Articles by: Barnald Mertog
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Satanists claim Christwire is “satire”

August 7, 2012 3:25 pm20 comments
Satanists claim Christwire is “satire”

Many evil liberal humanist satanist homosexuals are using twitter and other websites to make filthy and abhorrent claims about Christwire being something called satire.  ”Satire” is a word liberals use in place of stronger, more Christian words such as blasphemy and mocking.  These homosexuals and fornicators are trying to tarnish the reputation [...]

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Lustful Libraries: What Filth is Lurking in Your Child’s School?

July 24, 2012 9:16 pm4 comments
Lustful Libraries: What Filth is Lurking in Your Child’s School?

More and more, children’s school libraries are moving away from good books like the Bible and towards sickening material that could hurt children on their path to Jesus.  Schools want to pervert children while they are still tender enough to enjoy the touch of Jesus’ hand.  However, as Christwire parents, [...]

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Evil Dolan meme corrupting children.

July 22, 2012 12:41 am79 comments
Evil Dolan meme corrupting children.

Children around the world are constantly exposed to the evil “Dolan”, an evil duck who encourages rape, murder, pedophilia, stealing, homosexuality and a range of other sins.  ”Dolan” is considered a “meme”: an image that makes its way around the internet via social networks such as Myspace, Friendster, or Wikipedia. The duck is [...]

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Coldplay plans satanic album.

12:41 am6 comments

England’s evil band, Coldplay, are planning more cruel satanism on their next release “Let’s Kick Jesus Really Hard.”  Chris Martin, frontman for Coldplay, says, “It’s a concept album, really.  About Jesus.  How we don’t like him and want to kick him.”  The album is planned to be filled with soaring [...]

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“Avengers 2″ film will force homosexuality on children.

July 19, 2012 10:07 am56 comments

The film “The Avengers”, which is about a group of superheroes (demons who believe that their magical powers are stronger than Jesus) trying to “save” the Earth.  The film was produced by the increasingly evil and homosexual Disney Corporation as a way of promoting the use of magical powers.  It [...]

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99% of murderous rampages by women are performed outside the kitchen.

10:07 am15 comments

Every year, Americans begin to notice more and more of a tragic trend among women.  The female population is slowly straying from the special place God intended them to be placed: the kitchen.  Women may want to think twice about leaving their cozy and beloved kitchens when they find this [...]

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Abusive Daycare attendee introduces children to dubstep

July 18, 2012 12:14 pm45 comments

A North Carolina daycare has been filed with charges of child abuse after playing the violent and mean-spirited form of electronic sounds known as “dubstep.” The woman, known by the name Donna Gray, admits a hatred of children contrary to Jesus’ constant fascination with and involvement in the affairs of children.  ”I like to [...]

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