Is it time to ban bicycles from our streets?
Not a care in the world: “Lycra lout” cyclists aren’t doing enough to help the global energy crisis.
IT’S no secret that cyclists are the most annoying, irresponsible, anti-social, smug, self-righteous hipster scofflaws on our roads.
Whether you’re a pedestrian or you drive a 22-wheel road train delivering new Hummers to the local dealership, you know very well the sinister scourge of the cyclist.
These self-styled “lycra louts” are constantly running red lights, knocking over law- abiding women and children while illegally riding on the footpath, failing to come to a complete stop at stop signs, taking up whole lanes while riding two abreast, and banging on the roofs of legally parked cars just because you opened your door in front of them. They are the number-one cause of road rage and the number-one offenders in road rage incidents.
Even more obnoxiously, they celebrate their illegal exploits in foul-mouthed hip-hopped music videos like the one below, which goes by the needlessly shocking title of Motherfucking Bike.
These so-called cyclocorrido songs are much like the infamous Mexican narcocorridos in which Mexican gang members brazenly celebrate their sadistic drug murders while displaying two tattooed fingers to law enforcement, the taxpayer and polite society in general.
*** WARNING: This offensive cyclist video contains offensive terms including ”erection”, “motherfucking bike”, “ass” and “UHHNNGG!!” ***
And the list of cyclist crimes goes on and on — celebrating Chinese communism and the atrocities of Mao’s ironically named “Great Leap Forward” (which, ironically, killed millions of cyclists), glamourising the way that Hirohito’s army of bandy-legged war criminals cycled its way down the Malayan peninsula into Singapore, celebrating the shady behaviour of drug addicts like Lance Armstrong, encouraging the perverted peccadillos of perverts who sniff ladies’ bicycle seats outside public libraries… It figuratively never ends!
All this is bad enough, but might might cyclists be responsible for the end of Christian civilisation itself?
It might seem unlikely but the fact of the matter is that peak oil is fast approaching, and that all people of good will need to put their brains together and come up with new solutions for a word without oil.
But the so-called cyclists of this world think that they have already done enough! They think that by conserving a few measly litres of petrol by cycling to work or to pick up their welfare cheques they are too holy to concern themselves with such lowly concerns as the global energy crisis and the global environmental crisis!
Shame on them! Shame, I say! Shame!
It’s about time that these selfish do-nothings grow up, learn to behave like adults and start facing up to the responsibilities up to which the rest of us have to face!
Banning bicycles from our roads and streets would be a good start.
Over to you: Would you join a “Ban the Bike” campaign? What penalties do you think convicted “lycra louts” deserve?
** NEW COMMENTERS PLEASE NOTE: Comments from new accounts automatically go into moderation until one of them is approved by a Christwire author. Once one comment is approved all your subsequent comments should appear immediately.
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Author: Arthur Durry
Arthur Durry is a lively, inactive Australian whose interests include biblical exegesis, cricket and seafood. Formerly known as Exbrony, he was never a brony.
7:22 pm
I love how you say how evil the stuff is then post it, more proof ur not Christian. Ur the people ur describing. Seriously, all cyclists?! Bet u’ve got bike. Next ur gonna say babies r pure evil.
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7:30 pm
The guy who wrote this article ISN’T a christian…I know that…He doesn’t even consider himself a christian…
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9:04 pm
When did I say that I wasn’t a Christian?
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11:02 am
Then clear me of any further confusion…Are you?
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7:49 pm
I don’t reveal my religious belief or lack thereof because I prefer not to have people pigeonhole me.
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1:12 pm
…So that you can conform to whatever mood you are in…And to avoid any issue you want.
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1:50 pm
No. Not at all.
I don’t avoid any issue. I always say exactly what I mean — except for the times when I am obviously joking.
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7:42 pm
He says in his bio that he enjoys cycling…Did u miss that?
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9:06 pm
My bio says that I have an interest in cycling. It doesn’t say that I like it…
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11:03 am
An interest is most of the time paired with enjoyment…Not for you, evidently.
