In the images above, a male member clearly bulges out from female lingerie. These shocking, in-your-face new items will be hitting a store shelf new you.
Brisbane, Australia (CWGlobal) – Men who have longed for their loins to be held within the fabric of their wive’s lingerie or panties need to fantasize no longer. A company named HomomeMystere allows men to know what it feels like to be a gussied up woman. Offering a variety of fabric and designs, the traditionally female fashion’s being peddled by this company have quickly become a popular item in very gay enclaves across the nation.
Australia recently legalized gay marriage, along with New Zealand. Moral men of the nation have sent in requets for humanitarian relief amidst all the tragedy that has befallen them. Since gay marriage was approved in Australia, the incidence of non-gay men being eye-fondled in public restrooms hase skyrocketed. Australia’s divorce rate has increased 13%, with the lead causal factor being wives suspicious that their husband may be gay.
Even more alarming, the Australian firm confesses that their garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’. I am not sure what a teddie is, but something tells me whoever buys these things don’t mind a little something riding them down there.
In the coming months, the firm also plans to unleash ‘women’s pants’ for men. The company reports:
“We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion.”
While they are not concerned, I maintain this clothing is dangerous. What if you try it on and like it? It is not fair to introduce this type of clothing to men during such hard social and economic times. With all the undue stress and reports of gays disguising themselves as a woman on Christian mingle, somehow in the confusion a man may wear this ‘liberating’ liberal get-up somewhere intimate, and in confusion with his clothing looking just like my wife, I may be tempted to crawl on top and give him some exercise.
We have not found any data on the rate of gay in Australia, since this new clothing’s launch is still fairly new. But we’d like to see the stats, because the odds are that incidence of gay is up at least 24%.
Here a young woman defends herself from a wild gay man. This young couple plays a round of slap and tickle, with the man’s twiddle rompus being clothed by silken