Articles by: Bryan BlakeBryan Blake
Radio host and TV personality for Christwire

Liberals Try to Sell Your Little Girls Crotchless Panties

November 17, 2011 2:35 pm4 comments
Liberals Try to Sell Your Little Girls Crotchless Panties

A liberal ran store called, Kids N Teen, has been caught selling crotch-less underwear to minors, a Denver television station reports.. The manager Greeley Mall (a Republican) in Greeley, Colo., asked the store to remove its vile display and to stop attacking our children with sex. Erin French, a mother [...]

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25 Things You Don’t Know About Me: Zooey Deschanel

November 11, 2011 6:23 pm11 comments
25 Things You Don’t Know About Me: Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel, 31, shares the 25 things you don’t know about her with Christwire. 1. I accidentally had an abortion. 2. I hate camping, but I love being fondled at summer camp, by old, musky men. 3. I took three years off from hooking and toured with my band, She [...]

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Death Clock – Can a Website Tell You Your Time of Death?

November 3, 2011 11:50 pm6 comments
Death Clock – Can a Website Tell You Your Time of Death?

A new website called Death Clock , is boasting to be able to tell you your exact date of death by entering in some basic personal information. I find this to be a site for pure entertainment, as it only asks you your date of birth, sex, BMI and if [...]

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Selena Gomez Flashes Her Taco Scented Underwear in a Public Upskirt Photo

November 2, 2011 11:25 pm24 comments
Selena Gomez Flashes Her Taco Scented Underwear in a Public Upskirt Photo

While Justin Bieber is fever deep in baby mother drama, his girlfriend and illegal Mexican Selena Gomez, decided to rebel and show her anger towards Justin by allowing the media to snap her first upskirt picture and having it posted all across the internet for America to see. Right now [...]

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Celebrity Showdown with Deacon Tyson Bowers III

November 1, 2011 8:19 pm6 comments
Celebrity Showdown with Deacon Tyson Bowers III

I recently sat down with leader Bowers and wanted to know what he personally thought about today’s pop culture stars. Below are his exact words of wisdom. Kim Kardashian puts the whore in the word “whore”. Such a repulsive mess of spongy harpy feces. Selena Gomez is a spicy pile [...]

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Tokidoki Barbie – The Hipstersexual Barbie

October 19, 2011 4:28 pm6 comments
Tokidoki Barbie – The Hipstersexual Barbie

Liberals around the world must be cheering knowing their latest propaganda toy, Tokidoki Barbie, is hitting the toy stores right before Christmas. Barbie now has a tattoo running down her neck and chest, and another one on her arm. This is not an image we should be promoting to our [...]

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Shia LaBeouf Gets into Another Bar Fight – Shia Labeouf Beating

October 18, 2011 3:17 pm21 comments
Shia LaBeouf Gets into Another Bar Fight – Shia Labeouf Beating

According to homosexual celebrity gossip news outlets, the bi-curious “Indian Jones” star got into a cat fight in Vancouver over this past weekend, throwing down with a couple of local drag queens while partying in the city’s highly drug populated area in The Granville Street club district. A witness said [...]

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Planned Parenthood Now Giving Out Gummy Fetus with Abortion

July 25, 2011 6:02 pm22 comments
Planned Parenthood Now Giving Out Gummy Fetus with Abortion

Baby hating liberals at Planned Parenthood are trying to entice women to get abortions by giving out yummy gummy fetus treats. UPDATE We have just been told there are fiver different flavors. This encourages women to have five abortions to collect all flavors.

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Blake’s Plate Episode #5 – Assassin’s Creed Revelations – Parental Alert

May 26, 2011 7:22 pm8 comments
Blake’s Plate Episode #5 – Assassin’s Creed Revelations – Parental Alert

After Tyson Bowers III’s in-depth reporting on the dangers of Assassin’s Creed Revelations and how it is turning kids into anti-Americans. I decided to create a quick video explaining to parents once again how this game can turn their son into a future killer, gay sexual deviant or devil worshiper. Psst, follow me [...]

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What Makes a Modern Female a Slut Whore?

April 21, 2011 9:00 pm50 comments
What Makes a Modern Female a Slut Whore?

Women of today want to know why rape is on the rise. It is not just because it is their modern cry for attention as Tyson Bowers III reported about before, it is also because they walk around like $2 sassy sex holes. The way you women look today give [...]

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Blake’s Plate – Episode Two – Minecraft, RIFT and SWTOR Are Turning Children Gay

April 6, 2011 7:21 pm20 comments
Blake’s Plate – Episode Two – Minecraft, RIFT and SWTOR Are Turning Children Gay
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Blake’s Plate – Episode One – Christwire TV

March 29, 2011 8:12 pm28 comments
Blake’s Plate – Episode One – Christwire TV
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