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7:49 pm
I have an interest in the history of the Third Reich too. That doesn’t make me a Nazi.
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1:12 pm
You enjoy studying it.
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1:56 pm
Meh. I wouldn’t say that I “study” it. I will sometimes read a book by a reputable historian.
The religious angle is fascinating. I blame Martin Luther and the author of the gospel of Matthew.
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2:25 pm
You have bad aim. I’m not holding to that standard anymore but, then again, you’re drunk, so I don’t know what to expect. Your spelling remains flawless, even while you are thoughroughly inebriated.
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2:39 pm
“then again, you’re drunk”
Which is entirely irrelevant.
If what I say is wrong, it’s wrong. If what I say is right, it’s right. My blood-alcohol content has no bearing on the facts.
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2:42 pm
Your blood alcohol content has 100% effect on ones view of what IS wrong or right…L-O-L. I am talking to a drunk dude up in the dead of night in Austrailia.
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2:45 pm
“You have bad aim”
I wasn’t aiming anything at you. I really am fascinated by the Christian origins of German anti-semitism.
It goes back to Matthew, of course, but Luther was the one who really ramped it up into the genocide territory.
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2:47 pm
“Your blood alcohol content has 100% effect on ones view of what IS wrong or right…”
No it doesn’t. I’m drunk and I still consider rape, murder and genocide to be bad.
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2:53 pm
You’re not too drunk, then.
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3:34 pm
I have been getting drunk since long before you were born, young fellow.
On many occasions I have been as drunk as it is possible for me to be and still remain conscious. At no time have I ever been in favour of rape, murder or genocide.
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3:36 pm
I have been getting drunk since long before you were born, young fellow.
Oh, great.
On many occasions I have been as drunk as it is possible for me to be and still remain conscious.
Such a role model.
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3:38 pm
“Such a role model.”
Do as I say, not as I do.
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3:49 pm
A man who says one thing, and does the other…
…He wants everybody else to do one thing…But is unable to do the same in his own life,
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3:54 pm
I really need to start putting “jk” at the end of comments where I am just kidding.
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4:12 pm
You need to put a IASFD on the end of you comments that you made while inebriated.
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4:18 pm
ISWYDT
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4:23 pm
What did I do there?
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5:00 pm
So, in order to now change the subject…How long were you on CW before you became an author on the holy site?
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5:29 pm
Ah, well. I don’t really remember. A few months maybe? Back a year or so ago the uReport and “Submit a Story” buttons actually worked, so anyone could post stories.
It was a wild and crazy time.
Angry, barely literate, emosexual BVB fans would post grammatically atrocious diatribes denouncing Sister Susan for her fearless exposes on the dangers of of horrible emo-metal.
Other angry people would post other angry diatribes about other things that nobody can now remember. It was a free and frank exchange of ideas. No quarter was asked, and none given.
Anyway, several months ago I submitted my first few stories through the uReport button, then a few weeks ago Pastor Gould gave me author privileges.
It’s a bummer that the uReport button is broken now. It would be good to see young talent like yourself being given a chance to shine in the holy light of the Holy Site.
Maybe one day they will fix it. Patience is a virtue, they say. Does that come from the bible or is it one of those Benjamin Franklin things?
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5:57 pm
I wonder if I could send an article to pastor Gould…Then again, that sounds like a bad idea.
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9:11 pm
Claire says: “Next ur gonna say babies r pure evil.”
Have you not read Calvin’s “First Sermon on the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ”?
“Even from our infancy we show that we are steeped in the complete infection of sin. Little children coming into the world, though the malice does not appear, do not always fail to be little serpents full of poison, malice and disdain. In this we truly realize what is in our nature even from the beginning.”
Little serpents full of poison, malice and disdain indeed!
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2:26 pm
So much for childlike innocence.
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3:52 pm
Well, as a former Calvinist, you must know that Calvin was quite a loathsome snake himself. He had his pen-pal Michael Servetus burned alive just because they disagreed on some theological matters.
If you were Calvin and I was Servetus you would have put me to a screaming, sh*tting death weeks ago.
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4:13 pm
…But would you scream?
