Should Cats Be Arrested/Jailed For Huffing Catnip?

As any cat owner can tell you, felines have an almost human quality and understanding of life.   It is not uncommon to find cats opening a cabinet to obtain their food, or after observing a human using the ‘potty’ for enough days, to take the task on for themselves.

Cats brains have evolved to understand basic human concepts and laws to maintain rules and order. Cats should be given one chance to know that drugs are bad and enjoying them more than once, equals a “forever” trip to the animal shelter.

Cats are smart, to the point that they can understand law and order.  Cats can maintain and abide by rules of the home.  It is simple to teach a cat that she cannot sit on the furniture or stomp your pillow to make a bad.  Gently beating the cat’s hind legs or head will disuade them from such mistakes.

The same is said of making a kitten learn to use a litter box.  A cat knows that a ‘mistake’ on the furniture or shoe in the closet can result in a loving wrath from her owner, so she will always use the litter box.  Cats can learn basic human concepts, but with that, comes an important question and realization:  should we enforce human law upon cats. Since they live in close proxy to us, the answer is yes.

Think about it like this:  if a dog bites a human, it will be tried and quite possibly put on death row.  A dog is judged by its ability to maintain law and order.  Some dogs do bite people and unfortunately, there is no chance for rehabilitation.

Once a biter, always a biter.

So we must apply the legal precedent to humanity’s other common, free-roaming companion:  the cat. Cats should face the same scrutiny if they decide to attack humans.  If you get attacked by your pet cat, let us say either by enduring and suffering a barrage of scratches or even worse, a bite, you should go the the Emergency Room and report an assault.  Animal control will come out to interview you, then go take the cat in for evaluation and questioning of morals.  Is it a dangerous animal? As a pet owner, you are oft blinded to the truth behind your cat.  What you may see as sweet and innocent, a skilled outsider will recognize as abusive, controlling and quite possibly deadly.

Cats are duplicitous and understand human psychology.  They are master manipulators who rule your life with Machiavellian contempt and prowess:  one minute they are letting you give them a belly rub, the next second, a lighting fast display of teeth and painful scars because you gave ‘one rub too many’.  The Prince teaches that to rule a kingdom, your subjects must fear your wrath and pine to give you affection.  A cat lives out the dream rule of The Prince.

Simply stated, having a mentally aware cat in the house is the same suffering, agonizing relationship a loving parent feels toward a drug-addicted son or daughter.  The parent showers love and tries to make things right, ignoring the bad habits of their little ward.  But the ward, ever so messed upin the mind, takes advantage of their genorous, agape love and strangles the life and energy from her owners.

Just like you must do a marijuana addicted youth, you must take the ‘tough love’ approach to truly put a cat in its place.  There is no rehabilitation for these types of behaviors: excessive drinking, blatant rudeness, promiscuity, addiction, lazy until video games/electronics turned on).

How many times have you sat down to your computer, to send some pressing emails or communiques with friends, when suddenly your lazy cat must jump up onto your keyboard or in front of your laptop’s screen, pawing about and then turning its backside to you, exposing its exremental flesh wound to your face.  That sort of sadistic, sick behavior is that of a drug user.  The cat wants to dominate your life and drag you into its perverted way of seeing life.

Even while reading this article, you cat owners out there have either shaken your head, laughed in understanding or are crying right now.  Some of you are enduring these dangerous, symptomatic cat behaviors as you read and share this work.  But let me give you something:  if you really need to know if you must call the authorities on your cat, do this one simple test.

Go to your local pet store and buy some catnip.  It is like marijuana unto a cat.  Spray some onto the cat’s face.  A few outcomes will occur:

1.  If the cat becomes visibly excited and runs around, greedly scooping the carpet and seeking more, you have a virgin addict.  The cat has a gene set that is primed for addiction and exploitation.  It is like a young schizophrenic, just too young to diagnose to the untrained eye, but its eventual dangerous habits will emerge.  It is best to just take this type of cat in to the vet or animal shelter, and let them unfortunately send the cat to forever paradise in seven days.

2.  The cat’s eyes may become wide and dilated, while the cat gets the ‘stoner glaze’.  You have all seen at least one drug-addicted bum hanging around a late-night 7-11, barrio, Cal-State Fullerton campus or some such.   If your cat gets the glaze, it means its body is so used to drugs, it has no problem with a direct puff of kitty marijuana right into its face.  Sorry, but the cat needs to be put down.

