New York’s Health Department today announced that if you engage in homosexualist backside dallying, you need to be vaccinated for meningitis. This adds to the already long list of Gay Bowel Diseases caused by the sinful act of poo-pushing.
For years, we at Christwire have warned of the consequences of male on male fudge tunnel fondling, but an increasing number of men have failed to heed our warnings and are now contracting even more deadly diseases. This newest outbreak has already killed 7 gays and sickened at least 22 others. Add this to the the millions of gays that have HIV, and it proves that God is targeting homogays with deadly diseases to warn others not to choose being a gay.
These gays are being infected with this disease by having unprotected rectal romping with random partners that they meet at bars, underground gay sex parties, bathhouses and the YMCA. Also adding to the list are gay websites like Tumblr and Reddit, along with apps on iPhones such as Twink Finder and Bear Magnet. Users of Apple products have a 98% infection rate of various STDs and Gay Bowel Diseases.
Most of the men infected with this disease are also carriers of the AIDS virus, and could be infecting you just by shaking hands with you, or sneezing near you. Bacterial meningitis infects the membranous lining of the brain and includes symptoms like fever, vomiting, and headaches; it can lead to brain damage or death if left untreated. If you believe that you have been in a room in close proximity with a gay, immediately call the CDC and have the gay quarantined, then go to your doctor and get checked for any forms of Gay Bowel Diseases or STDs and get vaccinated.
This is why gay marriage should be illegal, and gays should be immediately quarantined to their own island where they can’t spread these awful diseases to actual humans. If we continue to allow the gays to walk the streets with humans, they will continue infecting normal people with their diseases. Just think of all the poor children that are being infected at this very moment, because as we all know, for every one gay, 4 children get improperly backside diddled. We need to immediately call for the deportation of all gays, and send them off to a private island or back to France where they most likely came from.
God bless you, and stay safe (Especially from the gays. Wear a CDC-approved hazard suit like I do, just to make sure you are safe).