Kathy Griffin kicked in the New Year by trying to give Anderson Cooper a bj, live on tv. Cooper rejected Griffin’s repeated drunken woman at a bar antics, taking time to pull out his premade signs made to ward off the big red griffin of New Year’s hedonism.

God is finally weighing in on the issue of Hollywood making horrible, thoughtless movies as of late.  Only hours after the Red Dawn remake was released in theaters, unbeknowst to Hollywood producers, God was not impressed with the ridiculous idea of North Koreans terrorizing an American town with their non-existant [...]

Salta, Argentina - Buried within the peaks of South American moutains, researchers discovered the nearly perfect preserved remains of three Incan children.  Sources indicate the names:  The Maiden, The Boy and The Girl of Lightning.  These remains were found in a cold and desolate summit of Mount Llullaillaco, the frigid isolation leaving remains so untouched by animals, bacteria and other humans [...]

United States of America – Americans have a tendency of being altruistic. Despite being built upon the principles of rugged individualism and advantageous capitalism, America has progressed into a country that takes responsibility where it does not have to do so. The United States regularly funds billions to foreign nations, [...]

Denver, CO (Christwire Global) – The ill-effects of marijuana legalization are already being seen in Colorado.  Since Barack Obama legalized the most dangerous drug on Earth, we’ve seen marijuana cause all sorts of crime and horrors in Colorado. Of all those stories we will show in a bit, the most troubling [...]

Possessed tongues unified in releasing the Satanic chants of Satan, Legend of Zelda occult members hold a summoning where the Prince of Darkness appears in a double triforce of fire and helps them bring destruction and chaos upon the world. With but a chant and the play of a new Satanic instrument [...]

Hempstead, New York (ChristWire) – The world is helter skelter after the 2nd presidential debate tonight in Hempstead, New York.  The typically smooth and calculated Mitt Romney was off his game, stabbing President George W. Bush, Jr., in the back and being out-foxed by Obama several times. It was clear that [...]

Jersey Shore Cancelled, top ten things to expect to improve in America.

Holy muscles drenched by the tears of heavens, Tim Tebow’s fitness is only outdone by his ability to create miracles in the endzone.  Tim Tebow’s Madden rating has many people jealously excited to wield the second greatest quarterback to ever play the game in Madden 2013. John Madden NFL 2013 [...]

Everyone knows the attributed quote: “This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” Neil Armstrong is a true American and a spirit whose legacy will live on. Today Neil Armstrong died but his legacy will never be dead. Armstrong represents an era of bravery where modern [...]

For our college intern, Dustin M. Corlington, it was just another weekend run to the grocery store.  He’s starting his senior year at Cal State Fullerton and was happy to refill his apartment with food for himself and his roomies.  But from one simple shopping trip, Dustin didn’t expect to [...]

  Barack Obama wants us to give every illegal immigrant more welfare money.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Right under your noses, Obama is working on a new piece of legislation which will promise illegal immigrants more welfare money, free college tuition, debt relief and many other perks if they [...]

As if the placement for Iran was not grounds enough for a war, today our friend Matt Drudge caught Mahmoud Ahamadinejad jonesing for a war with America by daring to threaten our eternal friends, Israel.  Without Israel, there would not be an Old Testament or Bible, so it’s natural that [...]

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has caused great celebration to fall upon his country, only hours after he took to Twitter to broadcast the North Korea has one every possible gold medal possible by the second day of the 30th Olympics. Other worldwide leaders were stunned and questioning the sanity [...]

News of the World first broke the tragic story of former US Olympian star Michael Phelps becoming addicted to marijuana immediately after his historic medal run in Beijing, 2008.  Since that time Phelps’ ‘boofer’ lifestyle and addiction to browsing lude organic images on Reddit’s hippie-values centric /r/trees as H20-420LUVR has [...]