3.  Violence.  Some cats will hiss at you and try to scratch you, then run off and peak to plot a worse attack.  If your cat does this, immediately run!  You have a violent biter on your hands!  Immediately close the door and pull it tight (cats can open closed doors).  Run behind another closed door that you can put an object in front of and call animal control, tell them to bring a team, maybe some tranquilizer darts (if you have an exotic species of cat) and be prepared to say goodbye.  Cats are known to bite and maul, sometimes giving out Bubonic bites.  There was another story of a person who did this test and ignored that cats violent behavior, who then came to regret their foolishness because several months later, the cat suffocated their baby ‘because it smelled milk on the breath’.

The owner took the cat in to be put down, disagreeing with veterinary assessment.  “The cat was a violent drug addict, and I ignored the symptoms.  Now my baby is dead.”

Don’t ignore the symptoms.  If your cat is addicted to catnip, it must be arrested/jailed.

 

 

 

Comments

152 Comments on "Should Cats Be Arrested/Jailed For Huffing Catnip?"

  1. Metalcore Fan | February 27, 2013 at 7:37 pm |

    Simple answer: No.

  2. Metalcore Fan | February 27, 2013 at 7:37 pm |

    Not in the least should any of this happen.

  3. and You Adam should you be arrested for your stupidity ?

  4. “Cats can learn basic human concepts, but with that, comes an important question and realization: should we enforce human law upon cats. Since they live in close proxy to us, the answer is yes.”

    Adam, did a cat interrupt you trying to hurt a woman? Is that why you hate cats so much? Elaborate, just why is it you hate cats so much that you want to enforce human laws upon them and why you want to brutally murder them.

    • LN, you think that bathing a cat is abuse. You have lost perspective.

      • The fact that you consider choking a cat underwater ‘bathing’ shows how disturbed you are.

        • I never said anything about choking cats. You have some very worrying thought patterns.

          • You want to back up Adam when you don’t realize that’s exactly what he does? He chokes cats underwater, he even admitted to doing so and Claire called him out on it.

          • I’m sure that was just to stop water getting into their lungs.

          • Why would you ever dunk a cat underwater in the first place? The fact you’re trying to find reason in a madman’s logic shows you’re similar to him. Then again, you also support killing cats so I’m not surprised.

          • I support killing cats under humane conditions.

            I accept that the elderly and infirm for some reason consider cats to be valuable companion animals. I propose a system whereby all cats are destroyed with the exception that persons over the age of 65 years and persons who are officially classified as disabled are permitted to own one (1) cat.

            Quite apart from the fact that destroying the majority of cats would greatly benefit the environment, it would also greatly benefit society. People who want to see a cat would have to visit an old or disabled person to do so, in many cases relieving loneliness and isolation.

          • So you want to kidnap all owned cats, murder them, and then say that ‘oh, but there are a couple of exceptions’. And you seriously think it’ll help the environment? Well why not kill off dogs too? Why not kill predatory animals altogether? Why not? Because you, like Adam, have a serious hatred for cats and you support them being murdered.

          • 1) You cannot murder an animal. You can only murder a person.

            2) You cannot kidnap an animal (not even a baby goat). You can only kidnap a person.

            3) It would not be theft. It would merely be the enforcement of a new law.

            4) You bet it would help the environment. Cats kill native animals by the dumpster full, and there are plenty of endangered species that they will destroy altogether.

            5) Why do you hate endangered species?

            6) All wild dogs should be shot and all strays put down. Domestic dogs cause nowhere near the amount of carnage that cats do.

            So what you’re saying is that cats should remain free to destroy endangered species?

            And that we shouldn’t encourage people to visit the elderly and disabled, just leave them to rot in their sad little apartments until they die and their cats eat their faces off?

          • Aside from your nitpicks about specific definitions, there are plenty of other animals that go about killing other animals, do you want to eliminate them too?

            “Domestic dogs cause nowhere near the amount of carnage that cats do.”

            Except you want to take domestic cats and kill them as well. You’re trying to compare domestic dogs with all cats.

            “And that we shouldn’t encourage people to visit the elderly and disabled, just leave them to rot in their sad little apartments until they die and their cats eat their faces off?”

            You’re going to tell a family that if they want to see Fluffy, they have to go visit Grandpa, even if that family lives on the other side of the planet. You’re trying to play up sympathy as justification for the killing and torture of a family pet.

