Pokémon is a dangerous game released by Blizzard, the same company responsible for titles like Skyrim and World of Witchcraft. Pokémon is basically a spinoff of Spore, a game where the player is taught that creatures ‘evolve’ from bacteria in the ocean to space-faring races who can recreate life on a whim.
For parents worried that their young ones may become involved in Pokémon, here are the most dangerous Poke Balls you may hear your child talking about. As the name implies, a “Poke Ball” is a male Pokémon and he uses his “Poke Balls” to create new generations of Pokémon with the other gender. The euphemism in this game is just absolutely sickening.
Here is a detailed look at the most salacious and frustrating Poke Balls.