North Korea Lacing Love Letters to President Trump with Homosexual Chemtrail-Laced Inks

The gay community has shared its latest mind-warping chemtrail technology on the international black market and the aftermath of it has reached the highest echelons of politics.

New reports reveal that gays have developed a powerful new ink that when touched or inhaled, immediately puts the body in a post-coital ‘lover’s trance’ in which the brain is extremely pliable to written suggestion.

The report gained popularity today after moral media outlets struggled to explain why President Trump announced that he and Kim Jong Un are ‘in love’ after description of a breathy, meaty, intimate exchange and a series of love letters from North Korea. The crowd nervously laughed as Trump spoke about how the chemtrails affected him, all caught on video.

Scientists with the Christian Defender League of Texas speculate that gays are milking the ink sacs of squids, then taking the milky ink and mixing it with spent 8-ball soaked sweats of late night homosexuality obtained from various night clubs, using some sort of advanced electrophoresis technique to complete the product.

Prayer warriors are being told to unleash an extra prayer today so that the effects of the chemical ink on the president can be undone.

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Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.