          • “there are plenty of other animals that go about killing other animals, do you want to eliminate them too?”

            Only the invasive species, like cats.

            “You’re trying to compare domestic dogs with all cats.”

            Domestic cats kill native fauna by the dumpster full.

            “if they want to see Fluffy, they have to go visit Grandpa, even if that family lives on the other side of the planet.”

            There is probably an elderly person in their own street who would be happy for them to visit and play with their cat.

            And what about poor old Grandpa on the other side of the planet? Maybe someone in his street will visit him to play with his cat.

            “You’re trying to play up sympathy as justification for the killing and torture”

            You are a liar. I do not support torture of any animal. Stop lying.

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 12:40 pm |

            A repeatedly violent thought pattern…Yeah, that looks like it could be a problem…

            …At least I keep mine locked up inside…Most of the time…

          • Don’t worry. Your cat/cats still kill things when you let them out. It’s what they do.

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:13 pm |

            Dam.n, moar confusion…My violent thought pattern is what I keep locked up…I don’t HAVE a cat…

            …LOL, sorry for the confusion…I should have realized that talking about keeping something locked up on a cat thread would refer to a cat…

          • What sort of violent thoughts do you have? How often? Where do you think they come from?

            Are you worried that you will hurt yourself or someone else? I’m asking in all seriousness.

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:37 pm |

            Its the horror-movie-fascination-sort-os-stuff.

            I’m thinking hey, I could kill people…It’s the thinking about creepy things just to try to scare oneself thing.

            I think thatr they come out of the blue and hit me like: HERE WE ARE!!!

            Why would I hurt myself…Or anyone else…?…I get what you were thinking though. They’re not those kind of thoughts…They’re the usual teenage strange thoughts that you entertain in your mind for an unknown reason…

            How often…Whenever my mind starts going that direction…A couple times each day…

            I’m not talking I want to kill peoplke thoughts—I’m talking about entertainting violent imagery in ones mind. It has nothing to do with the individuals that surround me on a daily basis.

            I’m not worried about them whatsoever…I’m mentally stable…

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:40 pm |

            I’m NOT thinking I could kill people.

            HOW THE FUC.K DID THAT HAPPEN WHY WHY WHYW HWY

            I ALWAYS FORGET THE KEYWORDS IN A PHRASE!!!!! DAM.N DAM.N DAM.N!!!!

            WHY!!!!

            i ABSOLUTELY DON’T THINK THAT!!!!!!!

            PROOFREAD!!!

            I MESSED THAT ONE UP IN FINE FASHION…YOU’RE GOING TO READ THAT AND GASP…

            I CANNOT BELEIVE THAT I DID THAT!!!!!!

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:44 pm |

            I’m thinking hey, I could kill people…

            I’M…JUST HOW DID THAT HAPPEN…THAT IS THE BIGGEST FAIL EVER!

            I’M NOT THINKING HEY, i COULD KILL PEOPLE.

            EXBRONY WILL BE SHOCKED AND AGHAST FOR A WHILE DURING THE PERIOD THAT HE IS READING THAT POST.

            I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT NOW…

            I TYPE SHOULD WHEN I MEAN SHOULDN’T…FORGET THE WORD NOT AND DO TYPOS THAT TOTALLY CHANGE THE MEANING OF MY COMMENTS…THAT IS MY BIGGEST PROBLEM WITH TYPING!!!

            NOT MISSPELLING WORDS, BUT TOTALLY FORGETTING THEM AND NOT NOTICING THAT I MISSED THEM.

            noooo!!!

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:46 pm |

            Just goes to prove this: No matter what you really think…You can suprise yourself.

            You have no idea just how much shock I felt when I saw that…It was like: Did I type that?!…No way…!

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:49 pm |

            I wish that I could delete that post…People are going to be talking about that 4 ever…

            I do NOT have the slightest mental inclination to murder…I hope that you beleive me…WoW. ):

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:51 pm |

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          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:55 pm |

            Well that was my excitement for the day…

          • Dude, settle down. And check your caps lock. Laughing out loud!

            “They’re the usual teenage strange thoughts that you entertain in your mind for an unknown reason”

            Yeah, no worries. When I was a teenager I went through a big horror-movie phase.

            Being a teenager can be hard, especially if you don’t really have anyone to talk to about the things that bug you the most. Parents often don’t understand or don’t want to talk about it.

