You have to see it to believe it, so here you go:
Now available at fine retailers near you, comes booze tubes full encased in the all-too-familiar tampon brand packaging. While there may be some McDowell’s vs. McDonald’s style, courtesy of Coming to America styled corporate brand discrepancy shenanigans, I have to imagine that the amount of students sneaking off to use the loo in the coming schoolyear will greatly increase.
It is worth saying, parents, sneak into your daughter’s handbags. Even for you concerned husbands out there, I recommend making sure the wife isn’t trying to get snockered at work so she has an excuse and hazy memories of getting sloppy with Johnny from accounting.
Like all products such as this, the state of origin is Florida.