God Smites Australia, Just as Sister Susan Warned!!!
Exactly a year ago I told you people that Australia was an evil god forsaken place. You doubted me. Do you doubt me now? God has smited them with fire, hurricanes and now sea foam.
SEA FOAM! If that isn’t God smiting you then I don’t know what is!
Of course, those dirty kangaroo humping sodomites down there wont accept responsibility for bringing it on themselves. They are blaming “Global Climate Change”. Well I can tell you right now. Stop blaming global warming. Global warming did not smite your cesspit of a country. God did.
Typical Australian
That’s right. First God set the country on fire. This is traditional for God. He always smites with fire first. Then when they did not pray to him to forgive them for their evil ways he pulled a 180 and hit them with rain. Not just any rain. God unleashed tropical cyclone Oswald on them, dragging the entire east coast with it’s violent fury.
God is not joking around when he smites you with water. The last time he smited someone with water he wiped almost everyone and everything off the face of the world.
In this instance, 35 aussies died and 30,000 properties were destroyed or damaged, and 2,500 people have been evacuated in the city of Grafton and over 1,000 people have been rescued by helicopter across the state of Queensland. Did the sinful sodomites of Australia then beg God’s forgiveness? Of course not. Do you honestly think that any country that elects an atheist woman to rule them would bow down before Lord Jesus and beg him to show mercy?
Homeless children look for their parents in a sea of foam.
There will be no mercy for Australia. God continued to pound Australia with his third great plague. Sea Foam.
Whole towns have been buried under yards of sea foam. Who has even ever heard of this? This is a new creative smiting from God. It is being reported that thousands are fleeing their homes for their lives. It is so bad whole buses and cars are being lost to the Sea foam plague.
Australia will continue to see gods fury in the way of plagues. Even scientists agree: “The frequency of more intense events is going to increase. Droughts, heatwaves and – in northern Australia – rainfall events and tropical cyclones are going to be more intense,” says Jon Nott of James Cook University in Townsville, Australia.
Speaking of the Godless whorelot, that is Australia’s Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, most likely drunk on Vodka and marsupial spermatozoa can be seen in this video wildly blaming the end of her country on everything from the Mayan’s to Zombies. But no where does she admit her own fault at leading that nation to its god forsaken end.
It is time for this woman and this horrible country to find God.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
10:57 pm
Great journalism, Susan!
It is no coincidence that the Almighty has chosen to smite Queensland, the most religious of all the Australian states.
Up here in the “Deep North” as we call it, there are almost as many churches per square mile as there are people. The state government enforces a kind of Christian Sharia-lite, prohibiting the sale of alcohol on Good Friday and Christmas Day.
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12:39 pm
Limiting alcohol is good. You drink, you drive, you DIE!
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12:40 pm
Then again, Parkway Drive is from Austrailia…Awesome metal band. Look ‘em up…Austrailia’s finest.
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7:28 pm
I don’t need some jackass telling me what I can and cannot do.
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8:16 pm
So what good has come from drinking? I’ll tell you what, nothing. If you want to drink, fine. Just don’t call me a coward for abstaining…
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8:27 pm
Sheesh, nobody called you a coward. *eyeroll* You’re far too young to drink anyway.
As to what good ever came from drinking? Well, if Lot hadn’t got sh*tfaced his daughters wouldn’t have been able to rape him in Genesis 19:30-38.
But it was only fair that they raped him since he had previously offered them to the Sodomites to rape.
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8:30 pm
Oh, I see that 4pricot called you a coward. You do come off like an officious little twerp who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
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12:49 pm
Hardly…I’ve had the misfortune of seeing what it does to people…People who I love and am related to…It’s not pretty. Ever.
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1:12 am
I drink vodka and if you remove my basement full of it I will likely set you on fire for trespassing OH AND IM BACK AND WHY IS NOBODY MISSING ME. I went to Sweden and I want to live there because here I can barley afford to get out of my state to live and I’m rambling
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3:17 pm
I missed you.
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1:38 pm
Jesse, I find you confusing. I thought you were Dutch or Swedish. But now you seem to be a Russian living in Texas. What is going on?
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6:35 pm
I believe that he travels.
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12:51 pm
When you prohibit alcohol, you save lives.
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7:31 pm
you are a coward
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8:14 pm
There is a big difference between a retarded risk and a proper fear. I the definition of being a coward is being afraid of getting drunk and killing somebody with a car, then yep, I’m a coward…It’s never a risk worth taking…My gar cousin has had TWO DUI’s…None of those were pretty to hear about…When I turn 21, no booze for me…
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8:15 pm
If, not I.
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8:17 pm
gay, not gar…Man…That’s crazy.
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8:29 pm
Criminy. Drinking is not the same as drink-driving.
I drink; I don’t drink-drive. It’s pretty simple really.
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10:20 pm
When I turn 21… Which is later this year… I’ll drink… Not excessively and I know better than to drive while drunk… Take a chance…
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10:24 pm
“Not excessively”
ORLY? Good luck with that…
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11:17 pm
I agree with exbrony for once. Not excessively…That’s what they all say…It almost ruined my cousin, so he stopped…He HAD to, it was ruining his life…You can’t control it.
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11:31 pm
Uh, I don’t know what you think you’re agreeing with.
I’m just saying that I expect that OA will drink excessively on occasion. Most people do.
“You can’t control it.”
Some people can’t. Plenty can.
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12:27 am
you talk as if everyone should be abstinent. without alcohol, and depending on just how reckless I get, at least all of Athens county will be barren of human life.
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1:46 am
Athens County? Why, you’re practically in West Virginny!
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2:18 am
“I’m just saying that I expect that OA will drink excessively on occasion. Most people do.”
Lol, you caught me… I most likely will drink excessively… I just won’t drive
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2:30 am
OA, I didn’t think for a second that you would drink and drive. Anyone who drinks and drives is an idiot.
I honestly don’t know why Metalcore thinks that drinking equals drink-driving.
But if he thinks that he’s so brainless and irresponsible that he couldn’t keep himself from drink-driving maybe it’s for the best that he doesn’t drink.
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12:48 pm
Maybe I’m just being paranoid, but I have seen how alcohol can mess up someone’s life.
The only thing I really know about alcohol is that people say IF YOU DON’T DRINK, DON’T START!
That’s good enough for me. That message comes from secular people, too. It’s not a religous decision. It’s one that ought to save me a lot of wasted time and greif. There. That’s me.
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2:57 pm
I am in the Borderlands just before those Wilderness Mountains.
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3:50 pm
If you drink excessively, you WON’T HAVE THE MENTAL DISCRETION to stay off the road…
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5:14 pm
“If you drink excessively, you WON’T HAVE THE MENTAL DISCRETION to stay off the road…”
There are precautions you can take… Designated driver… Have someone hide your keys…
You say that like drinking and driving is an inevitability…
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6:19 pm
Yeah, those all work…When you’re not by yourself…
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7:02 pm
Another reason why I won’t drink. I have anger management problems. If there’s one thing that goes straight out the window when drunk, it’d be that. I’m sure of it. that wouldn’t be pretty, either.