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4:17 pm
If you were having me burned alive? I think so.
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5:58 pm
…But I wouldn’t do that.
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7:30 pm
Exbrony, thanks for actually moderating…
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9:06 pm
Huh?
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11:04 am
When you approve comments…It’s called moderating…I’m sorry that I used your old name…
…It takes awhile to get used to using the new one.
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7:50 pm
Oh, I haven’t had to approve any of yours in days. They all go straight through now. It only seems to be new accounts that get held up.
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1:11 pm
I was saying that it’s nice for others, not just me.
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2:00 pm
Well, it’s all self-interest. I want more people to be able to comment on the Holy Site, especially on the rubbish that I write.
Hey, did you change your profile pic to a pony riding a bike just to antagonise me?
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2:03 pm
Oh, man, no. The pony isn’t on a bike…I can’t see why you would see that in the picture. It’s applejack with a shotgun slung over her shoulder while leaning on a barrel.
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2:06 pm
Ah, OK. It’s late at night, the picture is small and I’m quite drunk.
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2:10 pm
Quite drunk.
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7:34 pm
Okay…
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7:34 pm
I ride bikes…
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11:59 pm
Are you a lycra lout?
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1:11 pm
Fuc.k you, no.
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1:58 pm
That was more hostile than I expected.
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2:11 pm
The very idea that you would look at me in that light is quite offensive.
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2:50 pm
OK. I’m sorry that I jokingly asked whether you were an obnoxious cyclist. Sheesh!
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2:56 pm
I only ride on weekends…On the fuc.king sidewalk…My Dad on the other hand…
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3:06 pm
Is he a lycra lout?
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3:09 pm
Hey, wait! Why do you ride on the sidewalk? Isn’t that illegal in your country?
If not, it’s still bloody rude. And dangerous for pedestrians. What the hell are you thinking?
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3:14 pm
I have never met 1 pedestrian. On my bike. It’s weird. Oh, and we use bike paths to.
No, my Dad is last person to be a lycra lout.
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3:28 pm
I forget that suburban California is a kind of car land where almost nobody walks anywhere.
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3:29 pm
Have you ever seen a smart car?
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3:41 pm
The little ones that look like toys? Yeah, they’re cool.
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3:47 pm
Well, I’ve seen a ton of ‘em.
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4:56 pm
All driven by Democrat voters, I’ll bet.
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5:56 pm
Yes, basically.
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7:35 pm
Arthur Durry is a lively, inactive Australian whose interests include biblical exegesis, cricket and cycling.
Wanna explain THAT, man?
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7:36 pm
Do you have a job?
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9:06 pm
Me? Yes.
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11:05 am
Oh, what?
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7:51 pm
I’d rather not say because it could tend to identify me. I value my privacy.
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7:36 pm
Yes please! ban the bikes. those Self-entitled b@stards can buy a f#cking car!
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7:41 pm
You can f$%^ in a car…Can a car f#$%…? I’m not sure…
…LOL, I know what you meant…
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8:02 pm
you really need to go to the internet.
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9:50 pm
man, I really thought I could find car rape on my various seedy sites I visit. guess I have something to draw.
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5:29 am
There are weirdos who have sex with their cars. I’ve seen documentaries about them.
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11:05 am
Someone took the time to make a documentary about THAT?! Did it earn money? Probably not.
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11:09 am
In the end…You couldn’t find any…LOL.
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7:55 pm
The car lovers turn up on shows like My Strange Addiction.
Check out this dufus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDHSWSDMuWs
Laughing out loud!
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1:15 pm
I don’t watch por.n of any type.
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2:57 pm
Good for you. You’re not missing out on anything.
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5:50 pm
Oh, that link wasn’t p*rnographic. It’s just YouTube. He doesn’t even take his pants off.
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11:06 am
I’m on the internet all of the time…I just don’t look up car po.rn…
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9:07 pm
Well said, 4pricot!
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11:09 am
What?
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8:44 pm
But I can ride my bike with no handlebars…
And since I just brought up lyrics from that terrible, I shall go punish myself…
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9:42 pm
can I join you?
