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Baby Puppy Recovering After Attack By Pack of Wild Kittens

May 7, 2013 10:47 am32 comments
Baby Puppy Recovering After Attack By Pack of Wild Kittens

Mr. Lick ‘ems SALINA, KANSAS – It has been a long, tough road for Mr. Lick ‘ems, but he is finally on the road to recovery and on the mend.  Several weeks ago, Mr. Lick ‘ems was let outside to relieve himself in the comfort of his backyard.  His owners, [...]

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Should Cats Be Arrested/Jailed For Huffing Catnip?

February 27, 2013 11:29 am189 comments
Should Cats Be Arrested/Jailed For Huffing Catnip?

As any cat owner can tell you, felines have an almost human quality and understanding of life.   It is not uncommon to find cats opening a cabinet to obtain their food, or after observing a human using the ‘potty’ for enough days, to take the task on for themselves. Cats [...]

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World Shocked By Ugly 2014 Jeep, Reddit CSS HTML Coders To Blame

February 23, 2013 11:24 am22 comments
World Shocked By Ugly 2014 Jeep, Reddit CSS HTML Coders To Blame

From the people who brought you the Pontiac Aztec and the most liberal site on the internet, a new design for the Jeep The html designers behind the socialist website Reddit.com somehow won a bid to design the new 2014 Jeep.  Consumer response to the 2014 Jeep has been nothing [...]

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Proof That Cats Were Not Created by God

December 29, 2012 2:21 pm177 comments
Proof That Cats Were Not Created by God

Unlike all other animals on Earth, cats are unholy and born with natural sin.  From the time it comes clawing from its mother’s womb, a cat is a reprehensible beast who represents the worst qualities that humanity can imagine:  social welfare mooching, clingy, remarkably germy, defiant, ungrateful and unChristian.  With [...]

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Golden Eagle Tries To Snatch Baby, Drops Goats Off Cliff Instead

December 19, 2012 12:14 amComments Off
Golden Eagle Tries To Snatch Baby, Drops Goats Off Cliff Instead

Golden eagles may be the most rotted, dicked animal on Earth. Cats are bad, but golden eagles are worse. At this point, I usually use words to bring detail into my thesis, but today we only need to turn to youtube to see how evil this animals truly can be. [...]

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Face It, Your Cat Is a Freeloader

December 7, 2012 12:23 pm89 comments
Face It, Your Cat Is a Freeloader

Every day, millions of people allow themselves to be ruled by a demonic animal that fancies itself a Egyptian pharoah godking.  Cats are amongst the most arrogant of creatures, coyly strutting about and grooming themselves for hours on end, with no trace of loyalty or grace in their hearts.  As [...]

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Heroic Pit Bulls Attack Car, Rip Bumper Trying to Catch Evil Kitten

August 26, 2012 8:07 am26 comments
Heroic Pit Bulls Attack Car, Rip Bumper Trying to Catch Evil Kitten

Pit bulls attack car to protect family from killer kitten.

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New Aids-Like Disease Mystifies Scientists

August 24, 2012 6:29 pm38 comments
New Aids-Like Disease Mystifies Scientists

 A mysterious new AIDS-like disease has shocked scientists.  Unlike HIV, the virus many people think about when hearing about a deficient immune system, the mechanism behind the AIDS-like disease is not contagious by any known means. So far, the disease has been found in the United States and Asia with [...]

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Rogue Pack of Cats Cause Ebola Outbreak, Thousands Flee Olympic Village

July 31, 2012 12:38 pm19 comments
Rogue Pack of Cats Cause Ebola Outbreak, Thousands Flee Olympic Village

London, England – A pack of demented cats is causing a reign of fear and panic to spread through Olympic village in London.  Only three days into the Olympic Games, tragedy has broken out after a pack of cats terrorized groups of innocent people with deft hunting skills, stalking and bites [...]

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Why Do Cats Purr?

July 29, 2012 3:47 pm55 comments
Why Do Cats Purr?

Every year in the United States, over 1.2 million people are mauled by cats.  Cat bites are dangerous and can are very deadly.   If you or a loved one live near a cat, it is of paramount importance to always be alert and prepared for conflict. Cat bites are associated with higher [...]

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Menage a Trois Cat Orgy On Car Shows Satan’s Plan to Corrupt Your Children

July 28, 2012 2:37 pm32 comments
Menage a Trois Cat Orgy On Car Shows Satan’s Plan to Corrupt Your Children

It’s only been one week since we all read the harrowing story about the family who was mauled and given BUBONIC PLAGUE by their ‘pet’ cat.  The journalism was powerful and several families wrote the HolyMailbox to report they were getting rid of their cats.  Kudos to you, because you’ve [...]

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Man Gets Bubonic DEATH Plague from Stray Cat Bite

July 19, 2012 2:34 pm19 comments
Man Gets Bubonic DEATH Plague from Stray Cat Bite

For years I have given you sound medical advice and warnings about the danger of cats. Despite the words and actions of some people who love to claim cats are not dangerous, today I will bring you the ultimate proof that cats are not only dangerous, but can destroy humanity. [...]

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Cat Lady Suicide More Likely: Science

July 4, 2012 2:40 pm228 comments
Cat Lady Suicide More Likely:  Science

Even popular culture shows how cats damage a person’s psyche and can lead to various mood disorders.  Scientists are finally speaking out on this crucial subject.  Cats are dangerous and have no place in the human home, especially around women. I want to follow-up on this great report and reiterate:  [...]

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The Gay Agenda Exposed

June 19, 2012 5:49 am161 comments
The Gay Agenda Exposed

In this chilling cartoon, the Gay Agenda is exposed.  Notice how they love to wear fabulous moustaches and plot on how to not only make your children think they are normal, but also trick your pets into illegal dallies.  Sicko!

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Man Gets the Bubonic Plague From Cat Bite

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Right now in America, there are over 300 million demented cats who roam free and with one bite, can cause you and your family to suffer the Black Death. Many cat owners will believe biased media produced by the Mount Ida Cat Society (MICS) conglomerate, funded by powerful wealthy abortion [...]

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