If you look at the first symptoms of Ebola, they include sudden onset of fever, weakness, muscle pain, headaches and a sore throat, it sounds like how you feel after a saucy night with a husky, well-endowed bear.
Now I find that to be no coincidence that the symptoms of Ebola infestation and a night of raw loving between two men come up with the same symptoms.
This is one of those gut fact instincts and I am sure millions of you readers out there agree with me right now. I can feel this truth in my gut, that there is a tie between Ebola virus and the sudden spread of gay marriage.
Until further research is done on the matter, it only makes sense for the world governments to put a temporary halt on gay marriage. Now I am not saying it has to be an eternal halt, but just enough for Christian leaders and scientists to get together and took a good, hard look at all the data and studies.
When you are talking about a global pandemic, it is very selfish to put one’s selfish desires over the greater good, so hopefully those in gay marriages will understand why their civil unions have to be dissolved and other gays realize that only a good 30 or 40 years worth of research will suffice to see if we can find some correlation between Ebola and gay marriage.