            That’s why it’s good that there are free, anonymous teen-advice phone lines. Sometimes it can be good just to talk to someone for confirmation that you’re not going crazy and you’re not the only one who feels the way you do.

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 9:11 pm |

            I usually confide in no one but myself.

          • Well, just as long as you don’t keep things too bottled up. That can be unhealthy. Or it can just make things more difficult than they need to be.

          • “There is probably an elderly person in their own street who would be happy for them to visit and play with their cat.”

            Because visiting random strangers to play with their cats isn’t a strange idea at all.

            “You are a liar. I do not support torture of any animal. Stop lying”

            You’re the one wanting to kill cats and take them away from their owners and give them to old people in special homes, who probably can’t take care of them in the first place.

          • “visiting random strangers”

            It’s called getting to know your neighbours and establishing a sense of community.

            Again, I do not support the torture of animals.

            Stop lying.

          • “It’s called getting to know your neighbours and establishing a sense of community.”

            For the purposes of playing with a cat that isn’t even yours. Are you stupid or insane?

            “Again, I do not support the torture of animals.

            Stop lying.”

            You enjoy the idea of killing cats. YOU are lying if you’re saying that you don’t support the torture, especially when you tried to claim that Adam ‘was just trying to make sure water didn’t go down it’s throat’ when he strangled a cat underwater.

          • Mentally stable… Like Pinkie Pie?

            [img]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/f/2012/275/1/8/pinkamena_insanity_by_chiakitasso-d5gkccb.png[/img]

          • “YOU are lying if you’re saying that you don’t support the torture”

            Do a CTRL-F for how many times I have used the word “humane” in this thread to try to drum in to your thick skull the fact that I am talking about putting cats down in a humane fashion.

            When a veterinarian puts an animal down with a lethal injection is that torture? No.

            Stop lying.

          • “Mentally stable… Like Pinkie Pie?”

            Metalcore is right into pony gore now. He wants to make hia avatar a mutilated Rainbow Dash.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:11 pm |

            Apricot, no…I AM authentically mentally stable…

            …However…I do enjoy graphic MLP pics…I think like this…

            http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KvdlQA_dq4/TY-oVPFHvYI/AAAAAAAACqQ/yjITqkPERnc/s1600/thinkhappythoughts.jpg

            I do.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm |

            That isn’t graphic…It’s just how I look at MLP.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:14 pm |

            He wants to make hia avatar a mutilated Rainbow Dash…

            …I do…I would change my pic a lot though…So my account won’t get stuck on one single image…I’ve got happier ones…I just liked that one…In particular…I’ve got metal music MLP pics, too…YAY!!!

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm |

            Oh, and apricot…I prefer the non-humanized ones, too…They’re ponies, not people…

            …That’s just me, though…

    • LN, as a nurse you should understand a bit about animal behavior. If a cat is doing drugs, why should we not make it face animal prosecution?

      • Where did this bit about me being a nurse come from?

        “If a cat is doing drugs, why should we not make it face animal prosecution?”

        Except cat nip is entirely legal to purchase, and cats are given cat nip by their owners. They aren’t sentient beings that can communicate with humans on the same level, have jobs, or do anything else that a human can. This is a fact you need to have in your brain at all times.

        • If the owner is the supplier, I’d say throw them in jail too. But then that would discourage people from turning their little addict cats in now wouldn’t it?

          • You could start off with an amnesty. Give people, say, a fortnight to hand over their druggie cats, no questions asked.

          • Except CAT NIP IS STILL LEGAL. I’d say you’re out of your mind, but that would imply you ever had one. Humans and animals are not the same. How many times does that have to be repeated before you make the connection?

          • Spray paint is legal. Are you saying it’s OK for parents to buy their children spray paint and encourage them to huff it?

          • Except the purpose of spray paint is to paint things, and it’s unhealthy, but not illegal, to huff it. By the way, that statement of yours was so stupid I’m actually having trouble defining the fallacy, if one even exists for it.

          • What is the purpose of a semi-automatic firearm?

          • “I’m actually having trouble defining the fallacy,”

            It’s called a false analogy. I made it to mock you because that’s what you do all the time. You really should look it up.

          • “It’s called a false analogy. I made it to mock you because that’s what you do all the time.”

            At what points? And how serious and what was the goal of the statements? You failed to take any of those into account when trying to mock me.

          • You certainly failed to take them into account when you tried to mock me.

