In the images above, a male member clearly bulges out from female lingerie.  These shocking, in-your-face new items will be hitting a store shelf new you. Brisbane, Australia (CWGlobal) - Men who have longed for their loins to be held within the fabric of their wive’s lingerie or panties need to [...]

There is a new movement of young people named The Resistance.  They meet every week to tease the devil and make him drool, then they do the right thing.  One resister showed how Satan tried to turn her into a tanga maiden and become a protestantute.  Look at her knit [...]

Whenever I see a cute, wealthy lesbian, I get depressed.   If I were just a few years younger and not a married man, I would like to court Ellen DeGeneres.  That nice smile of hers and she always is just so generous to the people in her crowd.  And she [...]

Calama, Chile (Christwire) – Abe Goodman reporting Earthquakes are amongst nature’s most destructive forces.  By the shifting of Earth’s tectonic plates so carefully placed 6,000 years ago, we see the earthquake force can move buildings, cause sinkholes and even change the face of continents. To put the power of a [...]

After we watched the Super Bowl halftime show, we all could only come to one conclusion.  Beyonce is a hand-maiden of Satan.  For the longest time, our colleague Craige Lewis warned that her husband, Jay-Z, was trying to be the Anti-Christ. There is a song called “HOVA”. It starts out [...]

Michelle Obama continues to embarass America by not acting like a lady.  We all saw her sultry prom photo where she let Neil DeGrasse Tyson get himself a heavy eyescoop of her Nestle Milk Chocolates and probably let him have some YooHoo! time with her later if you get my [...]

Obama violates constitution, this time he has been caught red-handed appointing people blocked by the Senate.

Look at the head of Barack Obama.  For years now I have told you he is a natural born Kenyan and you tried to call me a ‘birther’.  Only days after Beyonce lip synced the national anthem and heralded the reinauguration of this fake birth certificate man, we see the Lord of [...]

The WNBA may finally be watchable thanks to a new potential policy in which transgender men can be allowed to play women’s basketball. The idea is wonderful and I for one fully support the measure. The idea first came about after the success of a woman, Gabrielle Ludwig, on the court.  [...]

President Barack Hussein Obama is pulling out all the stops in trying to get us to tax the rich and avoid the fiscal cliff.  Let us be frank here:  it matters not to the wealthy of this country what happens to the poors.  If the middle class economy goes over the [...]

The beaching catfish is the latest threat to Creationist teaching, as we can clearly see in this video. The fish has somehow learned how to beach itself in shallow water, nearly ‘walking’ on land so that it can eat birds. Atheists are naturally hailing this as proof of evolution, citing [...]

The fine women of Chi Omega sorority have drawn media attention this week for the photo above.  Many touchy media groups are turning this photograph, displaying humor common amongst college students, into a big deal and saying that the sorority photograph is racist.   What do you think?

Orlando, FLA - A precious 8-year-0ld child is recovering from a brutal dolphin attack in Florida.  Eye witnesses to the brutality say an innocent child was but taking in the wonders of nature at seaworld, when suddenly from the depths of the sea emerged a vicious beast, intent on biting the [...]

For generations Twinkies and American children have gone together like rainbow butterflies and Easter happiness. Twinkies are a staple of any healthy childhood for an American child and should be a core component of lunch after a job well done. The sweet, creamy inside is one of the proudest inventions [...]

My good Republican friends, we can all now sit back and relax.   Today our Lord has answered our one and only prayer, that we do not have a melanin-rich man as president for the next four years.  I said it and you know that is what we need.  In this time of [...]