• My Chemical Romance Breaks Up, Emosexuals Around The World Commit Mass Suicide

    March 24, 2013 3:33 am 159 comments
    My Chemical Romance carries what is left of their career

    My Chemical Romance carries what is left of their career

    As soon as news broke about the break-up of My Chemical Romance, millions of children ages 11-16 went on Twitter and Facebook to log their disappointment and pen their social media suicide notes.  MCR, as they are known by “Scene Kids” and “Emo kids” around the world, told everyone today that they were calling it quits.  This band has written anthems for the degenerate youth of today like “Welcome to the black parade”, that encourage dressing in black, wearing black make-up, being friends with black people, and even committing suicide.

    Many of these kids will claim that this band has “saved their lives”, but we must wonder, if these kids had their lives saved by listening to a band with lyrics like “And now the nightclub sets the stage for this they come in pairs she said
    We’ll shoot back holy water like cheap whiskey they’re always there
    Someone get me to the doctor, and someone call the nurse
    And someone buy me roses, and someone burned the church
    We’re hanging out with corpses, and driving in this hearse
    And someone save my soul tonight, please save my soul”,  how can they possibly believe this band saved their lives?

    Those lyrics clearly prove that they want kids to kill themselves or act like vampires so that someone else stakes them in the heart.  Thankfully, this awful “band” of “musicians” has decided to kill their careers before they kill more innocent children.  Perhaps this is a breakthrough.  These Emosexuals might be learning from the wise words of Sister Susan, and ending their vile ways before they infected more young teens.

    Dressing like a Priest won't

    Dressing like a Priest won’t

    Parents from around the world have emailed Christwire about, either their children or friends of their kids, committing suicide after hearing the news of the “bands” demise. I never enjoy hearing news of deaths, but if the world is going to thrive like we did in the 1980′s under Ronald Reagan’s rule, we need to rid ourselves of people who are literally too stupid to be alive. If these children actually believe that a band who sings about vampires and how cool it is to dress in black, have saved their lives, then it is time to remove them from the gene pool before they reproduce.

    One Emosexual's reaction to MCR's break-up

    One Emosexual’s reaction to MCR’s break-up

    We must band together, and call for a boycott of all of this “music” before our youth become to0 stupid to even tie their own shoes or make toast. This “music” could be the end of civilization as we know it, due to the fact that these children are too dumb to even feed themselves. Pray with me that God will end the emosexual movement. He has begun it, by ending My Chemical Romance, but now we need Him to end bands like Black Veiled Brides, BOTDF, and Bring Me The Horizon.

    God bless you and have a safe day. (Emo kids, that means try not to cut yourselves today)

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    Bruce Myron Danus Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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