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7:05 pm
Especially not if I was driving…LOL. That would be INSANE.
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11:18 pm
you seem to assume that I would drink with the express purpose of getting completely hammered… You can enjoy drinking without getting drunk… That and I’m somewhat of a heavyweight when it comes to drinking… I can handle my liquor…
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3:16 pm
I can enjoy drinking without getting drunk…Is that some sort of joke?
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9:29 pm
No, it’s not a joke. It just shows that you don’t understand what you’re talking about.
Believe it or not, you can’t know everything about everything at the age of 15.
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10:13 pm
Exbrony is right… That was not a joke… Just because you drink alcohol, doesn’t mean you’re trying to get drunk… You can occasionally enjoy an alcoholic drink just as you would any other beverage… Like maybe a beer after work or with a meal…
Granted, on my 21st birthday… I most likely will get ridiculously drunk… Because a lot of my friends are drinkers and it’ll be a special occasion as it is…
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6:34 pm
Believe it or not, you can’t know everything about everything at the age of 15…
True. Same for anyone at any age. I never said anything wrong. I only stated the well know fact that I always a good idea to avoid alcohol when possible.
I never claimed to know it all. I just spoke about my own experiences with people who do/did drink and what it did to them.
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1:03 pm
No alcohol on certain holidays…Sharia-Lite?…Get over it, it’s for your own good. If you can’t see that, you’re blind.
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8:36 pm
It is a religiously motivated law, just like Sharia.
It’s not for my own good; it’s for the good of the churches. The logic is that if you close the pubs people might go to church.
It is a case of the government making a law that restricts people’s personal freedom in order to advance the interests of religious organisations.
Do you think that people’s freedom should be restricted at the request of religion? If so, please elaborate.
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11:19 pm
Whatever. I don’t drink. I’m 15. I won’t drink when I’m 21 either…It improves my chances in life. No partying in college for me. I’m not going to waste the most important years of my life just having “Fun”. I’ll be happy I did that down the road.
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11:33 pm
“I’ll be happy I did that down the road.”
Maybe, maybe not.
It is quite possible to do well in college while having a bit of fun at the same time. It doesn’t have to be all or nothing.
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1:43 am
By the way, Metalcore, good job on avoiding the question.
Do you think that governments should restrict people’s freedoms at the request of religious organisations?
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12:33 pm
If it’s for the good of the people, hellyeah.
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2:58 pm
Any man who would give up freedom for a bit of security deserves neither freedom nor security
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3:48 pm
Whatever.
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3:52 pm
It is quite possible to do well in college while having a bit of fun at the same time. It doesn’t have to be all or nothing.
You’re right, that’s why I should choose a subject I love. Studying a subject you love IS fun. I don’t need anything extra when I could be studying…Of course it helps if know know what you want to do when you graduate…
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9:59 pm
So you’re not really in favour of freedom at all?
Scratch a fundie, find a theocrat. Their professions of love for freedom are always lies.
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11:13 pm
Religious reason or not, you should never relinquish freedoms to the government… If Apricot hadn’t posted that Benjamin Franklin quote, I was going to…
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3:15 pm
Benjamin couldn’t drive, i’ll note…But, whatever…
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7:04 pm
“Benjamin couldn’t drive, i’ll note…But, whatever…”
Can you explain… What you meant by this?
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8:17 pm
In Benjamin Franklin’s day, there wasn’t any cars that could kill you…But since you’ve got to have your alcohol on Christmas and Good Friday, you mise well have at it. Just try not to do overkill.
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9:34 pm
In Benjamin Franklin’s day there were no such things as semi-automatic weapons, but I don’t hear you screaming for a ban on those.
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11:37 pm
In Benjamin Franklin’s Day, there were some wild-ass parties.
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12:13 am
Old Benny Franklin loved him some French prostitutes. Not to mention American ones.
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6:29 pm
In Benjamin Franklin’s day there were no such things as semi-automatic weapons, but I don’t hear you screaming for a ban on those.
Yep, I’m not. You do not have constant access to them anyway. You have constant access to a car. You hear about DUI-caused deaths all of the time. Drunk shootings? Nope. Just because it can kill you, doesn’t mean it needs to be illegal. Cars can kill you. They aren’t illegal.
that comment about Benjamin Franklin was just…Just wrong. Did you need bring that in to the conversation, anyway? You have a very strong tendency to bring sexual elements into every conversation. Are you obsessed?
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6:40 pm
Actually Metalcore… Exbrony’s statement was accurate… Benjamin Franklin was quite the horny old coot… Hell, in Assassin’s Creed 3… They give Benjamin a long conversation about how being with an older woman is better than being with a young woman…
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7:41 pm
We were talking about alcohol and here comes exbrony talking about sex. It’s really annoying. Is it really useful to bring up Benjamin’s sexuality the moment he is brought into the conversation? No. What did it add to the point? Nothing. It just changed the subject to prostitutes…Which is innapropriate enough, already…It’s bizarre, I’ll tell you that…
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7:43 pm
Religious reason or not, you should never relinquish freedoms to the government…
I assume that applies to assault rifles, too?
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9:11 pm
Actually, Apricot changed the subject to wild parties during Benjamin’s time… And then Exbrony added on to that… I don’t see the problem there…
Wait, are you trying to ask me if we should relinquish our assault rifles to the government? If so, the answer is no… When it comes to firearms, I would never relinquish my right to have them to the government… That’d be stupid…
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9:38 pm
@oddathiest: You’re a genius. You hit the nail on the head. It IS stupid to hand over weapons to the goverment.
That makes CA a land of idiots…
BTW, exbrony still brought up the sexual part. Apricot just mentioned parties. Exbrony brought up the who.res.
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2:43 am
I was talking about Dungeon parties
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3:03 am
Metalcore,
Please refrain from using misogynist terms such as “wh*re”. “Prostitute”, “sex worker” or “sex professional” is fine.
“that comment about Benjamin Franklin was just…Just wrong.”
No, it wasn’t. Franklin was well known for disporting himself with prostitutes.
OA, yes, Benny liked ‘em older.
“regarding only what is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.”
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5:09 pm
Metalcore,
Please refrain from using misogynist terms such as “wh*re”. “Prostitute”, “sex worker” or “sex professional” is fine.
No.
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9:21 pm
Why do you want to use misogynist terms?
Are you a misogynist?
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5:09 pm
I’m not gonna say sex pro or sex worker, that’s for sure. I’m not hatin on women if I refuse to call them either of those. I go old school. Prostitute. You are SO politically-correct.
No I’m not a whatever the word is thing.
NO.NO.NO.
