DC Comics finally confessed that the Green Lantern Hal Jordan is gay.  They are acting like they are doing us a favor, when we’ve had evidence of him sindocking a San Francisco trolley for over 50 years now.  Add in the dapper green sparkle emerald suit and all the homosexual [...]

The new raver party drug “Satan’s Bath Salts” has now reached New Jersey and has broken out in the house where The Jersey Shore is filmed. It would figure MTV would take advantage of this new zombie scourge to boost ratings and have Snookie deliver a zombie baby. Time Magazine [...]

Edward Mordrake was a man who lived in the 19th century.  History books detail Mordrake’s life status as a nobleman, a urbane man of English descent.  Unlike many of his fellows, Mordrake was also renown for one genetic anomaly, located on the back of his head:  an extra face. Historical [...]

  Chastity Bono is just one of the guys. He’s shown us his hard-earned man body, likely pounding pint after pint of the heaven’s nectar known as Nattie Light, all between chortles of sloppily chewed pizza and grease minced slim jims. That is the way a true athlete and man [...]

Only days after CW Global reports of Asking Alexandria masterminding the “Twilight Uprising’ riots in London, the league singer has revealed his full self and we see the spirit of Vlad Tepes masquerades as an emo named Sam L Bensley, the dread lead singer of this vile band. According to [...]

Stephanie Meyer is a mean-spirted writer who penned a grapic comic book novel “Harry Potter”, a crossover propaganda piece for witchcraft but also anti-homosexual motifs.  An eternal mission of ChristWire is to love all people and especially our supportive friends in the gay community, to whom Christ freely extends a [...]

The nation has been gripped by a pandemic of African-American violence in eateries.  We’ve seen footage from IHOP, Denny’s and Subways, where throngs of Afro-American litter children have caused raucous and even accosted cops, costing restaurants thousands of dollars in damage. ==> ChristWire Exclusive:  Black Doctors and Lawyers Riot when [...]

In order to stay together after undgrad, several friends and I formed what is called the “Lunch Bunch”.  We try to get together at least once a month to catch-up on life and see which direction things are taking us.  While we’ve lost some friends to location and new job [...]

Ten years ago, Arnold Schwarzegger betrayed America by allegedly sleeping with his Mexican housekeeper.  Then, ten years later, he finally revealed a shocking truth:  he fathered a child and told no one about it. Mystery has abounded and questions were raised:  who is the kid? While the mother, Mildren Patricia [...]

A terrifying experience that befalls every woman is the urge to have a public wazzing upon the porecelain daisy.  At home, this is a very private matter where a woman can collect her thoughts and not worry of being accosted by germs or a Japanese camera pervert. But in public, [...]

My friends, today I write after an interesting discussion following this week’s Taco Tuesday at Dukes.   Several friends and I table merged with a group of neighbor’s friends, trying to save space in a crowded restaurant. During the course of the meal and table talk, an interesting topic came up:  anal [...]