Kanye West and Kim Kardashian chose North West as their female child’s new name. Someway, somehow, Kim and Kanye managed to surpass all ridiculous names like Lakwenita or Turkey Butterball and come up with a name so bad that you know every red-haired bully is just waiting for that first day at Belair Academy, where they ask North what it’s like to have Santa Clause always looking for her.
If I went to a strip joint in the Antartica, I would expect to find a stripper named North sliding up and down a pole. And judging by Kardashian genetics and talent sets, perhaps that fate is not too far fetched.
In all seriousness though, despite the parents you have to hope the best for North West. The poor child is just the latest victim of a trend in celebrity parent naming, where they think picking weird, overly gimmicky names for their spawn is a great thing. In my professional opinion, this is a major part of why celebrity children are always so messed up in the head.