Miley tops Maxim in a brilliant show of racy photoshoots, marketing and nice photoshopped images to her Instagram.  If I had not Googled this image and verified it with my colleagues from several other sources, there is no way I could have believed this was Miley Cyrus. Graciebow’s creeper moment [...]

Hell has frozen over and the Adam-appled blonde at the apocalypse has appeared, but in a shocking twist, is spewing out words that defend President Barack Obama’s recovery plan for America. As the nation heads toward the so-called ‘fiscal cliff’, in is none other than Ann Coulter, the most stand-in-line [...]

Comics are to be the thing of escapism, wonderful tales of heroes helping everyday people overcome obstacles of fear and terror. When moral America created the comics code authority, there was a major opportunity for this American-invented medium of entertainment to truly inspire the hearts and minds of future generations. [...]

The liberals are all crying today and realize that their little golden boy Mitt Romney has a weak tongue win compared to the Golden Orations of Mitt Romney.  Democrates are scrambling to find an excuse why Obama was so tired and noncaring about his debate, like he had just eaten [...]

Beijing, China – China’s command of genetic research continues to grow and surpass that of America.  Early Monday morning, the Chinese Imperial Sciences Division unleashed the photo up above, showing they have combined the genes of a fluffy cottoncoat llama, a chinchilla, an adorable puppy and a fly to create a [...]

UPDATE:  Christwire Intern Matt Corington hospitalized after drinking tricky Mexican cleaner. It was only two years ago that Mexicans attempted to retake America by infecting their soldiers will the swine flu and then sending them here to our country, to have them smear unwashed lechuga hands all over our salad [...]

SHOCK: Canadian video nasty star ate his Chinese gay lover, fled to France as zombie awareness heats up.   Zombie is make-up artist actor and is dressed up as woman to hide himself. *Police fear gay porn star may have slipped into Britain *Magnotta was living six months ago in Wembley, [...]

It’s about time that abusive women get put in their place. Today news reports state that a 70s show arrest of Lisa Robin Kelly proves that there may finally be some attention to all the abuse husbands receive from their wives. As if it’s not bad enough that women get [...]

Tonight some person will be over $500 million dollars richer from the Mega Millions with Megaplier Winning numbers for March 30, 2012.  It must make Obama angry to see an American getting so much money, but the Democrats will lap their tongues and try to tax it all. The numbers [...]

You cannot give terrorists nice things! President George W. Bush tried to bring them FREEDOM! Barack Obama helped bring them the fall of OSAMA’S TYRANNY! And how do these mongrels repay us! That is the terrorists up above, burning an effigy of our dear President Barack Obama. Sure, we don’t [...]

Gangster rapper Cee Lo Green has announced his support for spreading a cat agenda in America. In an ominous warning, Cee Lo Green warned, “Be looking foward to the Purrfect cat campaign, ChristWire”. This is in response to a recent article where we warned that America must get its cat [...]

Danica Patrick is livid and fuming.  After wrecking her second car over the Daytona 500 weekend, the female NASCAR driver is claiming that her driving errors are no fault of her own.  Instead, she claims, it is the fault of her teammate Cole Whitt.  Cole Whitt was acting as the ‘pusher’ [...]

The latest celebrity to be in the spotlight for probable drug use is Demi Moore.  After a frantic call to 911, we can hear the friends of Demi Moore pretty much stating that the aging starlet had ‘smoked something’ and was likely hyped up on Red Bull.  During the course [...]

WARNING:  The following image media contains Rihanna skimpy bikini exposures.  Immediately demand any women/children in the room immediately leave before viewing.  After ordering the weak spirited to leave please lock the door and pray for this woman’s hellmarinated soul. When I first learned that a little California raisin named Chris [...]

Looking many years beyond her age due to a battle with up and down weight, famous rap singer Missy Elliot was rumored to be dead earlier today. Is Missy Elliot dead? Our sources in Hollywood confirm that the “Black Trashbag Pride” and “Window” singer is fine, alive and well. Many [...]