We all know that the Catholic Church is a cult that is attempting to ruin the lives of true Christians by commit horrible acts of child abuse and worshiping the mother of Jesus rather than Jesus himself, that is a proven fact.
Many people don’t realize that it is also run by Obama and his Illuminati cronies. The proof has finally come out though. Recently, the current Pope decided to resign. At this same time, Disney, a known member of the Illuminati, announced the filming of new Stargate films. Coincidence? I think not. Just look at the top picture.
There is no way that Pope Benedict XVI could possible clean up all the child abuse scandals while also starring as Emperor Teal’c in a new Stargate: Trek Wars film. These are indisputable facts, but what is going to happen to the Catholic Church now?
Rumors have begun swirling about who the new Pope will be. Some people are saying it will be a black or Mexican, likely from the Mexican state of Brazil. Brazil is over 80% Catholics. The African-American tribes in Africa are approximately 74% Catholic, and America has about 68% Catholics here. So, who will be the next Pope? We had the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow put together a survey of American Catholics about who they hope will becoming the next Pope. The results are below.
#1. Pope George W. Bush the 1st.
We all know that this was the greatest President since Ronald Reagan. While he is not a Catholic, but an actual Christian, making him the new Pope could help turn this cult into an actual Christian religion, and would definitely help end all wars on the planet.
#2. Pope Oprah Winfrey aka Poprah
Having a female Pope would be a first, and having a black for Pope hasn’t happened since the middle ages when the Cardinals accidentally elected a monkey wearing a robe to be Pope. Making Oprah the Pope would make a lot of people believe that the Catholic church has moved out of the 1600s and into the 2000s, that could really help them out.
#3. Nick Cage
Nick Cage is an action movie star that not many people have heard of, but he has made such wonderful family films like National Treasure, Windtalkers and G-Force. He may not be very well known yet, but this up and coming movie star might just give the Catholics some star power finally.
#4. Rupert Murdoch
The founder of FOX News would give the Catholic church a much needed Fair and Balanced approach to reporting the truth about what is really going on in its cult. Below are some new magazines that they could produce under his watchful eye.
Whoever becomes the next Pope, let’s all pray that he helps rid the Catholic church of their affiliation with the Illuminati and Obama, and returns them to a true Christian lifestyle. God bless you, and stay safe.