• New X and Y Pokemon Revealed for E3 2013

    February 10, 2013 7:36 pm 73 comments

    My fellow comrades:

    I have come across some dazzling new information about the X and Y Pokemon games and what they contain. They contain vile homogay creatures that will teach our children and teens that homosexuality is OK! It is not OK with me and my church! These X and Y Pokemon are a danger to innocent children and teens!

    These new X and Y Pokemon games are dangerous to everyone. The Nintendo Studios and the website, www.hyrulecentral.net, are working together to target a new audience or at least they hope they do when they reveal these final promo X and Y Pokemon at the E3 2013 Conference! Here are a few of the new X and Y Pokemon you and your children and teens will see at the upcoming E3 2013 conference:

    Fangle

    Fangle

    This new X and Y Pokemon called, “Fangle” is the most recent of the new pokemon from the new X and Y games to be revealed at the upcoming E3 2013 conference. Not much is known about it other than its orgins were put together after the creator of pokemon went to muscle beach and saw that gays were flaunting their legs muscles trying to attract a mate.

    milbouch

    milbouch

    This X and Y Pokemon called, “Milbouch” is one of the fan favorites on many different forums around the world wide web. This pokemon in particular has the clamdabbling qualities of a super buff cow-like Ellen. This has another form that was featured in the second season of the pokemon games called, “Miltank”. A name given for a pokemon with such distracting physical attributes.

    Fanktern

    Fanktern

    This pokemon called, “Fanktern” from the new X and Y Pokemon games is an obvious idiom. The symbolism here is that it is a flying/grass type pokemon. But, as you can see, this pokemon is far too big to fly let alone walk anywhere with that kind of weight. The idiom here is that this morbidly obese creature can’t fly because it’s TOO HEAVY. I think Nintendo studios needs to evaluate that X and Y Pokemon a little better.

    Gothinite

    Gothinite

    And finally, this is the new X and Y Pokemon called, “Gothinite”. A dark name for a dark pokemon I suppose. This is the evolutionary form from it’s previous form, “Gardevoir” in the fourth season of the pokemon games. The new X and Y Pokemon games have a little bit of a darker story to them than the previous games. So beware of the darkness and satanic references in these newer pokemon games.

    This is all of the information I have for you all at this time about this particular X and Y Pokemon reveal. The E3 2013 conference will be held this summer. I will hopefully have found more information that can help take these games off the market and rid our children’s minds of nonsense.

    Please, take care and God Bless.

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