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    Confirmed: Gays Are Using Snapchat’s New Snap Map Location Feature To Hunt Down Straight Men And Turn Them Gay

    by Marion Uncmeier - View all comments

    Moles within the gays community confirm that gays have used their technological prowess to exploit Snapchat’s new Snap Map feature to hunt down straight men and groom them into homosexuality. Earlier in the week, reports arose nationwide that straight fathers taking innocent morning strolls or late night jaunts to the supermarket were making up missing, only to be found hours later exhausted and with spent sweat, the ‘look of homosexuality’ raging within their eyes. Scientists from the CDC found that […]

    Poor People Don’t Need Good Health Care, They Just Need to Pray Harder

    by Marion Uncmeier - View all comments

    Liberals are up in arms now that Congress is poised to pass the American Health Care Act. Just because 22 million people will be without access to a primary care doctor and prescriptions, liberal elites are pretending like all hope is loss. Scientific studies reveal the power of Christian prayer is just as effective as going to the doctor, especially for poor people.  Researchers found that a specific prayer technique called Proximal Intercessory Prayer unleashes a ‘divine healing’ upon the […]

    Black Couple Attack Georgia Restaurant Couple and Daughter Over Cold Fried Chicken

    by Marion Uncmeier - View all comments

    Cold fried chicken was allegedly inspiration enough for a Georgia couple to jump from their vehicle and physically assault a mother and daughter. Shocking footage shows a woman being beaten, then her daughter punched by a man, because their restaurant served up some fried chicken that was deemed too cold:

    Police Find Largest Hidden Trove Of Nazi Artifacts in Argentina

    by Frank Meyer - View all comments

    Police report that a house in Beccar, just north of Buenos Aires, Argentina, contains what appears to be the largest collection of Nazi-Germany artifacts which seem to be authentic and likely belonged to a high level officer. In total, there are 75 pieces in the collection, all emblazoned with details typical of 1940s-era Germany under the rule of Adolf Hitler. “Our first investigations indicate that these are original pieces,” Argentine Security Minister Patricia Bullrich told The Associated Press on Monday, […]

    Video: Wisconsin Woman Sets House On Fire, Killing 72-Year-Old Man

    by Marion Uncmeier - View all comments

    A disturbing new video from Wisconsin shows the moment when a woman uses what appears to be gasoline to set a house on fire. While bystanders look, film cell-phone video and make commentary, a woman methodically sets fire to curtains through an open window. After the fire is set ablaze, it becomes immediately apparent that the home is occupied. Authorities in Wisconsin report that a 72-year-old man was in the home at the time it was set on the fire […]

    Confirmed: Gays Are Using Father’s Day 2017 To Lure 1,000s of Unsuspecting Dads into the Homosexual Lifestyle

    by Marion Uncmeier - View all comments

    If you are planning to visit a national park or fair to celebrate Father’s Day today, beware as multiple sources confirm gays have coordinated an international plan to lure 1,000s of unsuspecting dads into homosexuality. Using everything from homosexual chemtrails, tainted ants to displays of their carefully chiseled and lilac scented abs glinting in the Sunday’s sunlight, gays are fully deploying and actively trying to recruit dads into their lifestyle for Father’s Day 2017.  Moles within the gay community confirm […]

    The Walking Dead: Hillary Clinton Orders Death of Glenn

    by Riggin Goodman - View all comments

    Fans of hit television show The Walking Dead are in mourning today after learning the victim of Neegan and his bat Lucille is none other than series favorite Glenn. Insiders to the show reveal that originally, producers planned for only Abraham Ford to die in the season finale.  But they allegedly received an ominous phone call directly from the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign, demanding that Glenn be killed off as well and that she would be by the set to […]

    Gays Create Pokemon Go To Destroy Straight Marriage?

    by Frank Meyer - View all comments

    Sources are reporting a record number of couples are filing for divorce this summer and blaming the gay-power app Pokemon Go! “What many consumers fail to realize is that Pokemon was created in Japan as a dating game for homosexuals.  Pokemon literally means ‘Pocket Monster’ in Japanese, with pocket monster being euphemism for a male’s reproductive organ,” reports the St. Olaf Conservative Tribune. Pokemon Go! stands for ‘Pokemon Gay Overload!’ or fully translated, “Pocket Monster, Gay Overload!”.  This next generation […]

    Pokémon Go Player Finds Body

    by Brad Haegelmann - View all comments

    A Pokémon Go player discovered a body floating in a brook in New Hampshire.  The Pokémon game lead the player to a secluded location where the body was located, according to officer Robert Giggi of the Nashua police department. Police do not suspect anything suspicious took place, but will release further details after an investigation.

    McCain: “Obama is Directly Responsible For the Orlando Shooting”

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    Barack Obama is directly responsible for the Orlando nightclub shooting.  As reported by Senator John McCain, the president of the United States is to blame for the tragedy.  Here is the video:

    The Trump Show Isn’t Funny

    by Sandra O'connor - View all comments

      In an interview with John Kasich from Yahoo News and Politics, he stated that he was not impressed with the progress Donald Trump was making in his campaign. When asked what he was going to about voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump when the time comes, he looked almost baffled and told the media, “I’m waiting to see if at this point there’s going to be a Damascus Road experience, a dramatic change,” Kasich said. “And I haven’t seen […]

    Women to Register for the Military Draft

    by Sandra O'connor - View all comments

    In a recent Senate session, Ted Cruz suggested that women be required to register for the military draft starting January, 18, 2017. This would be a radical change in the American military history for the books. The ages for the requirement would be from 18-25, just like with men who are required to register for military draft. This system has been used since World War II and Vietnam. “The modern draft system was set up in 1948 during the Cold […]

    Clinton And Sanders Meet To Plan To Take On Trump

    by Cadence Appleton - View all comments

    After winning the Primaries, Hillary Clinton met up with Bernie Sanders  for almost two full hours at a local restaurant to come up with a plan to take on Donald Trump. The two have come together to take on this mad man and defeat him before he destroys the country and lead us to ruin. When interviewed by Yahoo News and politics Hillary stated, “We’ve talked about the “dangerous threat Donald Trump poses to the nation.” The Clinton camp said the pair […]

    Zelda The Breath of the Wild box art and Ganon confirmed

    by Sandra O'connor - View all comments

    Here’s the box art for the new Zelda game, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, we’re currently going crazy about. It features artwork we saw a while back, with Link aiming his bow. Now, don’t get me wrong, the art is pretty, but considering how amazing the game’s world looks, it seems a shame not to see a beautiful landscape on the cover.   As you can see from the box art, Amiibo support is indeed confirmed for the […]

    The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild reveals skinny dipping

    by Sandra O'connor - View all comments

    The recently revealed game at the Nintendo Conference at E3 has confirmed skinny dipping to be a new detail on Link’s high rolling adventures. In this brand new Hyrule there are ponds and lakes a plenty to be found. The creators of the game Mr. Anouma thought it would be a relief for the hero to take a break from travelling and cool himself off in a pond or lake. He felt that this action to skinny dip would be […]