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11:22 pm
The more the merrier
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6:11 pm
any excuse to beat/cut/brand myself.
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7:10 pm
Just don’t go too far!
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7:20 pm
My avatar is Apple Bloom cutting herself…Cutting her cutie mark, that is…L-O-L.
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7:56 pm
4pricot, do you really cut yourself? I hope not.
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8:03 pm
nonsense! I only like it if someone does it to me.
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8:10 pm
Er… OK.
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1:10 pm
any excuse to beat/cut/brand myself.
Contradictory.
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1:59 pm
yes it is. pain feels good, but abuse is euphoric.
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2:01 pm
Why can I not relate to this?
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2:04 pm
Just be glad that you can’t.
Not everything is for everybody.
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2:12 pm
I AM glad that I can’t.
Man oh man, people *ARE* different.
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2:22 pm
They sure are. And as long as they aren’t hurting anybody, that’s OK. But I worry about the ones who are into self-harm.
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2:28 pm
It’s sorta creepy…Sitting alone in the dark, cutting your wrist with a razor…again…and again…and again.
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3:19 pm
I’m going to assume that you’re not actually doing that.
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3:37 pm
Of course.
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3:40 pm
Of course… what?
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3:48 pm
Aha…Gotcha.
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3:55 pm
I don’t got you. But I will continue to assume that you’re not cutting yourself.
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4:11 pm
You would be assuming correctly.
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5:12 pm
Great.
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8:38 pm
I wouldn’t want anyone to relate to this, even I don’t understand why I love punishment so much.
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8:14 pm
I appear to be suffering from withdrawal…
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11:08 am
What is your preferred method of self-punishment?
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6:17 pm
I prefer it if a woman continuously beats me to the floor and strangles me.
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7:09 pm
That isn’t SELF punishment…that’s punishement by random lady…
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8:53 pm
It’s definitely better when someone else punishes you… They can go to levels you can’t bring yourself to go ; )
Usually the best scars come from someone else
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9:34 pm
Damn right, Ouro!
I thought you went missing :c
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1:09 pm
I actually prefer to punish other people…
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8:48 pm
I’m not so good at being the dominator… I’m better at being the submissive one.
I prefer taking the pain than giving it : P
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8:49 pm
Also, if I’m doing the dominating then they’ll get all the cool scars!
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11:40 pm
if I’m the dominant one, it’s because one of us has to die.
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9:44 pm
Nope, I just had a lot on my plate recently. I asked OA if he could tell everyone that I wouldn’t be able to post for awhile. I guess he forgot… Oh well, no harm done : P
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12:04 am
You should have asked your buddy August. He wouldn’t have forgotten!
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2:16 pm
Oh right… You did ask me to tell them… That’s what you get for asking me a favor while we we playing ME3MP… Too focused on combat to remember stuff like that…
Anyways, sorry bout that…
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2:20 pm
Not your fault, OA. If Ouro wants something done he needs to do it himself.
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2:29 pm
Like O said: Not matter.
Matter is no matter.
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2:30 pm
Even better:
The matter is of no matter.
fuc.k I sure
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2:30 pm
Even better:
The matter is of no matter.
fuc.k I sure mess the previous post
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2:32 pm
Oh hi! Now I look drunk.
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8:51 pm
No harm done OA. Not a big deal.
Glad I can distract you with my voluptuous sexbot >3<
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8:55 pm
You might want to elaborate on the “sexbot” thing… Someone who doesn’t play ME3MP will most likely get confused…
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7:07 pm
Any form of mental anguish is fine with me…
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7:10 pm
Oh, and how do you create this anguish?
Me: by living.
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8:49 pm
Usually through truly disturbing or disgusting stories or images… I have to challenge myself to cringe now…
Which is weird… A touching and well written video game or movie story can bring tears to my eyes… But I can look at really f*cked up things without a second thought or even a twitch…
Finding something that can still make me genuinely go “WTF” is a challenge…
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9:56 pm
http://derpibooru.org/269412?scope=scpe25034bb360776e4ea4d70b06d428239135ab4f6d
see if this helps
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10:02 pm
Nope… That’s actually not bad at all… Tame even…
Not even the first time I’ve seen something like that.