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10:19 pm
“I’m not a whatever the word is thing.”
But how can you know if you don’t know what the word means.
In any case, I am pleased that you will now use the word prostitute. Thank you.
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7:53 pm
I just didn’t want to spell it wrong. I know what it means.
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10:15 pm
Ah, OK.
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1:14 am
I could not find any comment befor eh and but um I grand three bottles of vodka and only got a little drunk am I immune or something
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7:45 pm
Everybody takes it differently…Then again…your own self probably isn’t a good monitor of being drunk.
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2:05 pm
You’re not too smart if you think that Susan is saying that there were storms in Austrialia BECAUSE of havng to many Christians (There is no such thing as “too many” Christians)…She is saying that it happened because Austrailia is a “Godless place”…Evidently it isn’t…Which proves just how much SHE knows…
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8:42 pm
You’re not too smart if you think that that’s what I thought.
I was pointing out that Queensland is the most religious state in Australia, and that that’s the one that Jehovah always smites with floods and cyclones.
“There is no such thing as “too many” Christians”
That’s certainly a matter of opinion.
You need to start showing some respect for Sister Susan. She is a great woman who has spent decades of her life in charity and mission work.
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12:34 pm
You don’t like Christians who aren’t absolutely nuts, do you?
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10:00 pm
Those ones are the best kind.
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3:14 pm
Well that proves my point…That’s why you tend to not like me…
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9:35 pm
DO you realise what you just said?
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6:23 pm
Yes, you don’t like me because I’m NOT crazy…
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3:07 am
No. What you said was that you are in fact crazy.
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5:10 pm
Oh…Either way…You know what I meant in the first place…THAT isn’t it.
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4:09 pm
If you don’t like Christians, then why do you praise Susan’s mission work? Can you prove to me that she isn’t a total fake? If she does real mission work then I respect her. If she is just crazy, then well…You’re right I guess I ought to respect her…Thanks for reminding me so kindly…
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10:01 pm
“If you don’t like Christians”
Are you mad? Where did I say that?
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1:18 pm
You have a strong tendency to oppose what the Bible calls right and wrong. You tend to not like Christians who do what the Bible really says, too. You don’t like my views…They come from the Bible…And they are pretty much the standard…You love Susan, though. She is totally missing a screw, yet you PRAISE HER.
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8:22 pm
That was my point…Okay, but you sure don’t love them…
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8:53 pm
Nevermind.
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9:46 pm
“You have a strong tendency to oppose what the Bible calls right and wrong.”
I only oppose the bad stuff. I am against slavery. I am against rape victims being forced to marry their rapists. I am against stoning children to death.
Are you in favour of all those things?
“You tend to not like Christians who do what the Bible really says, too.”
See above.
“You don’t like my views…”
Correct.
“They come from the Bible…”
From one interpretation of it.
“And they are pretty much the standard…”
They are the standard among Fundagelicals like you.
“You love Susan, though.”
Yes I do. Very much.
“She is totally missing a screw”
No she isn’t,
“yet you PRAISE HER.”
Amen!
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9:48 pm
“you sure don’t love them…”
Metalcore, most of my family and friends are Christians of one sort or another. Are you really saying that I don’t love my family and friends?
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6:21 pm
Not for being Christians. I love my gay cousin, just not for being gay.
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6:22 pm
All of the things you pointed out were from the ceremonial law of the OT. It doesn’t apply anymore.
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6:24 pm
Talking about this all the time is getting awkward…And boring…
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7:47 pm
“She is totally missing a screw”
No she isn’t.
Ergo, you’re missing a screw.
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3:11 am
Uh… those examples weren’t “ceremonial”. Ceremonial is the ban on eating shrimp and wearing clothes of mixed fibres.
Jesus was very explicit about the fact that he did *not* abolish the law.
“For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.” Matthew 5:18
Are you calling Jesus a liar?
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5:12 pm
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.” Matthew 5:18
Fulfilled. Jesus says that he came to fulfill the law. He did, last time I heard.
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9:24 pm
“Till heaven and earth pass,”
The Earth is still here, so the law still applies.
Or do you prefer to use the bible as a ventriloquist’s dummy so you can make it say whatever you want?
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7:16 pm
Or do you prefer to use the bible as a ventriloquist’s dummy so you can make it say whatever you want?
Do you?
BTW, no. The bible in the NT says multiple times that Jesus has fulfilled the ceremonial law.
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8:55 pm
“For verily I say unto you, TILL HEAVEN AND EARTH PASS AWAY, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.”
You are directly contradicting Jesus’s own purported words.
How do you know better than Jesus?
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7:54 pm
I had a link (THAT THEY WOULDN’T LET ME POST).
http://www.w65stchurchofchrist.org/11The_Old_Testament_in_New_Testament.htm
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10:45 pm
That’s a pretty sh*tty exegesis, which is what you’d expect from a church that quotes from the Pastoral Epistles (which are well known to be second-century forgeries).
Jesus, according to the bible, was very clear that not one jot or tittle of the law would pass AS LONG AS THE EARTH EXISTS.
But we are supposed to believe Paul saying “Oh, Jesus completely changed his mind about that but he was too busy to tell anyone but me!”
You trust a mere man over the very words of Jesus Christ himself?
Even when half of the epistles attributed to that man are forgeries or suspect?
Every time you eat bacon or shrimp or wear underpants with an elastic waistband you are spitting on the very words of the one you call your saviour.
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1:32 pm
Since every Christian thinks otherwise than you…
…That must be true…You just want to say that the Bible is a mess…There is a part in the NT where I beleive that God says that certain aminals were allowed to be eaten that were banned in the OT, I just have to try and find it…LOL.
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12:04 pm
“Since every Christian thinks otherwise than you…That must be true”
Truth is not determined by an opinion poll. Especially not by an opinion poll of pew potatoes who don’t even read the book about which they think they are experts.
Jesus said it but you reject it.
Good work there, “Christian”!
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12:13 pm
I mean, really, do you even know what the words “sola scriptura” mean?
Hint: they’re the reason your parents didn’t indoctrinate you into believing that that vile old German paedophile-enabler Ratzinger is your spiritual Obersturmführer.
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6:28 pm
“There is no such thing as “too many” Christians”
That’s certainly a matter of opinion…It certainly is.
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12:30 am
Is Julia Gillard a male to female transexual? She/he has to be the most unattractive female politician I’ve seen in the Anglosphere. And that is saying a lot when one considers ugly prunes like Margaret Thatcher or that wrinkly old closet lesbian, Hillary Clinton.
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12:48 am
Only sister Susan could write a beautiful article about a horrible place.
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12:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7lpftvYDMA&feature=player_detailpage
Austrailia makes beautiful music. Flat.
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4:44 am
Ugh. That’s horrible. At least in the old days metal singers used to be able to sing.
