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I am a Christian crusader and am tired of people who do not belong ruining our country.

Paul Ryan’s Black Ex Proves GOP Loves Minorities, Gays

August 22, 2012 2:21 pm15 comments

A new tidbit from Paul Ryan’s past has come out and stolen the steam right from the Democrat political media whoremachine.  Paul Ryan is a man of all people.  He is a man of goodness and grace, what America needs right now in a vice president.  But best of all, [...]

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South Africans Create Fake Kate Middleton Cover

July 17, 2012 5:58 am0 comments

ChristWire =>  Hollywood officials are horrified after learning South Africans have somehow acquired technology to create a life-like replica of Kate Middleton. While it remains unconfirmed if the South Africans have managed to purchase a modern version of photoshop or have used more advanced methods of replication, it’s apparent that [...]

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Will Dentist HIV Risk Increase With Same-Sex Dental Plans?

5:41 am0 comments

Dear ChristWire: I have been a dentist for over 20 years and I do not like Obamacare.  I think if you cannot work for your insurance, then too bad!  Yes, Darwinism is a tough reality to swallow for some people but that’s how God created Earth. The strong and WORKING [...]

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Solar Eclipse May 20 2012, Gays to Blame

May 20, 2012 1:17 pm3 comments
Solar Eclipse May 20 2012, Gays to Blame

God woke up early today so that he could shut out the Sun. As you read this article, God has a group of angels en-route to the sun to hold a giant circular shaped holy drape right over it. This drape was sewn by the skilled hands of Mother Mary [...]

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Zebra Bites Flesh Temptress on the Shoulder

January 20, 2012 1:53 am19 comments

YouTube Video of a Zebra biting a woman on the shoulder.

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God Smashes Nazi Germany ROSAT Satellite from Sky

October 1, 2011 2:12 am23 comments
God Smashes Nazi Germany ROSAT Satellite from Sky

The Nazi Germans launched the ROSAT spy satellite in the late 1990s, so as to spy on America and her allies. Like most European nations, the Germans are jealous of America’s great power and seek revenge on us thwarting their world domination plans. There used to be a time when [...]

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Libya Falls! Gaddafi Bows Before President George W. Bush

August 22, 2011 5:28 am2 comments
Libya Falls!  Gaddafi Bows Before President George W. Bush

[cetsEmbedGmap src=http://maps.google.com/maps/place?ftid=0x13a892c4c11c43d9:0x8d99d8947b5cec86&q=tripoli,libya&hl=en&ved=0CAwQ-gswAA&sa=X&ei=5ixSTojUE4T0ygS2vbnwBQ width=400 height=400 marginwidth=5 marginheight=10 frameborder=0 scrolling=no]   Tripoli, Libya The power of American is on display again as yet another global terrorist bows before the prophecy of sage US President George W. Bush. Nearly one decade ago, President Bush declared all moral countries upon Earth shall be at [...]

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Magician Learns He Is Not So Magic After Race Track Incident

June 5, 2011 4:55 am4 comments

Today a magician learned the hard way that Harry Potter spells and bloodchants are not the things of morality.  This was just a warning slap to all magicians out there.  There is only one source of super powers and he is not a man.  He is your Lord.

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Twilight Eclipse Causes 11-Year-Old Boy To Break Teacher’s Nose

1:56 am12 comments

The evil influence of the Twilight movie series has taken to the classroom, as now an 11-year-old child has broken his teacher’s nose. Twilight is a dangerous movie about vampire blood rituals, where rebellious attitude and flippant attitude toward authority is encouraged. The newest movie, Twilight Eclipse, expands focus on [...]

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Why The Gays Have Power

April 9, 2011 9:10 pm57 comments
Why The Gays Have Power

America, once the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.  Now, we’re becoming a bastion of homosexuality and on a fast-pitch slide to the dirty gloves of third-world shame.  How is it that a glorious nation has fallen so quickly?  How can it be that our society [...]

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Did Sammy Hagar Have an Extraterrestial Encounter

April 4, 2011 6:22 pm4 comments

Sammy Hagar is a wild man, but even wilder is his claim that he had an alien experience.  Is this another example of outlandish CNN journalism or are there really such things as alien beings?  Whatever the case, is is a safe bet that drugs are involved.

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Live Footage Japan Struck with 8.9 Earthquake and Tsunami

March 11, 2011 5:57 amComments Off

An 8.9 earthquake has struck the island nation of Japan. Following the earthquake, Hawaii was hit with a 4.7 aftershock. Reports of tsunami and destruction are coming in. Let us pray for Japan and that whatever action the people have done to bring this terrible weather upon themselvs to be [...]

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Gaddafi Shot, American Prophecy Realized

February 25, 2011 4:43 am4 comments

Liberals laughed when Preident Bush foretold of the day the fall of dictators would come. President Bush invaded Iraq because a WMD was planted there. No, it was not necessarily physical. It was spirital. The spirit of our Mideastern brothers was buried beneat the shroud of oppression. But now the [...]

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God Tosses Mubarak Into a Coma

February 15, 2011 5:14 am10 comments

The mean Pharoah of Foolishness has fallen and the Egyptian people are now free from a dictator. Now with Mubarak out of the mix, we can next cripple the Egyptian army with a mighty explosion that ushers in a new era of peace. It is said that change is swift [...]

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Is AOLHuffington Part of New Obama Takeover Media, Currentv

February 8, 2011 6:34 pm10 comments
Is AOLHuffington Part of New Obama Takeover Media, Currentv

While the nation slept last night, President Barack Hussein OGoebbels revealed his latest piston of the 2-bit liberal propaganda engine. In a blatant slap in the face to unbiased media, AOL today announced the creation of AOLHuffington, a merger between AOL’s news services and liberal muckrag Huffington Post. Business Insider [...]

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