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 1:48 pm |

            Before planning to purposely mock someone, ye must take into account ALL variables of the discussion…Otherwise you will be dearly dissapointed.

          • “You certainly failed to take them into account when you tried to mock me.”

            No, you just hopped on, siding with a bunch of hypocrites and decided to agree with them, even though you claim Jesus wasn’t real, and then when another Christian shows up with very similar beliefs, you decide to attack that person as well.

          • the purpose of a semi-automatic firearm is to give people a chance against me.

          • “you claim Jesus wasn’t real”

            No I don’t. I have never claimed that.

            What I point out is that there is zero contemporary evidence that Jesus existed. And that if he had existed that complete lack of evidence would be surprising given how well documented that period is and how famous certain gospels make him out to be.

            It’s not the same thing. Stop lying about me.

          • SJP, can you stop flip-flopping for once in your life or is it a reactionary thing?

          • It is not a flip-flop. I have never claimed that Jesus never existed.

            Stop lying.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:21 pm |

            Apricot…Just what can you do against a semi-automatic weapon? Do YOU have a weapon?…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 6:10 pm |

            Apricot…This is the perfect weapon…

            http://www.technationnews.com/files/2012/12/mlp_gun.jpg

            There.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 3:49 pm |

            Stop lying.

            LOL, that might be progress…

  5. Metalcore Fan | February 27, 2013 at 10:53 pm |

    I mean arrest cats…L-O-L…

  6. This is the logical conclusion to the cat problem. The end of my article is particularly excellent, as it offers the best solution to get these dangerous cats off the streets and out of homes. Cats can be drug addicts too, and we simply cannot allow them to freely roam and endanger everyone.

    • You just want yet another excuse to torture cats. Seriously, what’s your issue with cats? Were you dumped by a woman that had a cat after you stepped on it’s tail (I’m even willing to go so far as to believe it was an accident and it started your dark trend)? Did your mother love the house cat more than you? You’ve got issues and you need to let off some steam before you become a full-fledged murderer.

      • I don’t kill cats, a discipline them gently.

        • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 12:56 pm |

          Due to adam’s typo, I got this ideer.

          Ah dawn’t keel kats, ah disheepline dem genteely.

        • Adam, since when is stuffing cats into luggage bags and leaving them in a garage over night, during the winter, as well as choking cats underwater and actively hoping that cats die considered to be ‘discipline’?

      • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 12:43 pm |

        L.N. is more likely to murder than Adam.

        They both are angry…BUT, one seems more, well, I would venture to say, ‘stable’?

        • So you honestly think someone who would rape a woman and enjoys torturing cats is stable?

          • Are you still on about that Claire thing? She left here with her tail between her legs, because she was called out on lying on me.

            She invited me up there to go on a date, we had a few drinks and then we cozied up on a couch. Just a few kisses exchanged, nothing more physical then that. She tried to make it out that I was a womanizer and trying to get her in bed, I’m just not that type of person SO DO NOT TRY TO PAINT ME IN THAT LIGHT.

            We had a nice weekend, I flew back to California and we decided to be friends and stay in touch. But then she got back her and tried to blow everything out of proportion and tried to act like there was all this other stuff going on. It is just not right and that is why she ran away with her tail tucked between her legs because she was called out.

          • So you’re saying you tried to rape Claire after she was banned because you all couldn’t tolerate her saying the truth?

          • Metalcore Fan | March 1, 2013 at 11:55 am |

            Adam hasn’t raped anybody…That came from you twisting his words to your advantage…You look like an IDIOT…Which makes you look unstable…YOU are angry AND accuse others of raping people…That’s pretty out there…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 1, 2013 at 11:59 am |

            A matter of fact…Claire sounds like a very unpleasant girlfriend…

          • Iron Brain, do you have any idea who Claire is? She quite literally threatened to kill Adam because of the things he’s said. You couldn’t find a person who hated him more on this site, and Adam CONSTANTLY tried to get into her pants, along with every other woman who visited this site and hated the Cultwire Crew. Do you know how many times he’s insinuated that he raped a woman because ‘he’s a doctor and she’s supposed to do whatever he says if she knows what’s good for her’? Or how about the fact that when questioned on his use of drugging women he feigns ignorance, claiming he has no idea what that person is talking about, and then when he’s quoted (link and all) to the posts in question, he STILL pleads innocence? Do you want me to start on his sexist views and how he thinks women are only good for desk jobs or for ‘relief’? Seriously, DO YOUR GODDAMN RESEARCH, YOU F.UCKING IGNORANT CHILD.