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12:32 pm
It’s improved actually, I think. The old stuff all sounds the same…More or less. PWD isn’t may favorite. Calibanm’s Dein R3ich has more talent in it as far as vocals go.
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12:52 pm
Bad spelling.
Either way,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=J2iMYL4T7DI
You’re right, Austrailians can’t make good metal…Leave it to the Germans (And the Americans on occasion)…Caliban in particular…
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3:00 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlEw7Qaz4hY&list=UU-9EwITgSClSE5S69O1MlyA
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6:29 pm
How is THAT related to the subject?
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8:03 pm
…Oh, I just remembered, it isn’t.
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8:27 pm
Hoping Exbrony would appreciate this more than whatever he was disgusted by.
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8:29 pm
I’m sure he will.
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10:03 pm
Ah yes. That was very soothing.
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1:15 pm
Who needs to relax, when you could be listening to some grinds?
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1:31 pm
you’re right, who needs to relax when you can DROP DAT BASS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIyE3EDCigE
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3:13 pm
Precisely.
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4:05 pm
Grind the stress away…
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6:33 pm
Sing? What sort of “old metal”?
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10:05 pm
The stuff where they used to actually sing, not just growl like Cookie Monster: “ME LIKE COOKIE!!!!! GRRRRRAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!”
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9:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM like this?
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11:56 am
Wat was that I don’t even…
I go old-school.
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1:01 pm
System Of A down is a pathetic excuse for metal. Their sreams sound like a cat being killed.
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1:14 pm
The stuff where they used to actually sing, not just growl like Cookie Monster: “ME LIKE COOKIE!!!!! GRRRRRAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!”
It’s a far cry from cookie monster. That is a classic misrepresentation of metal.
Some of it sound like that, but only rarely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CRSXeKhFSOs
Like THIS.
I do like that song, though. It is still nothing like cookie monster, but it is as close as I could get…Maybe Cannibal Corpse is closer, I don’t know.
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1:28 pm
“System Of A down is a pathetic excuse for metal.”
That’s because they aren’t just regular Metal… They are Alternative Metal, which combines aspects from Metal with Alt. Rock… They aren’t trying to be known for their screaming… And honestly, I wouldn’t like them as much as I do if all they did was scream… Serj Tankian has an amazing voice… Screaming would just ruin his singing…
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1:37 pm
now THAT is music, Ex-Brony.
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2:44 pm
I agree with J.T.
It’s bizarre either way…Wait, RED is Alt. Metal and they are fine…Then again, it’s a different band with different ideals…And a different lead singer…
People have different taste. No big deal. I like Caliban’s vocals. Other people think that they are horrible. It’s normal to me. I just don’t get how someone could NOT like “the bogeyman”…Why?! It’s an emotional masterpiece. I can listen to that song over and over, again and again.
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2:48 pm
You are unique, just like everybody else.
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9:51 pm
4pricot, you like Iron Maiden? Cool.
I was right into them when I was a teenager back in the ’80s. I haven’t listened to them in a long time but I still like them.
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6:19 pm
The music of teenage years…
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7:08 pm
You think THAT’S horrible…I’ve got news for you…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OcmE_TGyaJ8
It’s amazing, but I sincerely doubt that you will like it.
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7:15 pm
…And this is just beautiful…Pure epicness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mLjN5CZL2QM
MMusic doesn’t get any better then that. Period.
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8:04 pm
Man, you must like Caliban. Some of it drives me crazy…
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8:31 pm
I’m sorry to inform you, but you are wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRPheoucN_0 this is music.
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11:59 am
Eh… I don’t mind the Caliban guitar and bass sound. But I never liked that double bass-drum thing and I will always hate the screaming.
Zelda is a pretty cool guy. He saves the princess and doesn’t afraid of anything.
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1:09 pm
Caliban’s guitar work is amazing. You don’t like screaming?…Yeah, well, I sorta understand how you could not like it…I love the double kick drum sound…I don’t like the old stuff…I listen to just a little bit of Anthrax and Metallica, nothing more.
Yep, most of the stuff I listen to is from 2000 and up. I don’t like the emo-screamo stuff…(Bring Me The Horizon-type vocals…Look up “it was written in blood” and cover your ears…You’ll get what I mean…) KoRn is the only artist that I really love that was around in the 90′s. Their 1st album came out like about 3 years before I was born…
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1:10 pm
Oh yeah, and I absolutely detest AC/DC.
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1:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuR8Dy98kYw&feature=player_detailpage
A tender love song. Makes me think of MLP. Don’t know why. Shocking, anyone? That’s me.
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1:42 pm
LMAO! I’ve heard that one before, I think it was on this site, too.
How can someone detest AC/DC? I’m no fan, but there music is fine!
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2:12 pm
Their vocals hurt to hear. It’s like fingers on the chalkboard, just 10x worse. That’s just me. I hated highway to hell, too. I don’t even like the lyrics.
So you have heard “Die Die My Darling” before?
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3:39 pm
Nope… I’m focused on Radiarc at current. his music is beautiful
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3:58 pm
I’m sure it is.
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4:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzMrz5h5OdM&feature=player_detailpage
If someone doesn’t like this song, then that person and me are at an impasse in musical taste.
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5:18 pm
there is no harmony!
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5:23 pm
Impasse, my friend.
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7:02 pm
“If someone doesn’t like this song, then that person and me are at an impasse in musical taste.”
Then you and I are at an impasse as well…
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8:17 pm
Double impasse.
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8:19 pm
You like Darkest Hour?…Shake my hand!
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8:20 pm
Passe?
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9:54 pm
AC/DC with Bon Scott was amazing. Brian Johnson’s singing is horrible. Back in Black was a great album, though.
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8:02 pm
I just have to add this in: Bon Scot died of alcohol poisoning. WoW.
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1:55 pm
Also, Metalcore is at an impasse with reality. Ditto JT.
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6:17 pm
That was uncalled for.
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6:18 pm
You like AC/Dc, I don’t. I love hardcore screamo, you don’t. Reality has nothing to do with it.
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7:50 pm
The difference between exbrony and me is: I don’t just randomly take a swing at other people just for the hell of it.
I agree with metalcore fan: That was uncalled for.
If someone has different musical taste, they are at an impaqsse with reality? Get with it, not everybody is like you.
We are unique, just like everybody else.
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3:16 am
Your impasses with reality have nothing to do with your musical taste. I was referring to your science denialism.
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5:14 pm
It’s not denialism. You didn’t need to bring that up anyway. You always have something bad to say about me. J.T. never said that he was a creationist. He just acknowledges the well-known fact that there is evidence for both.
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9:30 pm
“It’s not denialism. ”
Yes it is. You deny the most basic facts about the universe and life on this planet.
“You always have something bad to say about me.”
Not always. I am trying to help you.
“J.T. never said that he was a creationist.”
I never said that he did. He’s a reality denier because he believes that homosexuality is a choice.
