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    Black Hollywood Producer Complains After Getting Arrested By Police For Being Black In The Wrong Area

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    Yet another black man is giving the police a hard time.  This time, a Hollywood producer named Charles Belk is getting lippy with THE LAW after they accidentally took away his Civil Rights by: “Within an evening, I was wrongly arrested, locked up, denied a phone call, denied explanation of charges against me, denied ever being read my rights, denied being able to speak to my lawyer for a lengthy time, and denied being told that my car had been […]

    God Uses His Power To Shut Down Burning Man, Rain and Hail Keep The Desert Sinners Away

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    I prayed so hard this year for Burning Man 2014 to be ruined!  I joined hundreds of other pastors nationwide, crying out unto the heavens, “Dear Lord, strike down those hippie college students with a flood of water and rain upon their head a hailstorm!  Drench the burning man in your fury!  Drown out their poi fires and let them know, they are sinners!” We cried out this prayer my friends and now you see the results.  Glory! Burning Man […]

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    God Unleashes Storm Upon Kansas Town For Getting Too “Gay Marriage Friendly”

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    Behold, the power of the LORD! In this picture, we can see what happens when you have a town that gets too gay marriage friendly!  Look at that powerful storm. What happens is that when towns think about legalizing gay marriage too much, the angels up in heaven cry.  They are sad because instead of many beautiful children being born unto a man and a woman, instead Satan is laughing as all them sperms and eggs are going to waste! […]

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    Is That Al Sharpton Fondling Eric Holder?

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    Well, well, well. Colored me surprised. I looks like three of the four horsemen are having a little willy nilly downtime.  I guess that Obama is grappling his 3 wood on the fairway.  Ha! I know the liberals think that tugging a lug in public and gay marriage in public is just fine, but at least one of these men is a civil servant.  One is supposed to be a minister and the other an ‘activist’.  I do not believe […]

    Topless Facebook Users Flood Christian Pastor’s Inbox With Breast Pictures for GoToplessDay

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    I am the victim of that headline you just read up above.  Apparently the liberals have created a new holiday called “GoToplessDay”, where men and womens take pictures of their milksacks and then post it around for everyone to get an eyeful!  On Facebook! About a year ago, I helped lead a campaign to get the Breastsfeeding Mothers off of Facebook.  My campaign was successful for a while, but somehow the ACLU got involved and the next thing you know, […]

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    Is Australia To Blame For America’s Recent Drought?

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      There is a new James Bond caliber villain building up his power in the Land Down Under.  His name is Tony Abbott and I have uncovered one of his main liberal schemes:  rob America of all its water. The sinister plan to weaken America by leaving us all parched and thirsty started in February, when it was revealed Australia’s farmers could no longer farm because all of their water drained off the Earth.  As you know, Australia sits upside […]

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    Butt Covers For Your Cat and Dog Can Reduce Pet Homosexuality by 43%

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      If you have a cat or dog, you know that the animals have a sickening fascination with exposing their backsides.  Dogs love to do yoga poses at the most inopportune moments, usually sauntering into a room full of dinner guests to do their best ‘revealing mantis’ stretch to make sure everyone sees from where their poop comes. Cats are ten times worse, waking their owners up first thing in the morning with lewd displays of kitty butt and the […]

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    I Am Extremely Terrified of Black People, But I Am Not Racist

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    The Ghetto is a scary place, much too dangerous for fragile and cute white women to explore! My friends, today you should beware the threat of the ghetto like never before.  As you sit comfortably in your suburban home, perhaps relaxing after work or getting ready to go out for a evening jog, the people of the ghetto are rioting and breeding, wildly spreading and seeking out new ‘conquests’ to devour and destroy. The ghetto is a lurking black mamba, […]

    I Am Not Racist, But I Would Just Like Obama Better If He Were White

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      Now, let me start this off with a disclaimer:  I am not racist. Over the last few weeks, I have been highly critical of President Barack HUSSEIN Obama.  I have critiqued his policies, handling of important issues to America and showing favoritism to lazy people who have no business living in a capitalist nation if they don’t want to stop being no-good, baggy-pants wearing, baby-momma having mooches in this society. Of course, you cannot criticize this president without the […]

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    Obama Is The Egyptian Goa’uld Apophis, Come To Destroy God and All Christians in America

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    Richard Dean Anderson tried to warn us years ago, that there are a demon-possessed ‘secret society’ of people who walk among us.  They are called Goa’uld, veiled demons in a human’s skin.  They have special Satanic powers and ability and all seek to rule humanity with an iron fist.  My friends let us be clear, Obama is a Goa’uld.  I have all the proof you need here. If you know your ancient Egyptian history, you will know that one of the most […]

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    President Bush Cures Ebola, Destroys Obama’s Plan To Destroy Jesus and Create A New Age of Liberal Darkness

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      Late last week, President George W. Bush rushed to the CDC with an entourage of men.  He hurriedly looked over his shoulder, his small dispatch of secret service agents on high alert. In his right hand, President Bush held a small, black briefcase.  There was a cooling unit attached to the briefcase. A sudden raucous appeared up the street.  A fleet of black, unmarked vans sped toward Bush’s entourage.  His men formed a human shield in front of the […]

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    Obama and Eric Holder Help Rioters Loot Stores in Ferguson

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     Obama flosses his blinged blingy after secretly rioting and robbing a jewelry store with ‘his people’ last night in Ferguson, Missouri. Here we see picture evidence of President Obama being a typical Chicago thug.  Last night, Ferguson police reported that two suspiciously black males wore masks and broke into a local jewelry store. It is no coincidence that Obama whereabouts last night are ‘unknown’ and that his little flunky Eric Holder was also in Ferguson, sizing up the local police […]

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    Ferguson Missouri Outlaws “Being Black in Public”, Shoot 8 and Arrest 93 Blacks For Breaking New Law

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    Ferguson police release sketch of what they think a ‘normal black’ may look like on the street, so that non-black residents can easily identify and report when they see one. Police forces in Ferguson report higher than ever black crime rate after a new city ordinance that disallows ‘public displays of blackness’ took effect early Thursday morning. “The black situation was just getting out of control,” a spokesman for the city’s police reported under condition of anonymity. “There were just […]

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    China Threatens To Invade Ferguson Missouri, “These Human Rights Violations Are Even Too Evil For Us To Accept”

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    Early Thursday morning, Chinese officials announced plans to invade Ferguson, Missouri, to put a stop to ‘the blatant human rights violations being afflicted upon America’s minorities.” Egypt and Iran vowed to send troops and supplies to Ferguson, Missouri, as well, helping to bolster the Chinese invasion of the small Missouri town that is ‘obviously a stronghold of terrorism.” Chinese President Xi Jinping weighed in on the matter, “These Chinese people have made it clear that they find the blatant slaughter […]

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    Exclusive: Barack Obama’s Secret Twin Sister Reveals Herself For The First Time, Confirms Fears We Have Always Had About Barack

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    Baraka Jameelah Obama, Barack Obama’s older sister by 1 minute and 6 seconds. On August 4, 1961, 53 years ago, Barack Hussein Obama was born to Barack Obama, Sr., and Ann Dunham.  Dunham was proud as she always dreamed that one day she would be a mother.  But as it turns out, she was already a mother, because she gave birth to a twin girl only 1 minute and 6 seconds earlier. Baraka Obama sat down for her first media interview […]