(chrisTwire)—Today is Martin Luther King Day. The only holiday honoring a single American. The media goes into a frenzy praising a man who was legally named Michael King and was a plagiarist, communist, solicitor of prostitutes, and physical abuser. One thing is for sure, getting shot does not make you [...]

(chrisTwire)— Many of you have noticed that several of us regulars have been absent. Between summer speaking engagements and the Olympics we have been very busy. But now that summer is winding down and our American athletes have dominated all the Asians, communists, and socialists in the London games proving [...]

(chrisTwire)—In the following video you will see more than three hundred Ebola crazed tribals trashing and robbing a Jacksonville Florida Wal-Mart. What causes this kind of thing? Do they now feel they can do anything now that Obama is president? Are they all high on crack cocaine? Were welfare checks [...]

(chrisTwire)— There may be hope for America yet. Many of us had assumed America had been darkened by the Obama Presidency. His socialist policicies and insane leadership seemed very typical of what we expected when he ran for office. But like when he played Mace Window In Star Track SG-1, [...]

(chrisTwire)—chrisTwire has become a global media empire. From the early print editions in the 80’s to the holy website, forums, books, TV specials, tours, and speaking engagements. Over 30 million people have read or seen our work. However, we received a slap in the face this week as the Christian [...]

(chrisTwire)—There is a reason that women should not vote, make medical decisions, or even drive. They are prone to hysteria. What is female hysteria? Before the days of liberalism and feminism, hysteria was a common and accurate medical diagnosis. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array [...]

Disclaimer, the following information is based on faith. Individual results may vary. It is important that any cat see a veterinarian at least weekly as cats carry rabies and it can flair up any time without warning and your cat will kill your loved ones. Please consult a veterinarian before [...]

Someone on twitter threatened to rape The View co-host Sherri Shepherd. Not Cool! .. .MA

(chrisTwire)—When you hear the name Michael Vick what comes to mind? Is it overrated football player? Is it Black guy who looks frightening? No, it is dog fighting. When black people were blessed with legal immigration, they brought with them the horrible sport of dog fighting. Dog fighting is a [...]

(chrisTwire)—Known as the man who brought socialism to the internet, former soviet Premiere Eduard Khil died Monday at the age of 77. He had been hospitalized in St. Petersburg since a stroke in early April that left him with severe brain damage. The stroke was the cause of his death, [...]

(chrisTwire)— As an ongoing consequence of gay marriage, the Andromeda galaxy has been sent speeding towards our own Milky Way in an attempt to eradicate homosexuality in the universe. Our Milky Way is bound for a head-on collision with the similar-sized Andromeda galaxy, researchers announced yesterday (May 31). Over time, [...]

(chrisTwire)— Two chrisTwire records have been broken in the last 5 days, both by the same user. Our own visitor L.N. made chrisTwire history not only on Friday, but again today. For the first record, on Friday while going on a rant, LN, made his 4428th comment posting post of [...]

(ChrisTwire)—Once again we see another fallout of the liberal Obama presidency. Sick of his nappy headed hoe wife, “Pretender in Chief” Barack Hussein Obama this week sent fellow liberal Bill “Crabs” Clinton to Monaco to pick up porn stars to bring back to the west wing. Not one to follow [...]

(chrisTwire)—Obama is ruining America. Now that he has turned our navy into a floating gay orgy of sodomistic penetrations, things are getting worse by the day. An 844-foot-long U.S. Navy assault ship collided with a refueling tanker Wednesday about 120 miles off the coast of California in the Pacific Ocean. [...]

(chrisTwire)—Matt Damon, famous actor, writer, and graduate of Cambridge Rindge and Latin School in Cambridge, MA recently praised George Bush’s work with PEPFAR, the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief. According to the official PEPFAR website ,it is the U.S. Government initiative to help save the lives of those suffering [...]