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Kim Jong Un Voted Time’s 2012 Funniest Man on Earth, Edges out Jim Carrey

December 12, 2012 7:37 am4 comments
Kim Jong Un Voted Time’s 2012 Funniest Man on Earth, Edges out Jim Carrey

Kim Jon Un and pop-singer Psy pose for a North Korea versus South Korea pair-up, Un loosening back on tensions with South Korea in this humorous photograph.  Un’s brilliant timing in media opportunities poking self-deprecating humor to raise media attention for his country has him listed as this year’s Funniest [...]

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ASPCGAY: Homogay Agenda Use Carly Rae Jepson to Turn Innocent Maymo Beagle Into Gay Drag Queen

August 28, 2012 1:39 pm8 comments
ASPCGAY:  Homogay Agenda Use Carly Rae Jepson to Turn Innocent Maymo Beagle Into Gay Drag Queen

The homogay agenda knows no bounds in their unrepentant appetite for corrupting the innocent.  At every turn, they are flailing about and trying to find new ways to sneak into the firm backsides of your husbands and your sons.  And don’t let your guard down, because they like the backsides [...]

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Chinese Commies Launch Shenzhou-9 Deathdragon Space Ship

June 29, 2012 11:20 am24 comments
Chinese Commies Launch Shenzhou-9 Deathdragon Space Ship

The day has finally come. The day that scared us ever since Nixon went to China to spy on their unholiness first hand. The Chinese have used their Asiatic powers of calculation and destruction to build their first spacecraft, and my friends, it is far more advanced than anything NASA [...]

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Lyrid Meteor Shower 2012, Sign of America’s Fate

April 22, 2012 11:05 am2 comments
Lyrid Meteor Shower 2012, Sign of America’s Fate

The spectacular Lyrid Meteor Shower 2012 is a great fireworks show in the heavens. But does it have cultural and militaristic implications for America. Chuck Reagan investigates. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player The Lyrid Meteor Shower 2012 was unlike any other, as the backdrop for it was a new moon. [...]

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Cheap 73 Cents Gas Prices, Here’s How You Get It!

April 9, 2012 12:15 pm14 comments
Cheap 73 Cents Gas Prices, Here’s How You Get It!

Gas giant Chevron has offered to drop gas prices to an amazingly low 73 cents a gallon for a weekend for contest winners.  Follow the steps in this article for your chance to win. Reaganomics.  Poor, lazy people will cringe and cry when they hear that word.  For welfare mothers, the [...]

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Should the Oil Companies Raise Gas Prices, So We Can Blame it All on Obama?

March 25, 2012 12:53 pm17 comments
Should the Oil Companies Raise Gas Prices, So We Can Blame it All on Obama?

With Barack Hussein Obama still commanding a strong following throughout liberal and swing-vote America, we must do all we can to ensure more American people are upset with him. The best way to secure the vote of the loony left is quite simple: we either fearmonger, or we hit them [...]

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Kony 2012 Video for Dummies

March 9, 2012 5:02 pm0 comments
Kony 2012 Video for Dummies

If you are on Facebook, your friends have encouraged you to watch the Kony 2012 video. Many people are watching, blindly getting swept up and then donating to the cause. Yes, we should all know who guys like Kony are and why they are evil. But, we should not blindly [...]

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Vladmir Putin Wins Russian Elections, Celebrates with Milksack “Putinettes” As He Declares Self President for Life

March 5, 2012 6:03 am0 comments
Vladmir Putin Wins Russian Elections, Celebrates with Milksack “Putinettes” As He Declares Self President for Life

Tearful Putin claims election victory: ‘Glory to Russia’… Reasserts grip… POWER… Widespread complaints of ‘carousel voting’… Topless protesters: ‘I steal for Putin!’ Punks arrested… Strongman Putin’s campaign of marching around in Siberia without a shirt, wrestling tigers with one hand while ogling his milk maiden ‘Putinettes’ with the other has [...]

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American Blood in Kabul – Tragedy as Two American NATO Officers Killed in Afghanistan

February 26, 2012 12:51 am0 comments

Kabul, Afghanistan – 5th day of Koran-burning protests… Islamists rampage British WWII cemetery in Libya… Mobs charge US bases… Taliban: Kill foreigners… Pentagon Official Apologizes at VA Mosque… Obama ‘deeply regrets’… Gingrich: Obama ‘surrendered’ with apology… Tragedy in Afghanistan after two Nato officers have been killed by the interior ministry [...]

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Egypt Soccer Riot Further Proof of Need for US Occupation, 74 Dead

February 2, 2012 5:06 am11 comments
Egypt Soccer Riot Further Proof of Need for US Occupation, 74 Dead

*74 People Dead in Egypt Soccer Riot *American Peacekeepers forced out of country only two days before *Egyptians desperately need American soldiers and interim American governors to occupy Cairo and protect them The oil rich country of Egypt is under massive duress.  Crimes against humanity have broken out in the country that America [...]

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North Korea Names Kim Jong-Un as Supreme Leader, What Does this Mean for America?

December 29, 2011 2:28 am11 comments
North Korea Names Kim Jong-Un as Supreme Leader, What Does this Mean for America?

North Korea has officially declared Kim Jong-un is the uncontested dictator of the militant, nucear-weapon enabled country of North Korea.  A longtime enemy of democracy and capitalism, North Korea is steadfest allies with the Soviet Union and China.  Forming a deadly new tripartite pact among North Korea, Soviet Russia and [...]

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Last Troops Finally Leave Iraq

December 17, 2011 11:47 pm12 comments
Last Troops Finally Leave Iraq

Brave US troops cheer as finally the Mission Accomplished banner is fully earned.  On September 11, 2001, President George W. Bush vowed that the US army would smoke all terrorists out of Iraq.  Only 10 years later, we have done just that. The brave men and women of the US [...]

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Self Defense Tip For Women

December 6, 2011 12:59 am2 comments
Self Defense Tip For Women

After a report in which I challenged poorly constructed domestic violence laws that are seeing too many men being put in jail for running a tight ship, I’ve received thousands of angry letters and event threats from pro-feminist litigators who threatened violence on me if I did not recant my [...]

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Pakistan Shoots Down NATO Helicopter, Declares War on America “By Cutting Us Off”

November 27, 2011 5:25 am5 comments
Pakistan Shoots Down NATO Helicopter, Declares War on America “By Cutting Us Off”

Pakistan Declares War on the United States, Citizens Dance before Burning Rubble of United Nations Peacekeeping Helicopter – 24 Americans and Allies Dead The worst of American fears in the Middle East have been realized.  As Iran draws closer to completing a nuclear weapon that could be set off in the [...]

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Is Waterboarding of Desperate Housewives Key to Making The Good Wife

November 14, 2011 9:50 am8 comments
Is Waterboarding of Desperate Housewives Key to Making The Good Wife

Is Waterboarding a home alternative to encouraging a recalitrant wife to tell the truth? An age old fear for even the most brash and stern of men involves our eternal weakness:  estrogen.  Namely, the holders of estrogen who propose to be our loving wives of trust, but we find they [...]

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