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10:44 pm
huh, I dunno… I can’t help you because this doesn’t bother me either; I actually really REALLY like this Character because she is f*cked up in the head.
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1:00 pm
So we can’t shock each other…
I think that maybe I can WTF you…
http://themetalcorefan.tumblr.com/image/45354102076
Nah…That’s just dumb.
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1:01 pm
Click on the image in order to enlarge it.
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1:05 pm
This is a good way to provide mental anguish AND shock/WTF:
http://themetalcorefan.tumblr.com/image/45354454731
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1:06 pm
Finding something that can still make me genuinely go “WTF” is a challenge…
…Yeah…now it’s just like: Hmmm…That’s interesting…
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11:10 am
I beleive that I removed the handlebars from my bike once…No, I couldn’t ride it.
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3:11 am
SO that’s how susan got away from the old people’s home.
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11:07 am
You are bizarre.
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7:57 pm
KBLME thinks Muslims worship Mohammed as a god. He seems to be incapable of learning.
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8:04 pm
I thought Mohammed was a prophet.
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8:09 pm
That’s what Muslims believe. But try telling that to KBLME.
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1:08 pm
Mohammed WAS a prophet…To dem muslims…Allah is the god they worship.
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2:02 pm
Allah is the same god that Christians and Jews worship.
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2:04 pm
Whatever.
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2:06 pm
I don’t really care about that anymore, so, whatever you say.
BTW, how on earth are we both commenting at the same time? I wonder in moving the clock 1 hour forward has something to do with it.
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2:14 pm
It’s not a matter of “whatever you say”; it’s a matter of fact.
Muslims worship the same god that Christians and Jews do.
Muslims believe that Jesus was a great prophet. They just don’t believe that he was Yahweh (aka Jehovah aka Allah).
As to why I’m commenting at 5am my time, well, I’m up a little late.
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2:34 pm
That’s late.
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2:36 pm
The only time I’m up that late is when I’ve been watching MLP.
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3:05 pm
The point is that Christians and Muslims worship the same god. You dig?
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3:12 pm
Yes.
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3:21 pm
Cool.
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7:40 pm
I already knew that, too.
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9:38 pm
I like how i never say anything that then again your religion is good at making people think one thing about others so ya.
Nice bear don’t want others to see where you stole your photo from like all the others?
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11:10 am
Man…I comment a lot…
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11:27 pm
I know. You’re obsessed.
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11:18 am
Seriously, do have a problem with me as a person? Worry about yourself and not me. That’s a Biblical concept. Learn it.
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3:16 am
I have never had the pleasure of breaking bread with you but I do have a problem with your online persona as it relates to this holy website.
You come in here to spew garbage. I’ve read many of your comments and although pithy at times hardly represents anyone that I would classify as a clear-thinking, reasonable person.
You make comments about yourself and your posting habits and then you attack me for offering you constructive criticism.
You would also disregard my advice for you to open up for Jesus. This much I know.
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2:02 pm
Spew garabage…Seriously? Do you even know what you are talking about? Evidently not.
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9:54 pm
I like the new ads that pop up on the photos on the Holy Site. “Searching for ‘I just vomited in my mouth a little bit’? Top answers for ‘I just vomited in my mouth a little bit’!”
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2:48 pm
Who dafuq looks THAT up?!
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3:02 pm
Nobody does. That’s just the way the sh*tty software works. It scans the comments for words and puts them in its ads.
You *have* seen the ads I’m talking about, right? The ones in the photos at the top of the page?
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3:12 pm
Yes, I have seen them. When I installed commenting into my blog, it gave me an option to have a function that worked like that…They don’t work.
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3:22 pm
Searching for When I installed commenting into my blog? Top answers for When I installed commenting into my blog!
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4:05 pm
Did you get that one to show up?
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4:20 pm
Searching for Did you get that one to show up? Top answers for Did you get that one to show up!
