• God Smites Australia, Just as Sister Susan Warned!!!

    January 29, 2013 10:34 pm 346 comments
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  • Exactly a year ago I told you people that Australia was an evil god forsaken place. You doubted me. Do you doubt me now? God has smited them with fire, hurricanes and now sea foam.

    SEA FOAM! If that isn’t God smiting you then I don’t know what is!

    Of course,  those dirty kangaroo humping sodomites down there wont accept responsibility for bringing it on themselves. They are blaming “Global Climate Change”.  Well I can tell you right now. Stop blaming global warming. Global warming did not smite your cesspit of a country. God did.

    Typical Australian

    That’s right. First God set the country on fire. This is traditional for God. He always smites with fire first. Then when they did not pray to him to forgive them for their evil ways he pulled a 180 and hit them with rain. Not just any rain. God unleashed tropical cyclone Oswald on them, dragging the entire east coast with it’s violent fury.

    God is not joking around when he smites you with water. The last time he smited someone with water he wiped almost everyone and everything off the face of the world.

    In this instance, 35 aussies died and 30,000 properties were destroyed or damaged, and 2,500 people have been evacuated in the city of Grafton and over 1,000 people have been rescued by helicopter across the  state of Queensland. Did the sinful sodomites of Australia then beg God’s forgiveness? Of course not. Do you honestly think that any country that elects an atheist woman to rule them would bow down before Lord Jesus and beg him to show mercy?

    homeless children

    Homeless children look for their parents in a sea of foam.

    There will be no mercy for Australia. God continued to pound Australia with his third great plague. Sea Foam.

    Whole towns have been buried under yards of sea foam. Who has even ever heard of this? This is a new creative smiting from God.  It is being reported that thousands are fleeing their homes for their lives.  It is so bad whole buses and cars are being lost to the Sea foam plague.

    Australia will continue to see gods fury in the way of plagues. Even scientists agree: “The frequency of more intense events is going to increase. Droughts, heatwaves and – in northern Australia – rainfall events and tropical cyclones are going to be more intense,” says Jon Nott of James Cook University in Townsville, Australia.

    Speaking of the Godless whorelot, that is Australia’s Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, most likely drunk on Vodka and marsupial spermatozoa can be seen in this video wildly blaming the end of her country on everything from the Mayan’s to Zombies. But no where does she admit her own fault at leading that nation to its god forsaken end.

    It is time for this woman and this horrible country to find God.


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    Susan B. Xenu Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings her spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. A widow, she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! "Sister Susan" has been a popular Christian author for over 30 years. She has written numerous books on the bible, as well as for Christwire and her own blog. She will soon be launching NewsOfChrist.com with friend, and pastor Chuck D. Finley. She loves hearing from fans, add her on Facebook or Twitter.

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