The obesity problem in the US is facing near super-sized proportions. As a world comparative, the US ranks number six in a global list of fattest nations. It’s time to start exporting our problems to other lands and cultures that can appreciate the inflated, pre-diabetic beauty of America’s fat women. [...]

After four years of a non-vetted Presidency and iron fisted rule by a possible non-native American, the possibility of subterfuge is high. For many, the elimination of Bin Laden raises more questions than answers. One brave citizen, Mara Zebest, unfettered by the harness of repression, has uncovered what may be [...]

The following letter was sent to the Chris†Wire Holy Mailbox in protest of the most grave and imbecilic experiments of regulation placed upon me – an independent forum moderator. Please join me in protesting this disgusting trend on this holiest of holy sites. Greetings Honorable Faith Leaders of the CW [...]

Should churches begin excommunicating infertile couples to win the marriage equality debate? Some see the action as necessary. “I would rather be gay than childless” one young woman confessed during the Barren Believers couples retreat meeting. A shocking observation by any standard, it reflects the deeply personal pain facing Christians [...]

Serving up equal measures of justice for all citizens is the primary objective of the 2nd Amendment of the US Constitution. For Stephen Hopler, a gun enthusiast living in the Rockaway Township of New Jersey, the liberal threat to his most basic of freedoms is under siege. The local government, [...]

This week’s Time Magazine cover on attachment parenting is a disgrace to motherhood. The attachment parenting trend is officially out of control. Attachment parenting is just the latest trend in treating children like parasites. Children are not parasites. They are akin to bugs in that they go through various phases [...]

1. When a woman commits to cooking dinner, she joins a worldwide sisterhood of womanly courage. Many Americans don’t associate courage with preparing dinner. Clearly, this is a contrived shame of the feminist agenda. Far too many liberals view preparing supper as a perfunctory duty of wifely servitude rather than [...]

The fact Women are paid, on average, 17-23% less than men for the same work cannot be denied. While this “moment in time” micro measurement is an arithmetic truth, the interpretation of why is beset with lies and innuendo. Beyond the screeching cries of “discrimination” it is difficult to understand [...]

This week’s Newsweek cover titillates with a blindfolded woman under the caption “Why Surrender is a Feminist Dream.” The ‘return of the submissive woman’ really doesn’t make any sense at all to many Christians. It is hard to believe that ‘women want to be submissive’ when a well-made pair of [...]

Chris Jones is an award winning writer for Esquire magazine. He has writing and women problems. I don’t mean for that to sound like he’s started his period or has smelly abnormal discharge. No, it certainly wouldn’t be either of those two things. Mr. Jones is fed up with these [...]

Republican candidate, Rick Santorum brought a light-hearted sporty flavor to his campaign while showcasing his tournament ready bowling skills. Bowling is an all American sport of the middle class gentry. Unlike football, which has strong homosexual overtones and locker-room helmet touching, bowling is a man’s sport that combines balls, individual [...]

As a rapt nation has learned the gruesome details surrounding the death of Trayvon Martin, warnings and concern has misted the nation in a dewy renewed attention for safety wear and street fear fashion. Fashion is communication. For centuries fashion has conveyed status, intent, purpose and morality. Unless optically disabled, [...]

Donald “The Donald” Trump said “You’re Fired” to 23 year old Jenna Talackova for being born with a twiddle winky. Usually found on male children, Miss Tallywackah claims to have noticed the manufacturing defect at age four and began acting female. After beginning hormone therapy at age 14 Jenna then [...]

As part of ‘Sex Education’, nearly 87% of public middle and high schools have special infant simulation dolls that teach girls how to care for babies. While more instructive than the curse laden Teen Moms reality shows, these virtual reality dolls cannot replace the enduring benefits of young girls playing [...]

The Winsor Ontario squirrel population is supporting the homosexual Gay Agenda by waging an unholy war on women. These gay rat cousins, in an effort to shore up their lascivious nut rustling ways, are devouring the succulent tulip bulbs planted to adorn Windsor parks for spring wedding pictures. Canadian ladies, [...]