          • if I recall correctly, Claire always hated everything about Adam, and Adam was constantly, and blatantly objectifying her.

            from what I hear, that’s what happened to CD too. :c I really liked her.

          • ^Bruce was just as guilty, if not more, as Adam when it came to objectifying women. Of course, it seems like Iron Brain has no issue with that.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:07 pm |

            Christwire is a stange place…I never know what to think or say…

            I could swear to God that I saw a CD comment in December…Of 2012…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:44 pm |

            DO YOUR GODDAMN RESEARCH, YOU F.UCKING IGNORANT CHILD…

            …Your classy style of social interaction will get you far, man…Real far…Anything from being punched in the face to looking like a total dips.hit…

            The thing about Bruce was true…The thing about claire is partially true…I DID do research…I found out more about you than I ever wanted to know…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:46 pm |

            Adam IS sexist…I’m jnust saying, chances are…Nobody on this site is a rapist…LOL, you seem to get real upset over stuff like this…REAL upset…

            Anger management, man…You are probably the most excitable man alive…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 6:08 pm |

            Apricot…Every time you change your picture it gets stranger and stranger…

          • Scootaloo is the sexiest Lesbian

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 7:10 pm |

            …Wait a minute…There are NO lesbians in MLP…That’s not true…WTF?

            …Do I know what your pictue is?…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 7:10 pm |

            I think that I get it now…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 7:12 pm |

            BUT…Just for clarity…There are no lesbians in MLP…Only in fanfics…

            …Not that it matters, but, whatever…

          • Iron Brain, you’re trying to vouch for a complete monster when he flat-out said he’s drugged women in the past (or at the very least, doesn’t see ANY problem with doing so), and then claims ignorance when it’s brought up again. You should try becoming the pope, I hear they need someone to forgive the child molesters.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 10:56 pm |

            If he is a mental doctor…He has drugged dozens of people…Doctors drug loits of people…Look, just because I don’t play in to your crap.py game it doesn’t mean that I’m bad…If he was a real rapist he would be in jail…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 10:58 pm |

            BTW, Iron Brain yo self…Catholics and Christians are different…You can’t tell?

          • Hate to break it to you, MCF, but Catholics are Christians.

          • if you cannot see the blatant sign screaming “I like other girls” above Scootaloo’s head, then you need to put a few ranks in sense motive.

          • “If he is a mental doctor…He has drugged dozens of people…Doctors drug loits of people…”

            What kind of doctor gives drugs to people without their consent? By the way, he isn’t. He’s largely claimed to be a medical doctor, the kind that opens up people’s insides and operates.

            “Look, just because I don’t play in to your crap.py game it doesn’t mean that I’m bad…”

            No, it just means you’re stupid and ignorant, a very terrible thing to be when you grow older.

            “If he was a real rapist he would be in jail…”

            You don’t get out much, do you? People with power hardly ever get their just deserts. He even threatened to send people to the mental ward because he knows a guy who could make it happen. A clear abuse of power, but who would stop such a person if they get a benefit from them? Hell, look at all of the rapists that are getting away with s.hit right now; do you know how many women have been raped at high profile universities and yet NOTHING is done to the criminals because it would ‘besmirch the university’s name’? Answer: too many.

          • “If he was a real rapist he would be in jail…”

            Metalcore, most rapes go completely unpunished. That’s right — MOST of them.

            A large proportion of rapes are not reported, sometimes out of fear of the rapist, sometimes out of fear of not being believed, and sometimes out of an undeserved sense of shame.

            A significant proportion of the rapes that are reported don’t result in charges, sometimes because the cops are arseholes, sometimes because there is not enough evidence.

            And a significant proportion of the rapes that do go to court end up with the rapist being acquitted.

            One in five American women have been raped or endured an attempted rape.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 3:38 pm |

            kind that opens up people’s insides and operates…

            …That IS the kind that drugs peiople…Pain meds…Sleeping meds…Surgery would be though without those ones.

