• Beyonce Realizes That She Ruined The Super Bowl With Nude Stripper Dancing, Asks Internet To Remove Her Photos

    February 10, 2013 2:36 am 36 comments

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    In an truly wonderful act of kindness, Beyonce Knowles has admitted to ruining the Super bowl halftime show, and her managers have requested the Internet to remove all images of her performance. I applauded the fact that they acknowledged her dreadful performance, and only wish that Madonna’s managers would have done the same thing. I hope that next year, we can finally have some true halftime entertainment, like Rush Limbaugh doing a live broadcast, or Kirk Cameron showing a 30 minute clip of his newest movie. Something that will entertain everyone. At least Beyonce didn’t have a “wardrobe malfunction”, but that was because she wasn’t wearing hardly anything.

    Below are some of the reasons that this halftime show was a disgrace to all Americans and blacks everywhere. BEFORE VIEWING THESE IMAGES, MAKE ALL WOMEN, CHILDREN OR PEOPLE WITH WEAK STOMACHS OR HEART CONDITIONS LEAVE THE ROOM.

    Beyonce goes into a Tribal Rage seizure when her microphone quits woking.

    Beyonce goes into a Tribal Rage seizure when her microphone quits woking.

    Beyonce signals for a touchdown, even though the player was clearly down.

    Beyonce signals for a touchdown, even though the player was clearly down.

    Beyonce screams at Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha to get off her stage.

    Beyonce screams at Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha to get off her stage.

    As if those weren’t bad enough, we saw a subliminal advertisement for the Walking Dead show featuring Beyonce in the third season. The producers of that vile show are really digging deep this year.

    Walking Dead advertisement during the Super Bowl.

    Walking Dead advertisement during the Super Bowl.

    Please join with me in petitioning the NFL and Obama to make next year’s Super Bowl halftime show more appropriate for Christians and our children. Thank you for your love and support, and may God bless you all. Have a safe and Hipped-Hopper free day.

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    Bruce Myron Danus Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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