• Adventure Time Legend of Zelda Coming To Cartoon Network This Fall

    June 22, 2013 8:03 pm 8 comments

    Dear Comrades,

    I’ve noticed that the neighbor children down the street have been watching a cartoon called, Adventure Time on the television. I asked them what this cartoon, Adventure Time, was as I served them some lemon cookies and water. I was shocked to learn that the young children were watching a show made and created by the same communist-ridden Chinese, Legend of Zelda.

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    As it turns out, the cartoon, Adventure Time, is actually based off of the original 1987 Gameboy game, Legend of Zelda Ocarina Time. The show is shielding itself to try to say that it is okay for our children to use magic powers and save imaginary princesses from evil demon thief kings and listen to fairies scream at you to listen. This is a Chinese-commie trick to convince our children to turn against our ways that have been so stable for years.

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    The Adventure Time show was recently announced to begin another season in the Fall of 2013. This is the same time the new Pokémon X and Y games are to be released worldwide! A coincidence? I think not!

    This new season of the cartoon, Adventure Time is going to be called The Legend of Bubblegum. The name of the imaginary princess in the cartoon, Adventure Time, was taken from a Brony from the new season of My Little Brony: Friendship is Magick.

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    This kind of nonsense has got to be stopped right here and now. We’re allowing the homodandys to run around in lands called, Equestria and eat forbidden fruits called, Poniguri. We’re also allowing the Chinese Commie-ridden cartoon, Adventure Time to enter the young and innocent minds of our children.

    If your child or children ever mention the cartoon show, Adventure Time make sure you smash that television and send them to their rooms straight away. Or better yet put them to work with summer time chores. Take head of this commie-ridden cartoon, Adventure Time and God Bless.

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