CHATHAM, MA – A potential beach tragedy was averted yesterday when Joel Fensky, insufferable hipster and lifeguard on duty, extracted a drowning Julie Weathers from the water, performed CPR, and instructed those around him to call emergency services. His efforts proved crucial: “A few moments more, and she might have [...]

The allure of fame is mighty indeed. Many men have been tempted by the thought of meeting their favorite celebrity and getting to talk to them or get their autograph. What good Christian, for example, wouldn’t want Jesus’ autograph? Recently, however, these fantasies have broadened to include sticking their throbbing [...]

We have long been aware of the many dangers of M’ing to internet porn (or “pr0n,” as youngsters these days are saying). However, recent evidence suggests that looking at internet porn actually renders its victims blind. Take a look: http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2005/08/science-20050820.ars According to a study conducted at Yale, viewing erotic or [...]