“He just acknowledges the well-known fact that there is evidence for both.”
There is no evidence for the biblical creation story, any more than there is evidence that the Rainbow Snake of the Aboriginal Dreamtime created the world.
But it’s nice to see you saying that it’s well-known fact that there is evidence for evolution.
Is that really what you meant to say? What is this evidence of evolution of which you speak?
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7:14 pm
I am trying to help you.
It’s only help if it is wanted. If you really want ot help me, you could stop harrasing me. You help is not helpful. I’ve got pressing buisness, so bye for now.
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2:26 pm
or an horrible atricle about a beautiful place because as far as I know USA has MUCH MUCH more hurricane fire and other NATURAL disaster than any countries in the entire world
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3:12 pm
Yeah, if the weather indicates whether a place is Godless, then well, that creates a problem. California must be Christian perfection because we have no extreme weather here.
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8:44 pm
Earthquakes? Forest fires? Landslides? Not weather per se but certainly “acts of God”.
It will only take one good smite to send half of California sliding into the sea.
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12:32 am
a day of rejoicing. nothing good has come from California.
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1:57 am
“Hasbro Studios is an American “virtual” television production company located in Los Angeles, California…”
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12:35 pm
Forgot that…
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1:10 pm
KoRn is from CA. I am from CA. John MacArthur is from CA. That makes apricots stement wrong…Oh yeah, 5FDP is from CA…
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1:11 pm
Proofread! Proofread! Proofread!!! It’s gonna be the death of me…
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2:14 pm
Dam.n I live near San Francisco…God might smite it…
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3:02 pm
huh… well then I am mistaken.
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4:11 pm
Dam.n I live near San Francisco…God might smite it…He might miss and hit me…Better watch out…I like it here, anyway…God can smite it or not smite it, either way, I’m staying.
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6:26 pm
Everything good comes from California…Wait a minute…I take that back…
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6:32 pm
Skrillex is from CA. We’ve got it all.
Nah, Killswitch Engage is from Massacusetts. So is All That Remains. Susan wrote an article on ATR, BTW. Look it up. It’s wrong, though, so, don’t beleive a word of it. Phil Labonte IS NOT a Christian; he is a professing athiest. Susan says he is a Christian making “Good Christian music”…LOL.
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3:20 pm
I think that you got it wrong, let me help you fix it.
“Only sister Susan could write a horrible article about a beautiful place.”
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1:54 am
What makes you think Australia is a beautiful place?
It is a racist hellhole full of snakes, spiders and crocodiles, and the Almighty is constantly smiting it with cyclones, floods, droughts and bushfires.
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1:55 am
And with sea foam, as Susan has pointed out.
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2:12 am
Don’t forget the poisonous creatures aside from snakes and spiders.
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2:23 am
Sure. We have venomous octopi that can kill you, venomous fish that can kill you, venomous shellfish that can kill you and venomous jellyfish that can kill you.
The platypus is also venomous and can presumably kill children and subject adults to hours/days of agonising pain.
And that’s without mentioning the sharks — bull sharks in rivers and canals up north, great whites in the west and the south and tiger sharks everywhere else.
And sea snakes. And that’s not even mentioning the drop bears.
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6:59 pm
Drop bears? Do they play dubstep?
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9:28 pm
I was thinking that they were bears that would drop on you like a f.ucking ninja. I wouldn’t be surprised if they spat venom too.
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11:07 pm
Dude… A venom spitting bear would make a great Poison/Normal type Pokemon…
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3:03 pm
hellhole filled with snakes, spiders, and crocodiles sounds like my kind of place.
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4:12 pm
Some people do like things like that…Others don’t.
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4:11 pm
Thank you dear Brother (or should I say senator) Weisz!
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9:36 pm
HA good only that made me lol
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4:13 pm
Me too. What a joke!
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6:58 pm
This could get ugly.
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6:35 am
What a load of rubbish, it was an entertaining read though.
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1:00 pm
Susan is dead…
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1:02 pm
http://christwire.org/2012/04/susan-b-xenu-beloved-christian-author-dead-at-81/
Unless zombies are real (They aren’t the last time I heard), they must have lied through their teeth.
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4:13 pm
Can you read? Or are you just retarded? read the comments section. Then get back to me if you can understand it. If not have your mommie or daddy email me.
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7:20 pm
Whay are you alive in the comments of the article saying that you are DEAD?! That’s the point. YOU are retarded if you fail to get my point…An article say that you are dead…You comment on it…Proving that they lied…
BTW, my parents don’t even know your email address…Forgot that?…No suprise, dementia is common among the elderly…
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8:47 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why on Earth would you taunt an elderly woman about dementia? How sick and cruel could you possibly be?
Do your parents know that you bully the elderly online? You should be ashamed of yourself.
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9:38 pm
well we was raped I mean I’ve even posted the web sites that say so, so i have my proof
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1:56 am
You are an idiot who thinks that Muslims worship Mohammed as a god.
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1:13 pm
I’m reminding her that…My parents don’t know her email…She probably isn’t even real…Trust me…Not one of the Christwire authors is a real person…That’s why I said that.
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2:03 pm
Exbrony don’t talk about bullying. You have insulted me in many ways and not been sorry fo it.
Since susan B. xenu is a phony…I’m not even offending her…
I was asking a kind question: Hey Susan, why are you alive if there was an article saying that you are dead?
She insulted me…First. Everybody on this site is deluded if you think that I would criticize and elderly person for having dementia. My Grandmothe rhas it.
I said it because she isn’t even real. If any of you agree with Susan’s articles YOU are a crazed failiure in life…Seriously, she IS CRAZY!!!
Why are we even arguing over this?! It’s stupid.
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2:07 pm
Sorry if I offended you Susan. There. Now, just tell me, you obviously aren’t dead, so, where did Chuck D. Finley get the idea that you WERE dead? Sorry for any confusion, but we need to return to the subject.
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6:45 pm
So it was a joke, Susan says…Not funny.
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9:14 pm
@ Metalcore Fan… And stupidity is prime among the heathen young. Had you ever read scripture you’d know the story about Jesus when he rose from the dead and ascended into heaven. Is that so hard to believe? The Lord God works in mysterious ways, just because sister Susan died and was restored to life by God’s will doesn’t make her demented.
I for one am not surprised to hear that God is smiting the hell out of those primitive pagan roo-raping Australians.
It builds good charterer for those ignorant bush people to experience God’s blessed wrath by having God put the torch of justice to their country.
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11:25 pm
exbrony was probably the furry who raped her at the old people home in 2008
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1:39 pm
Heathen young? What about seriously confused adults? Susan didn’t come back to life…Talk about well *demented*. Sorry, I just had to.
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2:50 pm
KBLME, that’s sad.
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2:09 pm
http://christwire.org/2011/07/what-would-jesus-shoot-7-recomendations-for-practicing-youre-2nd-amendment-right/
I will admit Susan, this is a really great article…Where do you get inspired…?