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5:03 pm
Searching for Searching for Did you get that one to show up? Top answers for Did you get that one to show up! Top answers for Searching for Did you get that one to show up? Top answers for Did you get that one to show up!
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5:11 pm
Stop! Stop! OK, you win.
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1:21 am
What kind of civilized human being rides a bicycle anyhow?
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2:29 am
A pervert, that’s who. The stiff pole beneath the seat exerts an upward pressure on the taintal or perineal area, making a cyclist acutely aware of his or her toilet area, generating arousal (especially over cobblestones) and a propensity to engage in acts of self-fornication.
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1:17 pm
*Reads comment*
FU.CK! I DON’T LIVE NEAR ANY COBBLESTONES!
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2:02 pm
Laughing out loud!
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7:50 am
I ride bikes to try and injure myself.
it is a difficult process and involves rooftops.
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1:16 pm
It’s easy once you get used to it. You don’t need a rooftop.
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2:43 pm
It’s as easy as falling off a log.
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2:44 pm
Or making your Mother lose her temper…
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3:04 pm
What does your mother do when she gets angry?
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3:11 pm
Now there is the funny part. Nothing. Just sit there and talk in an agitated, raised voice. Nothing outstanding.
Oh yeah, and worry about her children falling victim to satan. Biggest problem the household faces.
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3:24 pm
How many siblings do you have? Boys/girls? Older/younger?
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3:26 pm
And do they show obvious signs of demon possession? Like being into Black Veil Brides and Skrillex?
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3:30 pm
1 older brother.
I am the only one who shows signs of demon possesion. I listen to BVB AND Skrillex.
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3:36 pm
BVB *and* Skrillex?
You truly are damned.
It was nice knowing you.
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3:45 pm
Chimaira, metallica, megadeth, all that remains, korn, bvb, skrillex, darkest hour, trivium, caliban, bullet for my valentine, bring me the horizon, motionless in white, godsmack, suicide silence, breakdown of sanity, killswitch enagage, five finger death punch, a day to remember, 36 crazyfists, as i lay dying, asking alexandria, bleeding through, demon hunter, dead by april, deadmau5, disturbed, green day, hatebreed, in flames, hollywood undead, heaven shall burn, i killed the prom queen, it dies today, janus, lamb of god, living sacrifice, memphis may fire, mudvayne, parkway drive, preemptive strike 0.1, shadows fall, soulfly, the sorrow, the browning, system of a down, the devil wears prada, times of grace, unearth.
I’m sure that I’m missing quite a few.
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3:58 pm
You don’t have to list them all. You can’t get any further down than the lowest level of hell anyway. Which is where all the Skrillex fans go.
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4:03 pm
Judge Judy are we?
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4:04 pm
The bible doesn’t really talk about hell, you said that yourself.
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4:15 pm
Yes, I said that. I was only joking about Skrillex fans going to hell.
Come on, MCF. Get with the program!
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5:02 pm
It’s a byproduct of the-being-on-edge-thing.
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5:40 pm
Is it difficult for you to joke about heaven / hell / god / satan? If so, is it because that’s taboo, or because it’s just something that it would never occur to you to do? I’m genuinely curious.
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7:43 pm
I better pack for the heat then. I love Skrillex’s older stuff.
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11:23 am
I don’t really joke about it because I’m afraid of all 3. I always think that I will be going to hell for something and that fear never goes away…I wish that it would.
BTW, I would likie to hear more about the you-can-be-Christian-and-beleive-that-being-gay-is-ok version of Christianity….And of course cetain types of music is ok, too. Apriccot said that I could ask about that, so I have.
Apricot, have you heard KoRn’s The Path Of Totality? They have several tracks featuring skrillex on it.
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1:51 pm
I don’t listen to Korn, so I haven’t, sorry.
as for my version of Christianity, I want to discuss it with someone first, she knows more than me.
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3:26 pm
There is no hell, Metalcore. there is the first and second death. and there is only mentionings of heaven or paradise if that eases your concerns.
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8:29 pm
Hi Metalcore,
Sorry, I must have overlooked your comment.