            …and exbrony, thank you for correcting me about rapes…LOL, that is an awkard subject…

            BTW, Catholics would be offended if youy called them Christians and vice versa…There is a lot in common…And there is a ton that is different…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 3:42 pm |

            Apricot…It’s called stereotyping when you look at a character and say: lebian…Especially when you are only guessing and there is no proof other than personnal appearance…And a creative mind…

            …Now, for a change of subject…Exbrony, since your opinion is more reliable…Do YOU think that Adam is a rapist? I’ll go with your opinion…

          • Metalcore,

            Catholics are not offended to be called Christians because they *are* Christians.

            They believe that Jesus Christ is god, is part of the trinity, died on the cross to atone for the sins of mankind, et cetera, et cetera.

            Why do evangelical protestants think they are the only Christians in the world?

          • “Do YOU think that Adam is a rapist?”

            How the hell would I know? I’ve never met him, and even if I had I wouldn’t be able to tell just from talking to him. Look at how long Jerry Sandusky was able to get away with raping boys.

            But I have seen absolutely nothing to suggest that Adam is anything of the sort.

          • “…That IS the kind that drugs peiople…Pain meds…Sleeping meds…Surgery would be though without those ones.”

            Because sleeping with a woman and then force-feeding her plan B pills or spiking their drinks is exactly what doctors do, right?

            “…and exbrony, thank you for correcting me about rapes…LOL, that is an awkard subject…”

            You need a lot of correction, young on.

            “BTW, Catholics would be offended if youy called them Christians and vice versa…There is a lot in common…And there is a ton that is different…”

            Let’s see: the idea that Jesus is the savior of man kind and the son of god, the idea that heaven is a place where eternal worship of a gigantic asshole is the core reason to actually be a decent person, and that apparently no one can decide if the bible should be taken literally or figuratively until pressed upon each individual situation, which then leads to just what evidence, biblical ones allowed even, lets you say that this should be taken literally and that should be taken figuratively. Oh yeah, totally different.

            “But I have seen absolutely nothing to suggest that Adam is anything of the sort.”

            Except for his admission of drugging women against their wills, right?

          • LN, Aren’t you the one who’s always saying that Adam isn’t really a doctor?

            What was that you were just saying about taking things literally or not depending on whether is suits your agenda?

          • You’re right, he isn’t a doctor. The sheer fact that he still said and supports his actions 100% shows that he’s still a horrible human being.

          • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 12:26 pm |

            So…You can’t just stick the word RAPIST to Adam…Done.

          • So you don’t care that he drugs women, feels that they’re inferior and has a serious power complex when it comes to women, or at the very damn least thinks it’s perfectly acceptable to believe those things or to want to do them?

          • Metalcore Fan | March 5, 2013 at 4:54 pm |

            He can take care of himself, and I can take care of my self…You think that it’s your job to advise and correct everybody else.

            You of all people, are in no position viable for doing anything of that sort.

          • So you have about the same amount of respect for women as Adam does then, i.e. none? You DO realize that, again, HE HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED SEVERAL WOMEN HERE and loves the idea of using women like tissue, and then drugs them without their knowledge or consent while constantly saying that women who have sex with men are horrible women and that if they use any form of protection or contraceptive, that they’re even worse. Please let me know just what about this you don’t understand, you can’t POSSIBLY be THIS stupid or demented!

      • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 3:19 pm |

        He ought to vent to “KoRn”…They’ve got good “vent” songs…

        • Yeah, LN really needs some sort of vent. I have never seen anyone sustain such a high level of rage for so long. He’s been like this for years, apparently.

          • Metalcore Fan | February 28, 2013 at 8:10 pm |

            Oh well, until I get the new acount up and running…This will have to do. You’re right. We all get angry sometimes…But we almost always cool back down…

            …L.N. has gotten angry and has gotten stuck being angry…At all times…Like he has a grudge against the world and everybody in it…

          • “…L.N. has gotten angry and has gotten stuck being angry…At all times…Like he has a grudge against the world and everybody in it…”

            ‘I mean, why not just let the sexist, racist, homophobic bastards run loose and free and uncontested, right?’

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:37 pm |

            bastards…Are you insinuating that people who are like that are all not legitimate? LOL, you’re quite the steotypist…From anyone like me to exbrony…You’ve your two bits to say…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 2, 2013 at 4:37 pm |

            Stereotypist, that is…

          • MCF, was that a joke?

          • Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 3:33 pm |

            No…I’m making him think about what he is REALLY saying…He DID basically say that…

          • You realise that the word “bastard” has more than one meaning, right?

          • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 12:24 pm |

            It DOES technically mean that either way…

    • can we arrest christian because they are stupid and wnat to destroy everything than humanity created during all of these I mean come on You are just acting stupid and stupid catnip is legal and has No negative effect on cat whatsover

      btw if you are not happy with cat just move out to another country or betetr a deserted island

      we won,t change alw because you are unhappy ?

  7. Nope, not at all.

  8. But Mistress, you never let me drain the blood before!

  9. “make up a random passage that sounds legit, but isn’t in the bible”

    You don’t need to do that. You can make the bible say anything you want anyway.

    • Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 3:59 pm |

      It may not be what it REALLY means, but you can. The Bible has meaning, some people just choose to ignore it…Or say that it has none…

      • Except we also have Christians who decide what the passages mean and instead of seeing hypocrisy, they see a well-crafted guidebook on humanity. Apparently it’s perfectly ok to kill, but only if you shout out ‘for god’ right before it.

  10. Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 4:09 pm |

    …Maybe…I should use THIS picture for my avatar:

    http://i.imgur.com/2BRqw.jpg

    That would be TOTALLY offensive…But at least it’s not violent…Which is better?

    • Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 4:18 pm |

      It’s the perfect combination of the bizarre, the strange and the obscene…

  11. Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 4:55 pm |

    I think that I’m in trouble, here.

  12. Metalcore Fan | March 3, 2013 at 4:56 pm |

    NOOOO.

  13. Metalcore fan | March 3, 2013 at 7:00 pm |

    So…Today I started a tumblr blog…

    …I intend to have some purpose to it, mostly reviews…

    …And some fun random MLP/whatever/horror stuff…I just have to figure out how to get it to work right…Arghh, it’s really frustrating…At least it shows up when you look up the URL…It looks kinda funny right now…

    http://themetalcorefan.tumblr.com/

    I’d say it needs work…I need to fade the header to white and make the background a yellowy orange…And figure out how to post…

    • OddAtheist | March 3, 2013 at 7:28 pm |

      Damn… You comment a lot… All in good fun (or intense boredom) I suppose…

      Here’s my tumblrblog… Might as well start to get you some Tumblr buddies… I post random stuff occasionally…

      MrOddities.tumblr.com

      • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 12:29 pm |

        I do post out of both “good fun” AND “Extreme boredom”…It’s mostly the “I can’t-just-sit-and-do-NOTHING…

        …That’s why I made the blog…I can talk about what I want and however much I want…Instead of making 1 billion comments on ChristWire…

      • I followed you too.

        • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 4:33 pm |

          Thank-you very much…I’m following OA…What’s your tumlbr? I could follow you too.

          I have only had a blog for 1 day and I have posted a lot…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm |

            BTW, how do you see how many people are following you?…I’m still figuring it all out…LOL.

          • I don’t really use my Tumblr, I’ll be making a new account when I get my Tablet a connector.

            keep forgetting I’m supposed to write a comic

          • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 6:23 pm |

            I keep forgetting that I’m supposed to be learning to sing…And play an instrument…

            …It’s hard to remember…

          • OddAtheist | March 4, 2013 at 9:06 pm |

            I keep forgetting to… Nothing… I just play video games all day… I suppose I could draw some stuff or write something… But I got stuff to beat…

          • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 9:47 pm |

            Once I stopped…I never regretted it…After a while…You don’t even miss it…

            Damn, I need to get along with piano and singing…If I’m going to do music…I better, well…Be able to do music…

        • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 5:06 pm |

          Oh! you were talking to OA! look twice type once.

          Sometimes I just want to go F.uck mysel

          L O L

      • Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 9:00 pm |

        So I got my tumblr blog in good order…It looks way better with the faded header…I did some color FX, too. Much better.

  14. Oh My God… dat voice, dat song… dat crazy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAabtQZSdlE&list=UL7bdM7rbB16c I’m in love.

  15. Metalcore Fan | March 4, 2013 at 3:59 pm |

    So I finally got around to watching the last episode of MLP season 3.

    WTF was wrong with THAT?! I seriously had no problem with that…I don’t get some people…

    …I’m still thinking WTF more than 8 hours later…

  16. To ” L.N ” I’m not sure if your aware, but this website is a joke. Have you ever heard of the Onion? It’s a fake ish newspaper that makes fun of stuff, this website is the same except it makes fun of conservative views. This article proved that LOL.

  17. I haven’t got enough words in all of my vocabulary to even begin to discuss the stupidity that was just shown in this article.

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