• Proof That Beyonce and Sasha Fierce Are Satan’s Illuminati Hand Maidens

    February 28, 2013 12:34 pm 10 comments

    After we watched the Super Bowl halftime show, we all could only come to one conclusion.  Beyonce is a hand-maiden of Satan.  For the longest time, our colleague Craige Lewis warned that her husband, Jay-Z, was trying to be the Anti-Christ.

    There is a song called “HOVA”.

    It starts out H to the Izzo, V to the Izzy.

    H is what it is.  Izzo is slang for “O” in ebonic speak.  V is what it is.  Izzay is “A” in ebonic speak.  When you put those together, what do you have.  Hova.

    When you add Jay-Z’s name that he goes by, “J”, to it, you get J-Hova.  Jehovah is what he is calling himself, saying that he is actually God.

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