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6:25 pm
Temper temper…
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6:44 pm
Oh! You say it was all a joke…What a crapp.y joke…Then you called all the commenters sodomites…Yep, I recall that part pretty well…WoW.
You just have no bounds, do you?
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1:21 am
I just hope you die worse then a fatality on mortal kombat which is not something to wish onto a person
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2:51 pm
Not that you would succeed.
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1:22 am
OH MY GOD I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT YOUR A FORSAKEN HOLY PREIST I KNEW AZEROTH EXISTED MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2:51 pm
A forsaken holy priest…Tell me more…
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2:04 pm
Jesus H. Christ on a goddamn pogo stick, Metalcore! Learn how to do a Bing! web search.
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6:14 pm
I hate bing. What about google?
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1:54 am
Susan
May I remind you to put your false teeth in your mouth not your ass. Your inbred actions have once again caused concerned up here. Not only do you get the facts wrong, but you have failed in leading the flock from temptation.
All this negativity is only fuelling the dark lord.
THINK BEFORE YOU ACT
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5:34 pm
What do you have against Australia? Did Australia tease you as a child? Did Australia kick your butt on the playground? TELL ME WHAT AUSTRALIA DID TO YOU!!!! >:O
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9:34 pm
“Do you doubt me now?”
yes i mean your dead after all.
So it took you a year to post something new kinda sad did tyson keep you locked up too long or was winkler having too much fun
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10:13 pm
Awh man my post didn’t appear..and I worked so hard on it too… :’(
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12:35 am
I’m starting to think that Susan is secretly an Australian herself who fled to the US.
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2:10 pm
Yeah, so am I. The world is a funny, savage place…
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12:36 am
Glad to hear that you’re safe and sound, ex! I’m drinking a Mountain Goat Pale Ale in your honor! Bottoms up!
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2:10 am
Thanks, Erich. I’m enjoying a Pure Blonde as we speak. It’s hard to get a decent lager up here in benighted, foam-smitten Queensland.
The missus and I live in Brisbane now, but we weren’t silly enough to live in the flood zone. I mean, when you live next to a river that drains a catchment the size of Texas that’s prone to being hit by cyclones what do you think is going to happen?
Honestly, some people!
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2:12 pm
I am happy to know that I don’t live in a flood zone…Yep, I live on the high-ground. Unless the swimming pool overflows, there’s no risk of me drowing in my own home…
Earthquakes anyone? Those are fun. I can’t be drowned in my own own home, but I can be buried alive…Great.
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3:20 pm
at least your weather is consistent.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/71804_10151232639611845_1807510143_n.jpg
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4:14 pm
Yeah, it’s either it’s raining or we have a drought.
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4:15 pm
Well, there’s a bit more variety then THAT…But not much.
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5:09 pm
That picture also applies to Colorado… The weather here never makes any sense
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6:38 pm
In CA it is either A. sunny, B.Foggy Or C.Half-foggy. It’s that simple. It’s sunny today. There will be no variation throughout the entire day…
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1:24 am
At least you don’t live in Texas sheesh we get every type of natural disaster there is we got earth quakes blizzards and even forest fires larger then hell our states weather is a women on her period
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2:52 pm
Forest fires larger than hell…That was a good parralel…
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8:00 pm
Some people’s idea of fun, I guess.
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6:36 pm
Smite…I just love that word…It sound so…So…So religious…
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6:59 am
Does it make you feel tingly in your secret parts?
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9:17 am
it makes me feel tingly
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060121060531/wowwiki/images/a/a0/Epic_paladin.jpg Paladins are epic.
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9:18 am
damnit, I need to learn to check links. WoW is the bane of good gaming.
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9:22 pm
I STARTED TO LIKE YOU THIS IS TOO FAR
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2:25 am
you cannot sit there and tell me WoW has lived up to it’s past in recent installments. I do like the lore though, but I love fantasy.
and DAMMIT! Humans should be on BOTH factions >:C
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3:22 am
The undead were humans. But the Horde doesn’t want any of you human breathers.
Northrend was the best. Cataclysm sucked. At least Pandaclysm isn’t that bad.
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2:53 pm
I’m gonna…Just…Just…Just go $%^& yourself, exbrony.
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9:57 pm
It was a legitimate question. Do you become aroused at the thought of religious violence?
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6:12 pm
No. You are debased. Don’t ask me personal sexual questions, it makes you look like a psycho.
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3:18 am
It was a simple question that required a simple yes/no answer. No need to get your knickers in a twist.
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5:15 pm
No.
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7:05 pm
Hi! just popping by to see what this hell hole called christwire is doing. BTW what about this topic i mean really. Seafoam is a natural phenomenon in which bacteria and plankton are ground up and makes well, foam. Also, Susan just leave before your caretaker comes in and takes your apple III.
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7:15 pm
It’s pretty crazy here.
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8:54 pm
No, seafoam is actually rather common in the tropical areas. Also the only reason you have fires and things is because you have a dry inland. But scratch the you, because you live in the PST, right? That is the west coast of america. Not Australia.
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10:10 pm
Susan has already explained that the sea foam in Queensland is a holy plague sent by the Almighty.
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3:09 pm
I was talking about the hellhole called Christwire. It’s just as crazy in the comments as it ever was…Sorry for confusing you.
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7:58 pm
I have to say it’s great to live in in PST.
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1:26 am
I live in Texas and then spend my other half of my year in Russia you know summer when the Mosquitos don’t want my head
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2:54 pm
Okay…
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9:21 pm
The last video of Australia’s Queen is awful. That woman is the most pale, pasty and sickly looking creature I’ve seen since my last exorcism. No wonder God wants to burn the Aussies out.
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10:11 pm
So your basically bashing on Queen Elizabeth the II.
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11:26 pm
aka his mommmy
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4:09 pm
Tell me about your last exorcism.
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2:12 pm
I hope never to be involved with an exorcism again.
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6:10 pm
You have been involved in them previously?
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3:22 am
Not directly and only the aftermath, after the poor woman was already dead.
Idiot Christians kill mentally ill people in exorcisms all the time.
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5:16 pm
How did they kill her?
BTW, I’d watch out with using the word idiot. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones…
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9:43 pm
“I’d watch out with using the word idiot.”
OK, what word would you use to describe Christians who kill mentally ill women and children during exorcisms?
To answer your question, they killed her by physically abusing her until she had a heart attack. To reiterate, I had nothing to do with the it; in the aftermath I had brief but related professional contact with one of the idiots involved.
I didn’t even realise that it was practically 20 years ago today. Wow. Time flies.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/exorcism-of-god-fearing-joan-vollmer-led-to-her-bizarre-and-violent-death/story-fnat7jnn-1226564408178
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7:12 pm
By what I’ve seen of you, no contact that you have is professional.
