New X and Y Pokemon Revealed for E3 2013
My fellow comrades:
I have come across some dazzling new information about the X and Y Pokemon games and what they contain. They contain vile homogay creatures that will teach our children and teens that homosexuality is OK! It is not OK with me and my church! These X and Y Pokemon are a danger to innocent children and teens!
These new X and Y Pokemon games are dangerous to everyone. The Nintendo Studios and the website, www.hyrulecentral.net, are working together to target a new audience or at least they hope they do when they reveal these final promo X and Y Pokemon at the E3 2013 Conference! Here are a few of the new X and Y Pokemon you and your children and teens will see at the upcoming E3 2013 conference:
Fangle
This new X and Y Pokemon called, “Fangle” is the most recent of the new pokemon from the new X and Y games to be revealed at the upcoming E3 2013 conference. Not much is known about it other than its orgins were put together after the creator of pokemon went to muscle beach and saw that gays were flaunting their legs muscles trying to attract a mate.
milbouch
This X and Y Pokemon called, “Milbouch” is one of the fan favorites on many different forums around the world wide web. This pokemon in particular has the clamdabbling qualities of a super buff cow-like Ellen. This has another form that was featured in the second season of the pokemon games called, “Miltank”. A name given for a pokemon with such distracting physical attributes.
Fanktern
This pokemon called, “Fanktern” from the new X and Y Pokemon games is an obvious idiom. The symbolism here is that it is a flying/grass type pokemon. But, as you can see, this pokemon is far too big to fly let alone walk anywhere with that kind of weight. The idiom here is that this morbidly obese creature can’t fly because it’s TOO HEAVY. I think Nintendo studios needs to evaluate that X and Y Pokemon a little better.
Gothinite
And finally, this is the new X and Y Pokemon called, “Gothinite”. A dark name for a dark pokemon I suppose. This is the evolutionary form from it’s previous form, “Gardevoir” in the fourth season of the pokemon games. The new X and Y Pokemon games have a little bit of a darker story to them than the previous games. So beware of the darkness and satanic references in these newer pokemon games.
This is all of the information I have for you all at this time about this particular X and Y Pokemon reveal. The E3 2013 conference will be held this summer. I will hopefully have found more information that can help take these games off the market and rid our children’s minds of nonsense.
Please, take care and God Bless.
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Author: Sandra O'connor
8:02 pm
NOT MORE POKEMON!!!
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12:41 pm
Bro. Don’t worry. None of these are REAL pokemon. That fangle thing is a joke… the real pokemon is called a ditto, and doesn’t have legs, it’s like a lump, sticking out of the ground, like a mole. The others are just fanart combinations of other pokemon in the series.
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8:03 pm
I like saw the article and froze…No…Not again.
WHYYYYYYYY? ARGHHHGGHHCK!
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8:05 pm
You know Sandra…If you met God…I don’t think that even HE would live up to your standards…He’s probably playing Pokemon right now…
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9:36 pm
Really? I thought God didn’t believe in evolution.
Has a squirtle ever given birth to a bulbasaur? I don’t think so!
And if charizards come from charmanders, why are there still charmanders?
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9:44 pm
I don’t play pokemon, but I know that the characters grow and they just call it evolution.
It’s not an over a million years deal.
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9:35 am
except I have a level 100 Snivy
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9:36 am
whoops. that was for Millenium
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11:24 pm
ever heard of Laying egges
Lets said charmander is a child charmeleons ia a Teen and charizard is well the adult 2 charizard ( male and female ) will amke .. well yous ee ) and lay an eggs but The eggs that will hatch will be the children form of it
It’s called simple Biology actually
As for the article it’s just plain simple those are “fan made” opf actualy pokemon The first is a diglett
second is a Milk Tank third I forgot the name pretty Much sur its the Big ass water whale pokemon
The last One is a psychic/grass type of Pokemon who also ahs a French name
a Side note
It is not OK with me and my church!
we don,t care about what you think anyway as far as I’m concerned USA is a democratic republic with a constitution and you don,t have anything to said In politic neither
So who cares what you think and what you gonna do about it
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2:01 am
“It’s called simple Biology actually”
Sigh. I was mocking the nonsensical arguments that creationists like Metalcore use against evolution.
