God smites evolutionist lungfish in new Queensland flood
A bit fishy: An Australian tries to rescue a lungfish that had been struck by the wrath of the Almighty yesterday.
IT’S no secret that God hates evolution, so it’s no surprise that He chose to smite an evolutionist lungfish as He smote Queensland with yet another holy flood this week.
As Sister Susan has so insightfully reported, God has been smiting the Australian redneck state of Queensland with fires, floods, cyclones and sea foam all year. This plague of plagues has followed on from the floods of 2011, during which God killed some 40 Queenslanders in his holy rage.
Until now, the reason for God’s anger has remained a mystery. But news footage from the flooded town of Gympie this week may just provide a clue. The footage shows a Gympie woman trying to rescue a large lungfish that had been stranded in the middle of town after the Mary River broke its banks.
Could it be that God has visited all these plagues upon Queensland simply because He hates lungfish?
Atheists love lungfish because they think the dumb animals prove evolution by showing how
prehistoric fish could evolve lungs and waddle out of the water or something.
Lungfish, along with tiktaalik, archeopteryx and countless other stupid animals that God smote
into oblivion up to but no longer than 7000 years ago are frequently held up as being
“transitional forms”. They are said to provide a kind of diary of evolution over hundreds of
millions of years. Clearly this is just a scientific fairy tale as it contradicts not just one of the
accounts of creation in Genesis but both of them!
Over to you: Do you like lungfish? Do you think God is deliberately targeting them in His
relentless carpet-flooding of Queensland? What animal do you think He should target next in
His campaign of extermination?
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Arthur Durry is a lively, inactive Australian whose interests include biblical exegesis, cricket and seafood. Formerly known as Exbrony, he was never a brony.
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Testing…
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“IT’S no secret that God hates evolution”
I guess that mean’s even non-christains have proof about evolution. I mean if god hates it then it must be real I mean you can’t hate something that isn’t there after all and he is the all knowing he’s know if its a trick or not….well unless it’s the gays tricking him like susan once said.
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Have you searched lungfish up? They have lungs because when the lake dries up they need to bury themselves in wet sand to breath. Wondering why people believe in evolution? Its the survival for the fittest, we change ourselves. Like milk, for example, thousands of years ago we couldn’t drink it without bringing it back up again, so we kept drinking it over and over again because it was a source of food, ( survival), and eventually we got uses to it and most of us today can drink it. Also if gods so in control then why are “stuipid” animals created? Why didn’t all the lungfish die? Surely god could wipe them out with one mighty ZAP. No? OK, I know! Satan created them! So eventually giant fish will take over the world! Right, so all weird animals are evil, OK? Yeah. Makes perfect sense. Your report doesn’t sound dum and unresearched at ALL. So god created lungfish as an experiment? No! Because god is never wrong! Satan can’t create them because god is so powerful and great. So what happened? AHA. Evoulution. SCIENCE. OK, you waste your life ranting about clever yet weird animals. Have fun.
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“They have lungs because when the lake dries up they need to bury themselves in wet sand to breath. ”
I think you’ll find that Queensland lungfish don’t do that. You might be thinking of the African ones.
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I just hope your not serious. :/
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I *live* in Queensland. Of course I’m serious. God is sending yet another cyclone at us as we speak.
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Instead of reaching out in Christ, in LOVE to people, you spread this idiocy?
God does not hate his own creation, and certainly is not angry enough at a “dumb animal” to cause such destruction and loss of human life (which we know is precious to him).
I so hope that anyone who does not yet know Jesus and reads stuff on this site will find him in all the stupidity – hopefully somehwere else.
“Then Christ will make his home in your hearts as you trust in him. Your roots will grow down into God’s love and keep you strong. And may you have the power to understand, as all God’s people should, how wide, how long, how high, and how deep his love is. May you experience the love of Christ, though it is too great to understand fully. Then you will be made complete with all the fullness of life and power that comes from God.” (Eph 3:17-19)
I hope the writers of all these articles come to understand God, because “if I speak with human eloquence and angelic ecstasy but don’t love, I’m nothing but the creaking of a rusty gate.
If I speak God’s Word with power, revealing all his mysteries and making everything plain as day, and if I have faith that says to a mountain, “Jump,” and it jumps, but I don’t love, I’m nothing.
If I give everything I own to the poor and even go to the stake to be burned as a martyr, but I don’t love, I’ve gotten nowhere. So, no matter what I say, what I believe, and what I do, I’m bankrupt without love.”
(1 Cor 13:1-7)
Evolution has no evidence to back it up whatsoever. God doesn’t need to cause such destruction over it. He doesn’t need to prove himself to anyone. He can’t be angry at a theory, an idea.
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“human life (which we know is precious to him).”
Which is why he created malaria…
“Evolution has no evidence to back it up whatsoever”
Saying something over and over again doesn’t make it true.
BTW, don’t you think that Ephesians is pseudepigrapha?
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evolution has plenty of evidence look up the facts before spouting bull*hit
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and don’t tell me its not real because its not in the bible there are plenty of things not mentioned in the bible that are real.
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God must be one hell of a douchebag if he fucks up Queensland just for some mere fish.
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