In this fun image, we see the game Super Mario reimagined as a game powered by a great Christian man named Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is also a Republican.

The Cinnamon Challenge is the newest food craze to sweep the internet.  While many people think it is all funs and games, doctors warn this game could end one’s life. The Cinnamon Challenge is a dangerous new game that involves taking a spoonful or more of ground cinnamon straight down without drinking any [...]

If you want to get out of jail free, be a formerly cute actress with a big chest and alleged drug habit. Apparently in America, that’s the key to doing whatever you want to do. It’s like being British royalty of old, without the requisite responsibility of having to do [...]

Thanks to the steadfast work of Deacon Tyson Bowers III, the game Mass Effect 3 had to remove it’s giant ‘phallicorgy” from the end of the game.  The video was a scene of orcs and elves doing nasty things to one another, the ‘reward’ for players learning all the requisite [...]

A new support group on Facebook has been on the rise after teen hearthrob and “Baby” singer Justin Bieber allegedly snapped at fans yesterday, hitting one of them with some form of European purse he was carrying. Jennifer Thornburg claims she saw the singer leaving a restaurant in New York [...]

Justin Bieber is a little transgener ferret. Newest reports detail how Justin Bieber enjoys wearing women’s jeans and he’s been wearing them for years. The newest revelation into Justin Bieber’s life occurred on the red carpet at Fashion’s Night Out in New York City, where Dan Nordgren pointed out that [...]

Today we see what happens when you do not allow a sheriff to profile against Mexicans. The town of Phoenix, Arizona, has hit a critical mass of Mexicans, or a CMM value as determined by experts.  During a CMM event, the skies are marked by a blackening, indicative of the [...]

Former Alaska Governor and Vice-presidential candidate for the US, Sarah Palin, is the latest A-list celebrity and influential media figure to have an obsessed stalker. Given her credentials and importance to the American people, the federal government should approve a fund so that Palin may have her own detachment of [...]

Justin Bieber is a glamorized Hollywood singer who has found stardom as but a teeny bopper. He has not had to pay his dues like proper singers of old, but instead is a product of the YouTube Generation, where users can became overnight sensations and reach an audience of millions. [...]

I’m a sucker for John Mayer: he is my total guilty pleasure. His music has the unique urban feel and without letting it influence my life too much, it sets a good mood for studying and also for writing. John Mayer visited NBC’s The Today show, and in addition to [...]

God has made his displeasure with Conan O’brien known, as he has kicked him off standard broadcast and into basic cable. Our friends at dimewars.com report on Conan’s fall for being an Irish blight upon America. Late night talk show host Conan O’Brien’s new gig as host of his own [...]

The first Muslim sorority has opened in America! Thanks to President George Bush bringing freedom and democracy to their little lands over there, their people are starting to understand the fun of American culture. Sorority life teaches us how to embrace sisterhood and fellowship in fun and constructive ways. It [...]

ABC Dancing with the Stars 2009 is now at the point in time where you can vote online for the winner. Last season we were all shocked and disgusted by Marc Ballas’ misappropriate pants action after a close dance with gymnast Shawn Johnson. As the competition has withered down this [...]