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7:40 pm
You are so frustrating.
I am so prideful that I don’t acknowledge that there is evidence for evolution.
The way you act is just an example of pure, unadulterated arrogance.
I acknowledge that there my be some truth in your argument. Why is it so hard for you to do the same to me?
You just treat me the way you do because there is no one else here who will stand up to you.
You just show your disdain of me and my beleifs in every way possible. It doesn’t make you look smart, just downright mean.
Remember…If you are doing the right thing…You usually stand alone. That is so true.
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1:23 am
“I am so prideful that I don’t acknowledge that there is evidence for evolution.”
Huh?
“The way you act is just an example of pure, unadulterated arrogance.”
Even if that were true, it would have nothing to do with the truth or otherwise of what I say. Try to focus on content rather than tone.
“I acknowledge that there my be some truth in your argument. Why is it so hard for you to do the same to me?”
What have you acknowledged? All I see is you clinging to fundy dogma.
I will happily acknowledge any truth I find in any of your arguments. I will let you know when I find some.
“Remember…If you are doing the right thing…You usually stand alone. That is so true.”
Nonsense. Anyone can define themselves as “standing alone” for any reason. NAMBLA stands alone when it comes to legalising pedophilia.
And how are you “standing alone” when you are a white American Christian? You are part of an exceedingly privileged majority.
Get down off the cross.
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10:47 pm
Huh?
I messed that one up…Big time…
Let me say it better…
I am not arrogant to the degree that I deny other people’s eligible evidence supporting their claims…
You don’t. You have this idea in your head that it’s gonna be your way or the highway. Then you expect me to go along with it.
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4:41 am
Metalcore,
You have yet to show me any evidence supporting the anti-scientific dogma with which you have been indoctrinated.
If you ever do produce any I will be more than happy to acknowledge it.
I’m the one with the open mind here. All I need to change my views is some good evidence.
You, on the other hand, cling to your views in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary (eg, the entire body of scientific knowledge about the history of this planet and the life that exists on it).
To claim that the overwhelming majority of the world’s biologists, paleontologists, cosmologists, physicists, astronomers, geologists and ancient historians are not just wrong but are not-even-in-the-ballpark wrong, and are in an interlocking matrix of not-even-in-the-ballpark wrong where all their mistakes closely agree with each other is arrogance of the highest order.
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12:47 am
Milotic and don’t search milotic on the Internet that and gardevoir
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5:54 am
All he has to do it push the B button and boom no evolution.
Or is that too much for god to know?
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7:43 pm
Can I get a pokemon player to state the fact that pokemon characters DON’T take a million years to transform? Anyone? I know they don’t. It’s something like metamorphisis as you progress along the levels of the game, isn’t it?
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8:31 am
The tragically hilarious thing is that you imagine the almighty creator of the universe taking time off from his busy schedule of torturing dead homosexuals like Oscar Wilde, Liberace, Peter Allen and Alan Turing to relax by playing a child’s video game.
Truly, man (or, in this case, boy) does make god in his own image.
I’ll bet Yahweh can’t wait to get his hands on John Barrowman and Lance Bass. Those naughty, naughty little gay-sex-having rascals!
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7:35 pm
Oh, you know that’s not what I meant. I hate how you look at me and God like it’s some sort of joke…I get tired of it.
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1:28 am
That’s not what you meant? Please explain what you did mean by “He’s probably playing Pokemon right now”.
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10:44 pm
It was a joke…
Know a good joke when you see it.
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7:41 pm
He is merciful enough to let you live…
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1:26 am
Oh yes, so very, very merciful. Which is why you imagine him to be torturing Alan Turing for all eternity.
Turing helped end the Second World War, possibly saving millions of lives, but he was gay so he goes straight into the lake of fire, right?
