August 19, 2012 6:06 pm
Asthma is a post-secondary disease usually caused by dangerous chemicals released in the smoke of illegal drug marijuana. This hard street drug is smoked, injected or eaten, though the vaporous form of it found in hookas is thought to have a half life of 5 years, destroy the ozone layer [...]
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February 9, 2012 3:19 pm
The classic scenes of beach-goers tossing a Frisbee on a lazy day in Malibu and Santa Monica is now done and a thing of the past. LA County officials have now made it a criminal offense to toss a frisbee or football on any beach. Los Angeles county has pretty [...]
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December 18, 2011 7:45 pm
1 2 3 4 T GB 0 0 7 7 14 KC 6 0 3 10 19 Top Performers Passing: K. Orton (KC) – 299 YDS Rushing: R. Grant (GB) – 12 CAR, 66 YDS Receiving: J. Finley (GB) – 3 REC, 83 YDS Quarterback Aaron [...]
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November 22, 2011 11:00 pm
Twitter is blowing up with claims of rapper Too Short died. Despite not being surprised learning about the death of yet another gangster rapper it seems that Too Short is alive and well. The “Straight from Oakland” and “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em” rapper is alive and well, joking about [...]
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November 3, 2011 1:29 am
The #Occupy hippie movement has continued to gain steam, this time spreading its ugly hemp roots in Oakland, California. It seems with the gas prices, busted economy, Iran strongarming America and incompetent democrat president, the 1970s are repeating themselves all over again for America. The hippie #Occupy movement is proving [...]
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October 24, 2011 4:27 pm
The Gay Agenda has now joined the protestors of Occupy Wall Street and today made their merger national headlines in a big way. News reports allege an Australian youth named Liam Warriner was the victim of gay subliminal messaging. The young man was simply a part of OccupyAustralia and protesting [...]
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October 10, 2011 4:44 am
Reenactment: A golf fan lived the ultimate dream and chucked a hot dog at Tiger Woods, causing the golfer to miss an 18 foot putt for birdie. The moment somebody throws a hotdog at Tiger Woods is a good moment. After betraying his beautiful family, the golfing word, and really, [...]
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September 24, 2011 9:49 pm
There is not much more that can be said than the headline. An old man got tired of kids with their skateboards and mohawks playing in his yard, so he scared them away with a bucket of something old people can produce with the power of catheters: urine. At least [...]
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September 6, 2011 1:53 pm
The Dawn of a New American AgeSpaceport America is the world’s first commercial spaceport. As the lesser European and Asian nations of the world fight and bicker over petty things, America has once again forwarded humanity to a new era of wonder and splendor. The United States has nearly completed [...]
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June 22, 2011 2:43 am
Weird Al Yankovic is a Christian man who is a member of the Church of Christwire (CoC) in Beverly Hills. For years now we have persevered in letting America know that Gaga is a gender shapeshifter, that is a man who masquerades as a woman even though he’s been given [...]
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May 6, 2011 5:15 pm
Donald Trump Slipping Painfully Fast in the Polls, Trying to Slide Back up With Sex Tape Scandal Involving Audrina Patridge? Now that President Obama has killed Osama with one hand and roasted The Don with the other, Team Trump’s presidential campaign team is rightfully nervous. As if it’s not enough [...]
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April 27, 2011 8:13 am
It is bad enough that every easter, we are forced to sift through coungless images of zombie Jesus from atheists. They bombard the HolyMailbox and we’re stuck looking at image after image of gross disrespect and filth. Now it seems even Japanese are joining in and using their first gateway [...]
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April 23, 2011 3:21 pm
Your Google Android and/or Apple iPhone is keeping tabs on your every movement, then reporting your position back to corporate servers where a profile of where you tend to shop, eat, leave businesses and return home is permanently stored on servers Every day, you wake up to roll out of [...]
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April 6, 2011 7:25 pm
Britain is experience fearful uproar, after a shadowy image sauntered across the screen of nationally broadcast live tv. British people immediately called into the station, demanding to know if it was some sort of “War of the Worlds” hoax meant for the public. It was not. So what is going [...]
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March 24, 2011 11:27 am
What do you get when you mix nasty attitude, bad food and Spring Break wild childs. A bikini brawl! In this following cell phone video, savage wildness is unleashed after a group of tourists riot, in bikinis, at a Front Street restaurant in Panama City. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6IqHnW4Lnk&feature=player_embedded
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