• God Smites Satanic Musicians As A Warning To Satanic Atheists Everywhere: “REPENT NOW!!!”

    June 16, 2013 8:07 pm 2 comments
    Hipped Hopper Mac Daddy Kelly wearing his clothing backwards as a sign that he loved Satan

    Hipped Hopper Mac Daddy Kelly wearing his clothing backwards as a sign that he loved Satan

    In the past few weeks, multiple deaths of “musicians” from the 80s have been reported. While there are many rumors surrounding these deaths (spider bites, liver failure, drugs use, auto-erotic asphyxiation, etc…), the facts are quite apparent: God is smiting these heathens for promoting Satan and Atheism, drugs using, sex before marriage, allowing blacks, illegal Mexicans, women and gays to vote, drive and get married, and many other abuses of His perfect Christian Nation of America. America is at a breaking point now. We have more illegals and terror babies than good Christian White people, the gays want the same rights as actual humans, Glee and American Idol are still on television and Blood on the Dance Floor is still considered music. God is angry, and you should be too.

    Let’s start with the basics of these bands. Slayer has been praising Satan for over 3 decades with songs like “South of Heaven”, a clear ode to living in Hell with Satan, or “Reign in Blood” where they talk about how they will serve their master, Satan, as they murder innocent Christians and bathe in their blood. The Divinyls are famous for a song called “I touch myself”, obviously teaching our precious White children that self-rape is cool. Kriss Kross came to fame with a song called “Jump, Jump”. “Jumping” in ghetto drug dealer talk means getting high on cracked coke canes mixed with heroin or, even worse, marijuanas and then raping the first White woman that you see. These 3 deaths were not accidents, my friends. These deaths were brought about by God to show that worshiping Satan and Richard Dawkins will always end in misery and death, rather than Eternal Life in Heaven.

    God sent a spider to show this Satanic Atheist the error of his ways, but he didn't repent and died.

    God sent a spider to show this Satanic Atheist the error of his ways, but he didn’t repent and died.

    Looking at these 3 deaths, it is amazing the way that God can bring His judgement to people in many different ways. Let’s start with the most obvious Satanic Atheist of the group:

    Jeff Hanneman from the pop group called Slayer.

    Lyrics to “Hell Awaits” written by Hanneman: “Existing on damnation’s edge
    The priest had never known
    To witness such a violent show
    Of power overthrown

    Angels fighting aimlessly
    Still dying by the sword
    Our legions killing all in sight
    To get the one called lord

    The gates of hell lie waiting as you see
    There’s no price to pay just follow me
    I can take your lost soul from the grave
    Jesus knows your soul can not be saved

    Crucify the so called lord
    He soon shall fall to me
    Your souls are damned your God has fell
    To slave for me eternally
    Hell awaits…

    The reaper guard’s the darkened gates
    That satan calls his home
    Demons feed the furnace where
    The dead are free to roam

    Lonely children of the night
    There’s seven ways to go
    Each leading to the burning hole
    The lucifer controls

    Priests of hades seek the sacred star
    Satan sees the answer lies not far
    Zombies screaming souls cry out to you
    Satanic laws prevail your life is through

    Pray to the moon… when it is round
    Death with you shall then abound
    What you seek… for can’t be found
    In sea or sky or underground

    (lead – hanneman)

    Now I have you deep inside my everlasting grasp
    The seven bloody gates of hell
    Is where you’ll live your last

    Warriors from hell’s domain
    Will bring you to your death
    The flames of hades burning strong
    Your soul shall never rest

    The gates of hell lie waiting as you see
    There’s no price to pay just follow me
    I can take your lost soul from the grave
    Jesus knows your soul can not be saved

    Sacrifice the lives of all I know they
    Soon shall die
    Their souls are damned to rot in hell
    And keep the fire growing deep inside
    Hell awaits… ”

    Proof that Slayer is an Atheist band of Satan worshipers.

    Proof that Slayer is an Atheist band of Satan worshipers.

    How can anyone listen to a song like that and not feel like Satan is creeping into their soul? How could someone write a song like that without having Satan living inside of them? The Lord that Jeff Hanneman wanted to kill in this song, instead killed Hanneman by sending a Brown Recluse spider to bite him. After a year of agonizing pain, Satan finally left this man’s body and he succumbed to the poisons in his body. This proves that while Satan may be strong, God has patience and knows that Satan will give up eventually. All you Atheists that are praying to Satan for power wil end up losing, just like Jeff Hanneman did. Repent now and ask God into your hearts.

    Chrissy Amphlett from The Divinyls

    Obviously she "touched herself", because nobody else would.

    Obviously she “touched herself”, because nobody else would.

    This vile female spent decades teaching people that self-rape was a perfectly normal activity. As we all know, the act of self “M”ing is horrifying in the eyes of God. Sexual activity is only to be used for procreation, and never for pleasure. This women was not just commiting a sin in the eyes of God, but she was also telling millions of others that it was “cool” to sin. God finally decided that enough was enough. He smote her with not just one disease, but two at the same time. After years of allowing others to touch her mammalian ludicrosities, she was diagnosed with breast cancer because God only wants babies to touch and suckle on female milk sacs. A few months later, she was also diagnosed with Jerry Lewis Syndrome aka multiple sclerosis. She got MS by using a rubber phallic toy with high amounts of asbestos used in it. That is just another reason to not self-rape. Do you want MS too? Stop before God smites you as well.

    Chris Kelly aka Mac Daddy from Kriss Kross

    The worst offender in God’s eyes has to be this Sub-Saharan, gang banging, drug dealing/using Hipped Hopper though. Jesus spent years of His short 33 year life trying to help the sin-skinned types in His area, but almost 2000 years later, we still see that they are content to act like savages from the jungle. Chris Kelly is a perfect example of this. Kelly spent 34 years trying to escape his own blackness, much like all wrappers have tried, but he only managed a few drug free years. Satan noticed that Kelly wasn’t following his plan for all blacks because he became sober and actually got a job and was off ObamaFare food stamps for almost 2 years. This made Satan promote a “Reunion Concert” for Kriss Kross in Atlanta, GA. Susan B. Xenu fought valiantly against allowing these drugged out youths from performing rather than a Christian Rap group like D.C. Talk, but was ultimately overwhelmed by the massive amounts of jobless blacks in Atlanta who have way too much time on their hands to go to City Council Meetings and sell drugs. After this “Reunion Concert”, Chris Kelly’s mother reports that her son was doing “speedballs” daily. A “speedball” is a mixture of Coke Canes, Heroin, bath salts and a dash of liquid marijuanas. Kelly’s death has been ruled an overdose, but we all know that a person who has been using drugs since birth can’t overdose without God intervening.

    Even the Liberals from Westboro know that this is true.

    Even the Liberals from Westboro know that this is true.

    In conclusion, I have proven beyond a reasonable doubt that God has smote these “musicians” as a warning to all of you Satan worshiping Atheists around. That warning is: “Repent your evil ways, and Join Us Now”.

    God bless you all, and have a safe day.

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    Bruce Myron Danus Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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