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10:44 pm
Yep…
…Here’s a little peice of fiction…A parable, per say.
A man dedicates his life to saving children from salvery in africa…And he then murders someone and is caught. He says to the judge: But I have done so much good in the world…You can’t condemn ME.
If the judge is a righteous judge, he will punish the man for his crime, no matter what degree of good he has done…
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4:49 am
Oh, and what crime did Alan Turing commit?
He had sex with a man, and for that he was hauled before the courts, convicted and forced to undergo chemical castration, which caused him to grow breasts.
All of this forced him to suicide — this great man who practically invented the computer and helped end the most destructive war in the history of humanity (not to mention the small matter of the holocaust).
And now you think it is right for the god you worship to torture him for all eternity, just because he had sex with a man?
That’s incredibly sick. It takes a mind twisted by religion to see justice in that.
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7:44 pm
You know, it is considered rude to patronize. At least I comment like an adult now. Seeing you talk assures me that I’m maturing.
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11:47 pm
Still more interested in Fennekin, but thanks anyway. =P
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5:04 am
POKEMON IS A SIN AND SO ARE PONIES AND ANYTHING ANIME. IF YOUR CHILD WATCHES ANIME MAY THEY BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY
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5:52 am
Oh look another pokemon story can’t wait to read the NEXT pokemon story you pull out of your butt.
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9:04 am
“Fangle” is just the combination of a Diglett and a Machamp or Machoke…
“Milbouch” is a combination of a Miltank and a Machoke…
“Fanktern” is a combination of a Chikorita and a Wailord…
“Gothinite” is a combination of a Gardevoir and a Milotic…
All of these are fan made sprites…None of these are real or ever will be real…
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5:44 am
These cockfighting games are disgusting.
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5:46 am
Jynx is exceedingly racist.
Also Hitmonchan. Most Asians are terrible at kung fu.
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6:23 am
Ya i miss the 90′s too site’s like this wont not around.
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7:04 am
They fixed Jynx… Despite the fact they didn’t intend for it to look like blackface
Hitmonchan is loosely based on Jackie Chan… Since his counterpart, Hitmonlee, is named after Bruce Lee… The third one, Hitmontop, is based on a top.. He is irrelevant…
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9:55 pm
I’m sorry to admit this…I accidentally liked your comment.
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12:57 am
REALLLY THIS GETS OLD LIKE THE ENTIRE GAMING COMMUNITY DOES NOT GET WHY IT SUPPORTS COCKFIGHTING OLD look I get it its animals fighting each other animals fight each other in real life you do realize every single Pokemon before are wild so they have wild instincts which is why they fight think of it as a duel and they two Pokemon are a Mage and. Warlock but with animals yes I get it pokemon has attracted criticisms from people who know nothing about it ever heard the phrase don’t knock it till you try it so play the games understand it and boom you might see why it is not odd these things by nature fight each other making them fight each other for entertainment is bad but they are fighting each other on their own I mean come on its like pointless gat controversy yes games are violent do they cause violence no here is my stance on any thing against video games YES BECAUSE BEFORE VIDEO GAMES IT WAS ALL PEACEFUL
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8:15 am
Er… OK. I’m sorry. I was under the impression that one of Jynx’s special powers is to make voodoo dolls.
So it’s just coincidental that an obese black woman with giant red, rubbery lips makes both jazz hands and voodoo dolls?
Smoochum is an equally offensive picaninny stereotype.
I think you’ll find that those Pokemon scumbags knew exactly what they were doing.
I think they just shat themselves at the backlash because they didn’t realise that Western society is nowhere near as racist as Japanese society.
The Japanese have a long history of being especially racist against the Chinese — dating back way before the Rape of Nanking.
It’s not hard to imagine that Hitmontop might not be irrelevant.
The fact that Pokemon has created a trichotomy of “Chan”, “Lee” and “Top” might suggest that it means to portray Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee as homosexual “bottoms”, the implication being that they are weak and effeminate (many Japanese being entirely ignorant of the “power bottom” phenomenon).
