Jealous of all the attention Palestinians and Ebola-infected people are getting in media, the gays are committing random acts of larceny worldwide to bring more attention to themselves.
The most recent example of the gays acting up comes from Greece, where shocked nationals are in emotional bewilderment with their national monuments being forced into such provocative clothing.
To the right, we can see some Roman gays have adorned a holy carved statue into some fetish clothing. Instead of being a testament to the human form, the statue is now wearing a leopard print thong and a flamingo pink boa.
Gays love feasting upon exotic animals, so it is no shock here that the thought of sizzling flamingo meat, pink martinis and the juices of a leopards loins get the gays all worked up into a hard, marbled mess of sin.