Sin-shooter, neighbor-of-anus, the slurping salmon. Call it what you will, but somewhere in Germany a mother popped out a 13.47 pound baby, vaginally.
Shocked Asian doctor to the right cannot even calculate how this baby was able to pop out.
In a headline that can only come from post-nuclear Chernobyl or a random village in eastern Germany (which this does), a German baby named Jasleen has taken the title of the world’s heaviest baby.
Being a tough German woman who most have the world’s most powerful Kegel exercise regimen, the baby’s mother was somehow able to squeeze out a 13.47 pounds, 22.6 inch The 13.47 pounds little ham is thought to have received her amazing size through genetics, specifically a bizarre form of hidden gestational diabetes, reports the German paper Der Spiegel.