This impression is only heightened by the fact that Hitmonchan is depicted as wearing a skirt.
Japane isn’t exactly Disneyland for homosexuals. I don’t know for sure if Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee are racist and/or homophobic, but given the whole Jynx-Smoochum thing I wouldn’t be surprised.
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12:59 am
Read her description she makes voodoo dolls too torture the souks of the prey that it has killed
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10:15 pm
When… When has a Jynx ever been able to do this?
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6:41 pm
Comics manga and I believe her gold description
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9:32 pm
Yes… Lorelei’s Jynx could make voodoo dolls in the manga… But nowhere else has Jynx done this…
Her Gold description just talks about dancing…
“Gold
It rocks its body rhythmically. It appears to alter the rhythm depending on how it is feeling.”
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9:27 am
Jynx has never had the ability to make voodoo dolls… I mean she is a Psychic type… About her only real “special” ability is that people seem to want to dance with her when she dances…
Jynx is said to be based of many things… Possibly Ganguro (Which is popular in Japan) or even the Japanese myth of Yuki-Onna… Or more likely the myth of the Yama-Uba… A lot of Pokemon are based off of Japanese folklore, so it’s likely that Jynx follows the same pattern…
I will admit that the Japanese have been racist in the past… Like how in old manga, they would depict African Americans as typical blackface…
I only said that Hitmontop was irrelevant because it broke the naming pattern set by Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee…
Also, they wouldn’t be thought of as “weak” or “effeminate”… Since they are Fighting type Pokemon and can learn some of the strongest and most versatile moves… I think Hitmonchan/Lee/ and Top are still even considered strong according to competition charts…
Also also… Hitmonchan’s “skirt” is suppose to look like boxing shorts… ‘Cause he’s a boxer… And also loosely based off of Little Mac from the NES game “Punchout”
I didn’t defend Smoochum mostly because I don’t know much about it in general…
PS: I hope I’m not coming on as hostile… Because I really don’t meant to… Just statig my case…
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10:05 am
.”About her only real “special” ability is that people seem to want to dance with her when she dances”
I forgot to mention that. That’s also a racist stereotype, the old “boogie-woogie fever”, in which the dancing of a black person is said to have an irresistable, almost supernatural (ie, satanic) seductive effect on non-black persons. It’s all about fear of black sexuality and the “miscegenation” to which it leads.
“Jynx has never had the ability to make voodoo dolls”
ORLY? From Wikipedia: “Lorelei’s Jynx is noted for having the ability to generate voodoo dolls out of ice using its Ice Beam.”
“Jynx is said to be based of many things”
Uh.. “Some people say” is not proof of anything.
“the Japanese have been racist in the past… Like how in old manga, they would depict African Americans as typical blackface…”
Yet they stopped just before they invented Jynx? That was lucky!
“I hope I’m not coming on as hostile”
Not at all. You never come across as hostile.
If anything, you should be less reticent in stating your opinion. If you think people are talking nonsense, always challenge them to provide evidence to back up their assertions.
If they can provide evidence (and you have the critical-thinking skills to distinguish between good evidence and bad) you will learn something. If they can’t you will have learned something about them.
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1:49 pm
Ok… You got me on the dancing…
“ORLY? From Wikipedia: “Lorelei’s Jynx is noted for having the ability to generate voodoo dolls out of ice using its Ice Beam.””
Ehh…I can almost gurantee that is something from either the show or the comics… Which are both notorious for giving Pokemon abilities that they don’t/shouldn’t have…
“Uh.. “Some people say” is not proof of anything”
Except that’s ALL pokemon fans have to go off of… Speculation… Game Freak doesn’t just come out and explain their design process with every Pokemon… So fans have to come to their own conclusion… Some Pokemon are just easier to figure out then others…
‘Yet they stopped just before they invented Jynx? That was lucky!”