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10:25 pm
Well, that’s very mature of you.
What do you think about the fact that Christians kill hundreds of women and children during exorcisms?
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10:27 pm
Hundreds? Whatever. I haven’t been involved in ANY…And I don’t want to. Let’s leave it at that.
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10:43 pm
Oh yeah, hundreds of women and children have been killed in exorcisms in recent years.
http://whatstheharm.net/exorcisms.html
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7:49 pm
There is a reason to avoid exorcisms…
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12:16 pm
What reason is that? Because idiot Christians tend to kill people while trying to cast out non-existent demons?
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11:37 pm
Guise… GUISE! it’s horrible! look!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130129230221/mlp/images/d/d0/Princess_Coronation_Clip,_Twilight_Sparkle.jpg
the world has gone completely mad!
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12:08 am
Why is Alicorn Twilight causing so much butthurt and outrage from the Bronies?
I don’t see a problem with it… Although, I haven’t seen any of Season 3 yet…
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9:23 am
it’s a problem because this is what the show seemingly builds up to, where is it supposed to go from here? and what about her friends? she is now at a completely different level than them.
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12:07 pm
Not being a brony I have no opinion.
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1:22 pm
In my honest opnion, end the show after 3 seasons… Sure that would piss off A LOT of Bronies… But I feel that a show should never keep going just for the sake of having episodes… When a show goes on longer than needed, the quality slowly gets worse…
They wrote themselves into a corner… I honestly think they should just quit while their somewhat ahead…
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1:32 pm
Didn’t know that it had a plot complex enough to get upset over…It’s easy to kill a story in the writing process…I’ve done it multiple times. You think you’ve written a masterpiece, but as you read it you go : Oh! f!ck! I wrote THAT?! Then you go get mental help…
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1:34 pm
I actually think it’s cool to see just how far people will go with a show…It can get ugly…Real ugly.
It happens to almost every T.V. show in existence…The moral of the story: Know when the game is over and you can do nothing more to make it any better.
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1:55 pm
they projected 6 seasons. I’m fine if it ends here tbh. the fandom will stay alive. what I’m not okay with is if this is only a middle point. there is no way to effectively continue, short of ignoring the entire fact that Twilight is a Princess.
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2:37 pm
“Didn’t know that it had a plot complex enough to get upset over”
Bronies… Well, a lot of Bronies get butthurt and pissed off about even the simplest of things… They make me question being a Brony sometimes….
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2:46 pm
What is the simple thing that is causing you so much pain?
Man, I haven’t been annoyed with the media since Howard Jones left K.S.E…And I got over that pretty quick…
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3:08 pm
there is no way to effectively continue, short of ignoring the entire fact that Twilight is a Princess…
…Kill her off? That looks like a solution to me…
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1:36 pm
and what about her friends? she is now at a completely different level than them…
Class warfare? Murder for veangeance?…They still could do a tone of things…Assasination?
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1:27 am
No it can’t be eh I can’t do it HIT IT LUKE
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2:55 pm
Remind me…what’s the problem?
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2:56 pm
the world has gone completely mad!
…Yes siree, it has.
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3:02 pm
That’s old news…
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7:09 am
UPDATE: The plagues continue!
The Almighty is now smiting Queensland with a biblical plague of sharks to follow the cyclone, the flood and the sea foam.
It’s fitting that a flood should bring out the Noahs! Who says that the LORD doesn’t have a sense of humour?
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/hungry-sharks-move-in-after-floods-20130201-2dp9q.html
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8:19 am
Queensland is where the GBR is so sharks are rather common.
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12:05 pm
Bull sharks aren’t reef sharks.
They spend more time swimming around the streets of Queensland.
From wiki: “One was reportedly seen swimming the flooded streets of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, during the Queensland floods of late 2010/early 2011. Several were sighted in one of the main streets of Goodna, Queensland, Australia, shortly after the peak of the January, 2011, floods.”
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4:34 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=S5adHJL7Wj0
It’s just an everyday disaster.
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3:06 pm
Sharks…Biblical plague…Hardly…
Don’t try to bleed out an old joke for longer than it was meant to last…
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2:17 pm
Do you think that you know the mind of the Almighty?
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6:09 pm
No, neither do you. I just know that there is no “plague of sharks” in the Bible…
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3:22 am
I never said that there was a plague of sharks in the bible.
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5:17 pm
You called it “Biblical”.
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9:45 pm
“Biblical” doesn’t necessarily mean that it was actually in the bible.
I was using it in the sense of being suggestive of biblical stories.
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7:11 pm
Ah, suggestive.
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3:07 pm
Who says the LORD doesn’t have a sense of humor…?
No one.
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2:16 pm
OK then. What are the funny bits in the bible?
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6:08 pm
I don’t know, I don’t even look at the Bible in that sort of light.
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3:26 am
There is plenty of hilarious stuff in the bible.
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5:17 pm
Depending upon how you look at it, yes.
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9:45 pm
Which are your favourite funny bits?
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5:13 pm
None. This is not a topic that is open for discussion. Especially not with YOU. You have to realize that the way you act makes you a very hard to like person.
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10:27 pm
You don’t get to decide what topics are up for discussion.
You also have to realise that the way you act makes you difficult to like.
But I still like you. I think there is still hope.
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10:29 pm
I don’t have any. I can just stop talking to you. I can end it all whenever I want. I’m not waiting at your bidding.
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10:40 pm
“I can end it all whenever I want”
I hope you’re not talking about hurting yourself. Please don’t. You have your whole life ahead of you, and it gets better.
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10:45 pm
Better than yours, I hope…
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10:50 pm
So you’re OK?
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8:16 am
my favorite bit was when it rained frogs because seriously, God?
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9:12 pm
Laughing out loud! Those frogs were great. Jehovah really is the Orignal Prankster!
Another funny bit is how you must chop the hand off any woman who tries to stop her husband being beaten up by grabbing the other guy’s genitals.
Or Exodus 4:24-27, where God tries to kill Moses but his wife saves him by cutting off their kid’s foreskin and touching it to Moses’s pen0r.
I have collected some of my favourite funny bible moments into an article I hope to publish on the Holy Site very soon.
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7:48 pm
Nice try, this site is out of order.
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1:20 pm
It’s not just that, bull sharks are the only sharks that can swim in fresh and saltwater. And they surround the coast of australia to. So what now bitch!
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2:57 pm
Tell it to him!
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2:23 pm
Um… Metalcore, what is it that you think I just got told?
Bear in mind that I live in Queensland and so knowledge of bull-shark habitat and behaviour is a matter of life and death for me.
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5:58 pm
It should be…Otherwise you would be dead by now…
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3:28 am
Again, what did you mean by “Tell it to him!”
What do you think I got “told”?
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5:19 pm
He called you a bitch. Sorry, but yep, that’s what I was talking about. It’s wrong, but unfortunatly, it’s true.
