Michelle Obama’s Slutty Oscar Dress Force Iran to Hide Her Bared Shoulders

Michelle Obama continues to embarass America by not acting like a lady.  We all saw her sultry prom photo where she let Neil DeGrasse Tyson get himself a heavy eyescoop of her Nestle Milk Chocolates and probably let him have some YooHoo! time with her later if you get my drift.

Then we saw her teaching her daughter to be hip floozies by playing Hula Hoops and then even saw her when she dared touch Queen Elizabeth with her bared hands.  All of these social fupahs are sickening to me, but nothing more embarassing than Lady O’s latest antics:

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING IMAGE MEDIA CONTAINS A SHOWGIRL BARING HER SHOULDERS IN FRONT OF OUR BRAVE TROOPS.  PLEASE DEMAND ALL WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE THE BIG REVEAL THAT WILL LOVE YOU SHOCKED.  PLEASE PRAY BEFORE VIEWING.

In the image to the left, you can see that Michelle Obama is breaking the Oscar Rules and trying to show off the most flesh possible.  What sort of ‘woman married’ shows off her shoulders like this?  We always saw Laura Bush covering up her arms like a lady.  We never saw Nancy Reagan being a flasher like this.

But look up above. Those brave men and women are forced to stand there behind Michelle Obama, like it is fine and normal to dress like this on tv when you are the fist lady of MY country!  Obama has ordered them all to stand there, “Or be court-marshalled and discharged without honor!”

Now when you look to the right, you can see that Iran’s media had to edit out Michelle Obama’s sinful shoulders.  We are trying to teach those people how to be a moral country, but then Michelle Obama goes and pulls a stunt like this.  How sick can you be?