My bad… I didn’t mean to imply that all racism ended… I was just bringing up something from the past as evidence… Sorry for any confusion…
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10:41 pm
LOL. No worries. I was just being silly about Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee.
Jynx is still racist as hell, though.
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1:01 am
Actually I went to Japan for a Pokemon convention and found out jynx is based off of Japanese voodoo dolls which resemble jynx physique they are black to resemble you ant them dead purple means you want them to suffer
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9:48 pm
Just testing to see if the site will let me post under a different nickname… If it does… Just disregard this comment
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2:17 am
This is simply dazzling news I wanted to share with the world of those who play these terrible games.
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4:26 am
Irrelevant fan made sprites is not news to even the most die hard Pokemon fan… Why do you pick on Pokemon all the time… Especially since you’re usually wrong…
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3:01 pm
Want to dis a real ga,e for hating a religion go for dead space it mocks you Christians and scintoglists or whatever the hel.l they are called
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7:34 pm
Dazzling? You can say that again.
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4:26 am
I hope you all rot in the pits of hell. May Mother Lillith suck the blood of your first born children.
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8:17 pm
So seeing how slow this site is I take it no made up story’s about last night till what mid march?
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10:50 pm
First off,it’s a dam’n game,it’s not meant to be taken seriously.Secondly,just because one puts the word “goth” in the name of an animal,doesn’t mean it’s satanic.Gothic culture is simply a style in which one dresses in black quite frequently.You need to do research….
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8:00 pm
If the too fat to fly thing were true deliberd couldn’t fly snorlax could not move a inch and skymaroy would not move for being mad elf ,teal it’s a kids ga,e making monsters fight each other they are not pets pokemon fans have denied this more then valve has that they are never making half life 3
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6:08 pm
Just popping again, your photo shop skills are horrific. Also that Milbouch looks… interesting.
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7:51 pm
Yeah…
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7:50 pm
Monday: I listened to The sorrow’s album “Misery Escape” Repeatedly.
Tuesday: I forget…Shuffle?
Wednesday: I listened to Caliban’s “The Opposite From Whithin” and Darkest Hour’s “The Human Romance”.
Thursday: Wednesday repeat.
Friday: I listened to all of the 100 or more KoRn songs in my possesion.
Saturday: Lamb Of God’s “Ashes Of The Wake”…I love that album…I also listened to Megadeth’s “Countdown To Extinction” and a little bit of Metallica’s “Ride The Lightning”.
Basically…I listened to metal for about 8-7 hours straight, daily, for a week. That was crazy…
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7:51 pm
How much could any of YOU take?
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7:52 pm
It’s fun to find your limits…
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7:54 pm
Now you’ve got something to die for
Now you’ve got something to die for
Infidel, Imperial
Lust for blood, a blind crusade
Apocalyptic, we count the days
Bombs to set the people free, blood to feed the dollar tree
Flags for coffins on the screen, oil for the machine
Army of liberation, gunpoint indoctrination
The fires of sedition
Fulfill the prophecy
Now you’ve got something to die for
Now you’ve got something to die for
Send the children to the fire, sons and daughters stack the pyre
Stoke the flame of the empire, live to lie another day
Face of hypocrisy, raping democracy
Apocalyptic, we count the days
We’ll never get out of this hole, until we’ve dug our own grave
And drag the rest down with us, the burning home of the brave
Burn
Now you’ve got something to die for
Now you’ve got something to die for
Lamb Of God “Now You’ve Got Something To Die For”.
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9:21 am
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3:05 pm
I think that I like the meme more than the song.
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7:22 pm
You’re right…That’s why I posted it…I guess you’ve got the point…
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5:03 am
Uh… what exactly do you think that song is saying?
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7:44 pm
The entire album “Ashes Of The Wake” was about the war in iraq, I do beleive…
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10:16 pm
And what do you and Metalcore think it says about the war in Iraq?
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8:08 pm
I’m not him.
Better idea
What do YOU think it says about the war in iraq?
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10:00 pm
You people can suck my non existing dick!!!
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8:46 pm
I hate you all.
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