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9:47 pm
Pfft. I couldn’t care less what he/she calls me.
But I don’t like to see people using misogynist language like that.
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5:11 pm
It was true. You are flat-out annoying.
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3:01 pm
Welcome to war!
Everybody knows you and everybody told you that nobody needs you and nobody cares. Everybody is at war with their fingers on the board. What’s real (and) what’s in your head. You release your poison to the world.
This is the modern plague.
Welcome to war! You can’t escape!
If this is real, I´d rather go blind then have this world pulled over my eyes! Cause in the end, it’s all in my mind and you’re the one who’s left behind!
Everybody knows you and everybody told you that nobody needs you and nobody cares. Everybody is caught in a world of make believe.
Get a life – this is not real. We allow our-self’s to be deceived. A virus, no one could heal.
Welcome to war! You can’t escape!
If this is real, I´d rather go blind then have this world pulled over my eyes! Cause in the end, it’s all in my mind and you’re the one who’s left behind!
F Y I -
i don’t care if you fuc.king die!
Such a perceptive song…Andreas Dorner can write such good lyrics…
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3:03 pm
MORE Caliban?! WoW, are they your favorite artist? I’m sure that there are artists that are much better…
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3:04 pm
They are the most underrated band of all time.
I <3 Caliban!!! Always!!! 4 evr!!!
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8:08 pm
Looks like a good lyric, but, Metal music? Why?
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3:39 pm
Ok I’m done here for now. See you in a month! Also metal, do you have anything better to do instead of surveying christwire all day.
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3:58 pm
See you in a month…I’ll be waiting…
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9:26 pm
I’m stalking him from a distance long enough that it is not stalking hehehehehe I will know every last move
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10:30 pm
Also just this one thing before I get trapped in the pandorica for one month. I will be watching you, stalking you, and also was that thing to me jes or metal? I am watching you christwire… *Daleks take me and seal me in the pandorica* Goodbye MWA HA HA HA!
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10:32 pm
I feel creepy :3
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2:20 pm
You are.
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4:06 pm
You like the wrong doctor 7 is the true doctor aka Sylvester McCoy
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6:49 pm
Never saw that one.
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4:12 pm
Why do I only get half of the comments posted, in my inbox…You can’t subscribe to so many articles that it limits the number of emails you recieve, can you?
Computers.
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11:43 pm
today I used Engineering skills to move imaginary resources from an imaginary hhole in the ground to imaginary tools.
I then took those imaginary tools and used them to make imaginary circuitry so I could better move the imaginary resources through imaginary electronic signals.
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12:19 am
@4PR1CoT – Yeah we’ve all have heard of masturbation… I’d hate for you to go around for the rest of your life thinking you invented it. And since the advent of electricity fancy vibrators or all kinds have been popular. Put the toys away young man and go to bed. God watches your every move. Pray now for His forgiveness, tomorrow morning may never come for you.
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1:07 am
All young men should be constantly reminded that Jesus watches them touching themselves.
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4:51 pm
The fact it’s been proven to decrease chances of prostate cancer if you do proves that it’s not wrong and Jesus is gay
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8:09 pm
For once, you are right.
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10:35 am
that has nothing to do with Minecraft. Also, stop sneaking outside my window you pervy old man!
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12:29 pm
4pricot, I understand how difficult it can be to refrain from self-fornication.
The solution is to refrain from listening to music that makes you secksually aroused.
As an AC/DC fan, I can no longer permit myself to watch The Casanovas performing Shake It.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ePr7IvSrs
It doesn’t matter whether you’re gay, straight or half-rice, half-chips. By the end of that clip you’ll be standing to attention with the sloop pointing north and a Sydney Morning Herald ablaze in the back door.
Clearly, nobody should watch it. Ever.
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8:07 pm
My head hurts…
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2:51 am
I guess I’ll just have to stop listening to music… but that won’t stop me from thinking about getting beaten half to death by lithe women with murderous tendencies while they mock my futile attempts to escape.
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3:30 am
Kinky!
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4:08 pm
I thought I was the only one who was into s&m
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8:20 am
my avatar is Suzaku, that should explain everything.
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5:56 am
Ok, this has to be the most ridiculous articles I’ve read in a long, long time. Now, before all you looneys out there go crazy with the replies, I live in Queenslands capital, Brisbane, and I am a Christian. You don’t even have to read any of the article to find major flaws. The picture of a “typical Australian” is racist on an unimaginable level. That would be like me showing a picture of an obese man in a cowboy hat, holding a shotgun, wearing denim overalls, standing in front of the American Flag with an eagle and saying that he’s a “typical American”. Giving in to stereotypes like that is just unprofessional and stupid. And the picture of “homeless children looking for their parents” is one of the worst observations I’ve seen. If you’d bothered to read any of the local news reports, you’ll know that no one died or went missing due to the foam. The people that did die or go missing were swept away by flood waters or hit by falling trees. Also, the foam is extremely light and fluffy. There is footage of people riding their bikes and walking through the foam as if it wasn’t there! You do see foam covering entire beaches sometimes, it’s only gotten news attention because it has actually made it’s way up to ONE caravan park ON the beach. And lastly, the whole point of the article itself. It is common knowledge that Australia is a pretty hot place in summer (hence the fires in other parts of the country, which happen every summer). Now, when you take heat to water in the ocean, it evaporates into the clouds and later comes back down as rain. What you didn’t (“forgot”) to say was that Queensland had been through a massive heatwave days before the rain came. Due to certain weather conditions, the clouds had not released their water, and had formed with ex-tropical cyclone Oswald (notice the prefix). Massive rains like this happen every year in Queensland, and 2 years ago it was a natural disaster! Did God smite us then as well? The point is, it happens! Just like tornadoes in parts of Texas , it part of the risk of living there. Please, do some research the next time you decide to write an article, or do us all a favour and burn your computer and never write an article ever again.
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7:54 pm
I go to comment on Christwire, look over the comments and think: “Some people…”…And then don’t comment.
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11:56 pm
Verse 1
*Ahem*
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii
I am the great mighty poo,
and I’m going to throw my sh*t at you!
A huge supply of tish,
comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat you little twat?
Verse 2
Do you really think you’ll survive in here?
You don’t seem to know which creek you’re in.
Sweet corn is the only thing,
that makes it through my rear.
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more caviar.
Verse 3
Now I’m really getting rather mad,
you’re like an niggly, tiggly, sh*tty, little, tag nut!
When I’ve knocked you out with all my bab,
I’m going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt!?
GMP: That’s right my butt!
Conker: Urgh
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Eww!
GMP: My buuuuuutt!
Verse 4
(each line is carried one pitch higher)
Ahhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhhh!
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4:50 pm
That’s very disrespectful.
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4:59 pm
Yeah, I know. I have no idea why someone would post that horror.
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