I can’t really help you with gay christian resources, other than to suggest that you google them. Check out sites like http://www.gaychristianalliance.com/
There are millions of gay Christians in America. They seem to make it work for them. A lot of other gay people leave religion altogether.
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2:44 pm
Me.
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11:23 pm
I said “civilized.”
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11:25 am
I’m civilized. You are no critic of what is civilized and what is not.
Oh, please, this is SO pathetic…You’re didain of me is pathetic, that is.
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11:27 am
Because I’m not a Christian…I’m not civilized…That is just bad logic…Yes, it IS closed minded.
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11:29 am
It is brutally dogmatic at a minimum. Worry about yourself, not me. You have your own problems, evidently. Just like I have mine…Not being a Christian isn’t one of them.
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5:04 pm
It’s wierd. I’m wasting my day away, and A.D. is losing massive amounts of sleep.
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5:10 pm
Wasting your day away?
How about “Sleeping My Day Away” by the great Danish rock band D.A.D.?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXIR2AH9zng
If you watch this song in its entirety I will watch the next video that you post.
I will also provide you with some fascinating trivia about D.A.D.
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12:04 pm
There…I watched the video. It was a good song. I liked it.
Now…what to post…Something fun. (Not one of those 10 hour youtube videos)
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3:31 pm
There…This ought to be fun…
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-m8_cM_SFI
Enjoy.
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8:22 pm
This may seriously be my favorite avatar yet.
What do you think?
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7:56 pm
Okay…I hope that this doesn’t last…
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7:56 pm
WTF, it POST?!!!
AD, Commenting problems…
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3:36 pm
I am a 19 year old university student. I cannot afford a car, so I ride my bicycle to my school and part time job. Does this make me a the most annoying, irresponsible, anti-social, smug, self-righteous hipster scofflaw, selfish do-nothing?
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10:06 pm
Your comments are certainly annoying and self-righteous.
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11:44 pm
you can be like me and run. Legs are better than a bike because legs can jump and walk up walls
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7:22 pm
So… Ouroboros asked me to tell y’all… That the site is ” eating his comments up”… I actually remembered act on his favor…
I’m suprised the guy has even commented… If I remember right… He’s been busy with his promotion and… -cliffhanger-
Almost spilled the beans…
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7:24 pm
O Rly? It’s gonna block my comments now…
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7:49 pm
Autoblock is the constant bane of the christwire flock
Sometime this site’s running slow and I wonder if it will ever unlock.
ctrl+delete
The end.
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7:50 pm
Oh, Fuc.k! It just blocked me too!
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8:12 pm
ooh, a Cliffhanger. now I’m hooked
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7:50 pm
Why
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7:51 pm
Hey, arthur durry, I’ve been blocked again.
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7:55 pm
We are all BANNED. God, why?
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7:58 pm
I have NO idea what just happened.
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7:59 pm
Okay, life’s back to normal.
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8:04 pm
http://i.imgur.com/IAXxI.jpg
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8:44 pm
Testing, testing, one two three
C’mon comments, post for me
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8:46 pm
Yippee! :3
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11:38 pm
yay!
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8:34 pm
You are wrong sir Arthur furry.
allah is NOT the same GOD (praise be upon HIM)from the HOLY BIBLE.
allah is satan from the HOLY BIBLE.
And you are also wrong about muhammad. he wasn’t a prophet of GOD (praise be upon HIM), he was a seventh century terrorist.
All decent people (or koalas) know that, only gays, liberals / commies / satan’s leftist servants /hate mongers and racist totalitarian fascist of the left, japanese, muslims…and other vile creatures ignore / refuse to acknowledge that fact.
For what did you go to sunday school during your childhood? it seems you went to do anything different from learning.
Seriously how did you score in your religion tests? ..zero? or maybe 0 = your score ?
The belief you hold as true is actually a myth created by evil liberals / commies / satan’s leftist servants /hate mongers
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9:49 pm
Not a furry.
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9:19 pm
bikes are good for the environment also not every person who rides a bike is “annoying, irresponsible, anti-social, smug, self-righteous hipster scofflaws on our roads.”
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