated cats and did not mention them in the bible.
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6:21 pm
I don’t think that had anything to do with it, actually.
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9:25 pm
Well, that’s what I was told
but I guess it could be wrong
but cats are still not evil
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9:31 pm
Don’t listen to Abrahmsq. He/she thinks that the Earth is 6000 years old and that Ellen de Generes deserves to burn in hell for all eternity.
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4:45 pm
Since I do not know who Ellen is, I connot say anything about her.
BTW, I’m a he…and cats aren’t evil.
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2:24 am
You mean to tell me you’ve never seen Finding Nemo nor do you know anything about one of the most famous lesbians in Hollywood?
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4:34 pm
Since I do not go looking for lesbians and do not follow celebrities, no I do not.
I could tell you about metal band members and KoRn, though.
I follow musicians more than actors or whatever she is.
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4:51 pm
Ellen is a talk show host… Who is also a lesbian… And the reason LN brought up Finding Nemo is because Ellen played Dory in that movie…
Ellen is quite a recognizable celebrity…
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5:39 pm
Okay, so why should I care? Do you have any idea why exbrony thinks that I am obsessed with Ellen going to hell? Any idea? I don’t. He even thinks that I WANT that to happen.
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5:45 pm
Because she is a lesbian and you come across as anti-gay
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11:33 am
Um… MentalBore, are you admitting that you are a sockpuppet or Abrahmsq or vice-versa?
Why did you take a remark about Abrahmsq as being addressed to you?
4pricot, MentalBore doesn’t just “come across as anti-gay”; he is thoroughly, viscerally, ideologically homophobic in a way that only a fundamentalist Christian can be.
Even young fundie Muslim guys generally aren’t that hostile to male-on-male sex. The guys have next to no chance of getting near a girl, so they walk around holding hands in public and schtup each other senseless in private.
Like a lot of straight/”straight” guys in prison, the Muslim youths rationalise it away by pretending that what they’re doing isn’t really sex.
But Mentalbore is really revolted by the very idea of same-sex sex.
It’s very sad but, more importantly, it’s none of his f*cking business.
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5:55 pm
It’s really none of his buisness, either.
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2:49 pm
Why did you write an anti-gay Christwire article. Hypocrite. If you say that was irony, well, there is a point where irony becomes pure hypocrisy.
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6:22 pm
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION:
Do It For The Lulz!
What are yours?
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9:32 pm
Yours should be to learn some basic science, history and logic.
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4:43 pm
I beleive in the Bible BECAUSE of simple history and logic, not in spite of it. You commented a link to an evolution article, I read then read Acts and Facts magazine…Epic lulz. Epic fail on your part, though.
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2:26 am
How is it logical when your end-all answer to every question you don’t have anything definitive is ‘God’s plan’?
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11:41 am
Simple history? Herod died a decade before Quirinius became governor of Syria.
That in itself shows the bible to be wrong.
And no census in history ever required people to return to the homes of their ancestors.
The whole point of a census is to find out where people are right now. Duh.
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5:57 pm
I understand your confusion, exbrony. Since ther are multiple Herods it is easy to confuse them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herodian_dynasty
This article doesn’t really help because it doesn’t say a lot.
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1:43 am
I’d like to know where you get these information from. Tell me one verse in the bible where it says that God hates cats, God didn’t create cats or that there more evil than the devil. I don’t know what bible you read but the bible tells us that God created all.
You think cats are the most evil animal. The bible tells us that the devil changes his form into a goat not a cat. We are represented as the sheep and the devil is represented as the goat.
No where in the bible does it say that God didn’t create cats
Your telling me that cats are so evil that there not mentiond in the bible but at least the devil is making them less evil???… That theory made no sence. If you names not written in the bible does that mean your evil. The bible is a collection of books that only mentions the stories of what people need to learn from. Doesn’t mean it’s not in there doesn’t mean its evil.
May I ask if this was even written by a christian. I bet your not christian but you belong to a cult like West burrow baptist church.
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1:48 am
Where does it say in the bible that cats are good?
Does it not say in the bible that you cannot eat cats? Therefore cats are unclean in the eyes of your god.
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1:52 am
Leviticus 11, from which you should get all your dietary information:
“Among the animals, whatever divides the hoof, having cloven hooves and chewing the cud; that you may eat”
The cat has no hooves, cloven or otherwise, and does not chew the cud.
Therefore: “Their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch.”
Cats are unclean in the eyes of your god.
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2:43 pm
Israel’s food laws were abolished when Christ died on the cross, genius.
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11:44 am
Matthew 5:18 “For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.”
Do you know better than Jesus?
I hope you haven’t been eating ham or shrimp or wearing underpants with elastic in them.
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6:01 pm
18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.
The fulfillment the verse is speaking of was when Jesus was crucified.
BTW, you’ve gotta look at the Bible as a whole, or you don’t get the point. It’s like looking at one pixel of a picture, you have to look at the whole thing for it to make any sense.
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12:02 am
okay. so i have a cat. he is fluffy. i like him. i have to end this soon. cause he is going to teach me his Satan rituals.
oh yah. this sounds logical alright
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2:47 am
I’m not sure why there’s an argument. Cats have been part of evil since the dawn the time from astrology, the ark, to blashphemous internet memes and promotion by the church of satan.
Wake up, liberals.
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2:06 pm
Again with the cats. You people just can’t accept the fact that they are living creatures too. They have hearts, brains, eyes, noses, livers, stomachs, just like we do. They require the same sustanance we do, they require interaction and many other things that we do. Humans and cats are interconnected, just like humans and dogs. Just understand that for once.
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10:24 am
Mr. Nelson, your satirical, anti-cat essays are offensive to ailurophiles, many of whom are pro-Christ. Your barrage of rhetoric combines both factual reporting with insidious humor. The devil’s modus operandi is to mix both good and bad advice. “Satan will use a lake of truth to hide a pint of poison.” I hope that your disparaging remarks about cats won’t influence impressionable youth to harm them. Contemporary serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer, Dennis Rader and Luka Magnotta started out by killing pets, including cats.
I will always love cats. Call this a predilection. Life is so much nicer when you have a sweet little cat to hug, cuddle, nuzzle and tickle with flowers, and who warms your feet on a winter night. I hope that all future generations will respect and cherish their pets.
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1:31 am
Did anyone else notice that Adam falsely stated how Toxoplasmosa Ghandi infects other beings? The virus grows in a cat’s intestines, then pooped out, eater by a rat, where the virus shuts down its fear response center of the brain, and makes it approach the cat, consequently being eaten, and repeating the process. I learned that from Vsauce!
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1:32 am
Fail, I meant to say Game Theory, not Vsauce. Anyway, ATHEISTS RULE!!!!!
SCIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE FTW!!!
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6:28 pm
Lulz!
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6:32 pm
Whatever.
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