• How Will Detroit’s Bankruptcy Filing Affect Other Third World Countries?

    July 21, 2013 3:45 am 7 comments

    Detroit’s failed attempt at raising money. “Adopt A Crackhead”

    Detroit has recently filed for Bankruptcy. This came as no big shock to anyone who has ever watched the television show called “Hardcore Pawn” though. In that show, which is set in a pawn shop in the heart of Detroit, the only people we ever see with nice stuff and money to spend on nice stuff are White people, while the blacks are all lining up to yell at the poor Jewish family that runs the store. We see these blacks going into a tribal rage whenever the Gold family tells them that their “bling” is fake and worthless. They look like they are about to start fling their feces around the store like a chimp in a zoo whenever they find out their pawned Xbox was sold because they failed to make a payment on it for 9 months. Detroit has a population that is 98% blacks or illegal Mexicans and only 2% White, Christian people. We can see why Detroit was destined to fail from the beginning. It started back before 1863, with the underground railroad and finally reached its end a few days ago.

    A mansion in Detroit would be condemned in any non-third world country.

    A mansion in Detroit would be condemned in any non-third world country.

    Detroit, while being one of America’s largest cities, is also classified as a Third World Country. This classification confuses many less intelligent people, like liberals and atheists, as well as minorities. I will simplify it for the uneducated here. A Third World Country is any land mass that contains the following within a border: 1. Any area with more than 1 million people within its borders.
    2. Any area where 70% or more are unemployed or leave under the poverty level.
    3. Any area that cannot deliver clean drinking water and electricity to at least 50% of the population.

    With these 3 guidelines, we can conclude that Detroit, Harlem and East L.A. are all Third World Countries, while still being American cities.

    Now that we have the logistics of a “Third World Country” out of the way, let’s discuss the economic issues that will follow this Bankruptcy. First, most of the people that were employed by the city will lose their jobs, because the city has to pay back their debts before they can begin profiting again. Second, most of the blacks will move back to Atlanta and Charleston again due to the closure of the many KFC and Church’s chicken joints around the city. Third, America will lose a hilarious reality comedy called “Hardcore Pawn”, because all the blacks are moving, causing the comical value of that show to plummet and become “Pawn Stars” instead. Fourth, the American Auto Industry will be gutted. The fourth is the biggest problem, so I will delve into that even deeper in a moment.

    A tribal child from Detroit cries after realizing he will need to drive to Green Bay, WI to eat KFC again

    A tribal child from Detroit cries after realizing he will need to drive to Green Bay, WI to eat KFC again

    Obama bailed out GM and Ford as one of his first acts as a “President”, and claims he did one of the greatest bailouts in history, yet now the entire city that those companies rely on is bankrupt. Why didn’t Obama simply say “Our economy is so horrible because we still use the Federal Reserve instead of converting back to the gold standard like all of the richest countries have done?”. I’ll tell you why he didn’t. Obama is a socialist Kenyan that wants nothing more than to destroy America from within. He realized that if he pumped money into failing major companies, then smaller companies would start putting in their own money and efforts to help those companies grow. It sounds like a great idea at first, but once those companies started profiting again, they started buying up the smaller companies. Buying out small companies helps the people that own them, but it does not help the employees that get laid off after. Obama knew that he could use his bailout of the Auto industry to get re-elected, then wait 2 years to watch the entire industry swallow itself alive. Basically, Obama calculated that by bailing out the auto industry, they would hire smaller companies that would lessen unemployment which would make him re-electable while he plot gun trading, bombings in Benghazi and Boston, and even race riots via George Zimmerman.

    Obama gives a wink to our future Chinese overlords.

    Obama gives a wink to our future Chinese overlords.

    In conclusion, Obama bought Detroit with the bailouts in order to force them in to bankruptcy. After the bankruptcy happens, he plans on selling Detroit to the Chinese or Canadians because it is close to the border and would be a great invasion point for anyone. The only hope we have is if a great American like Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Pat Robertson or Kirk Cameron buys Detroit quickly to turn it into a Christian, Republican, White Utopia.

    God bless you, and be safe.

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    Bruce Myron Danus Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.

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